Why did you... What's that supposed to be?

Oh, it's a... to let you know like where we are on like a date and time.

But isn't it Saturday?

And it's night.

Oh.

Plus, that's not even our house.

Well, that's that's not important.

What is important and the reason why I called you guys over?

I think I finally made a breakthrough in the new case.

Oh, God.

We're doing another one of these. I should have known better.

What?

Well.. we're sitting on the couch, you're standing.

What are you talking about?

First thing you're gonna do is pull a lever or press some secret button and unveil your super secret lab.

They're gonna have to listen to your conspiracy theories for hours.

Dude. What are you talking about?

I was just talking about a breakthrough on this case.

Wait, is that my suitcase?

Oh yeah, forgot to tell you I had to borrow it for the pun.

Did you drill a hole in my suitcase?

Why would you do that?

I just told you, for the pun.

Yeah, because of the hole is like the breakthrough and they're cases.

I get it, Sean!

Oh, and also I needed it to gain access to my secret lab.

So that we can start the next crazy conspiracy theory.

Well...

What?

Where is your secret lab?

Oh, that's in the other room.

Then why did you have to drill a hole in my case? What was all that for?

Uh, to open it?

Oh.

There it is. Now we can get into the secret lab.

One minute later... in the other room

All right. As you guys can see here, been working pretty hard at this new conspiracy.

Proving the Earth is actually flat.

Cool.

Where did that coat come from?

What?

It doesn't matter. Are you serious?

Are you doing all this because of the Kyrie Irving thing?

Wait, who?

You know, Kyrie Irving. The famous basketball player that came out and said that he also believes the Earth is flat.

It's ridiculous.

See, I thought it was ridiculous too...

Until I did a little bit of research and found that there's actually a lot of people that believe this...

Yeah, and they're ridiculous too--

...and I...

...am one of them now.

You've gotta be kidding--

This is a real thing, okay?

People actually believed that the earth is flat.

They are called Flat-Earthers, and

what they believe is that the government has actually tricked people

into thinking that the Earth is round from the time you were a little kid.

Okay. How do you explain actual satellite photos of Earth?

Uh... Photoshop? Editing?

Okay,

What about people who actually traveled the entire globe?

It's just going in circles. not around the whole thing.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. This one is kind of hard to believe.

Exactly, why would the government want to lie about the shape of the earth?

See, that's exactly it.

They're hiding the truth from us.

A truth, so mind-blowing

that if people found out the whole world would come to an end and I am

THIS close to figuring it out

What are you doing?

It's cool right?

Got it from Spencer's

i love Spencers

[alright]

Let's go back to the very beginning,shall we?

You see in the beginning everybody thought that the earth was flat

But who were the first people to actually suggest that the earth was round?

Ancient Greek Philosophers

and these philosophers have discovered a ton of things that we live by

Well why don't we ever question them?

They're ancient!

For example ancient Greek Philosophers are the same people who have discovered

constellation you know the idea of connecting stars to make pictures like the big dipper or zodiac signs.

I'm a Leo

I'm uninterested

but if you weren't taught about this as a kid

And you were just looking at these pictures

It looks nothing like what they claim it to be

I mean this looks like a child's

connected the dots or more from art class which by the way

Here he should probably get an F for

it's nothing like a fish

Sorry I'll work on that

Look, I agree

Constellations don't always look like what they're supposed to be

but what does that have to do with anything?

We're talking about planet, not stars

That's exactly it

What if it's both?

See our solar system is made up of one gigantic star and a bunch of planets orbiting around it

Kay?

What if each of these planets are actually just points in one big constellation

See there's always been rumors and questions by people including scientist that believe

that if at any point all the planets align the world will come to an end.

That's the constellation they're trying to hide from us

I call it

SMVEMJSUN

WHAT?!

Sun Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune

That's the new zodiac sign of Modern-day human

How is that supposed to be human being? it's a straight line

Looks like a somebody passed art class, right?

haha, i failed.

What does this have to do with proving that the Earth is flat, at all?

alright

Let me point out the obvious for you

What's the two most vital things that humans need to survive?

I don't know.. your brain?

yup

and?

your heart?

Exactly, you're brain and your heart are the two most important things you need to live.

Just like the two most important things that humans need to live in our solar system is the Earth and the Sun

located exactly where they should be in a constellation

The Sun powers everything in our solar system

Just like our brain does and yet we can't survive without the Earth

Which is literally an anagram for hard if you just move the h at the front

okay?

But what about the others? How to hell does Mercury represent the face?

actually it represents your mouth

What?

The Sun is the head as we all know the Sun gives an incredible amount of heat?

And we your head is feeling extremely hot,what does that mean?

you're sick?

precisely and when you're sick you go and get a thermometer

and put it where? in your mouth

thermometers are made of mercury

exactly remember this constellation wasn't created today

It was created a very long time ago and back in the day

you didn't just stick a thermometer in your mouth to check your temperature

really? where else would you stick it in?

In your anus! It couldn't be more obvious

Uranus is literally SMVEMJSUN's Anus which means that if mercury is the mouth and your anus is Uranus

then we can figure out everything in between by looking at a regular human body

What is below the mouth?

What about the heart? your throat or your neck? That's Venus!

and since saturn is right above your anus that must be your hips or your butt

which should explain why it has that big hulahop around it's body, right?

We go back up to mars which again is just another anagram for arms pretty self-explanatory

And neptune is just basically everything below Uranus

So it has to be your legs as for Jupiter I'm not quite sure I mean obviously

it's the stomach because it's between the heart and the hip area since Jupiter's the biggest of them all there's a little more to it

It's not just a normal stomach

they're saying that it's a huge stomach

What?

A huge stomach meaning that the SMVEMJSUN has something to do with the process of eating

Really?

I mean why else would they make the stomach that big?

and when you really look at it

It does just look like a digestive track

Alright so what about Pluto then hm?Pluto used to be considered a planet?

But now it isn't. So what is that like he's toe or something and it somehow

disappeared?

Wait a second.. it did disappear! Pluto wasn't actually attached to the body

But it represents the most human-like characteristics that leads us to our next step.

What are you talking about?

Yeah uhm i'm not too sure either

Pluto,is the fart!

...

it went into Mercury down Venus passing Earth and Mars digesting Jupiter preparing for takeoff from Saturn

and BOOM right off your anus flying past neptune it off to the space for what?

Disappeared

Do you really expect anyone to believe this?

I believe it

I mean there's literally a picture right in front of you

Don't you see it?

It's a line.

Well like I said earlier. Did you get an F in art class?

NO

Well, then you don't have the eye of a Greek philosopher, so you can't see it

probably just like how you didn't see that having an F in art literally spells up fart

It does say fart

I can't believe you're resorting to fart jokes.

This isn't a joke.What don't you understand?

I understand a lot of things like facts and science..

Okay. You want facts and science. I'll prove it to you

You already know that a fart is simply gas that comes from your anus.

Uranus has 27 moons. The third most in our solar system

Why else do you think that when you expose your butt to someone

it's called mooning them?

See? you did it right there. Why are you talking about your anus when it has the third most moons.

Why don't you talk about Jupiter or Saturn?

Like you asked,there's a reason why Uranus is right number three for the most moons.

It all comes back to the biggest and gassiest thing in our solar system;

The Sun. you see the Sun is literally a gigantic ball of burning gas made

up of mostly Hydrogen,Helium and a bunch of other random elements

such as Carbon,Nitrogen and Oxygen.

When you add the atomic number of each of these elements

you end up with 24 3 sure the number of moons that Uranus has and what was Uranus ranked on the list of

planets with the most moons? That's right. 3

bringing us to 27, the exact number of moons that Uranus has

So we know that Uranus is connected to the sun. That's not the only one.

You see if you write all the planets backwards

There's only two planets that are connected to the sun Uranus as we already know and one more

VENUS

But why Venus out of all the planets? Why not Mars? We all know the saying "men are from Mars and women are from Venus"

because mars or men have always been their way to distract us from the truth which lies with women or more specifically,Venus

Think about it. Why is the Sun called the Sun and not the daughter?

Yeah?

Why do we call the beginning of the week Sunday?

Oh! Why is it called son of a bitch, but not daughter of a bitc-

Oh you can be saying that on this channel?

This is the family channel.

Why not? They say it on TV all the time.

Yeah but they don't say on like Dora The Explorer.

son of a bitch

Wait wait. Are we allowed to say this now?

You see, "bitch" by definition actually means female dog

Actually no, I was thinking about--

Yes, you did. Because if not, we have to cut this part out.

But males are just called dogs

So doesn't that make you wonder why you would even call a female dog a bitch?

No

exactly

It's very intriguing.

You've heard of alpha male before right? You know, the one that leads the pack?

Yeah Beta is one that's followed

What about it?

That's just like everything else in our world. Betas gravitate towards Alphas. Not just with the dogs or with humans