Hi um

嗨 呃

Question, do you guys study at the university by here?

問題，你們就讀這裡附近的大學嗎？

Yes

是

Oh okay

噢好

Sorry, I'm a youtuber

不好意思，我是一個youtuber

And

然後

I want to find out

我想知道

How you guys are

你們覺得

Studying in another country

在另外一個國家唸書的想法

He's from Malawi

他從馬拉威來

I'm from South Africa

我從南非來

They are from Swaziland

他們從史瓦濟蘭來

Swaziland?

史瓦濟蘭？

Swaziland

史瓦濟蘭

South Africa

南非

Malawi

馬拉威

And you are Taiwanese?

你是台灣人？

Yes

是

You do not sound Taiwanese at all

你聽起來不像台灣人

I I know

我知道

How long have you guys been here in Taiwan?

你們在台灣多久了？

4 years

四年

3 years

三年

2 years

兩年

2 years

兩年

Wow

哇

4 years

四年

Like do people stare at you?

常有人盯著看你們嗎？

Yes

是

We are like refugees

我們像難民

Woah woah woah

哎哎哎

For me personally

對我個人而言

I do not mind at all

我不在意

We are another kind so

我們是另一種

You know

你知道的

So you guys don't mind

所以你們不在意？

It's like when you are driving an AMG

像你開著改裝車AMG一樣

Ohhhh okayyyyy

哦哦

So you guys take it as a compliment

所以你們覺得是一種讚美

YES

沒錯

Wow

哇

Why would I be offended?

為什麼我會覺得生氣？

It's your approach

是你的態度

which is much more welcoming

比較歡迎

And there's somebody else's approach that

但有人的態度

is already aggressive

比較冒犯

Oh wow do people get aggressive?

喔有人會比較粗魯？

No no no

不不不

Not necessarily

不一定

For example

一個例子

in Kaoshiung

在高雄

Yea

恩

This lady walk up to this chick

一個女士走進這女生

She was like this

他就這樣

She was touching you

他在摸你

Chocolate

巧克力

Woahhh

！！！

and

然後

That's uncalled for

這太不洽當了吧

Exactly my point

這就是我的重點

You understand what I'm saying

你知道我在說什麼

Sometimes

有時候

Sometimes

有時候

The approach

是態度

Okay we are cool with it

好我們要冷靜面對

The approach actually

態度其實

determines my reaction

決定我的反應

Uh huh

嗯哼

It's like if it's your first time seeing a black person

如果是你第一次看到黑人

Oh hey how are you?

問你好嗎？

Can I touch you?

我可以摸你嗎？

No but still

還是

You can be much more interactive about it

你可以比較用互動的方式

More polite

比較禮貌

You need to understand

你必須了解

where this person is also from

這個人是從哪來

Anyways anyways

不管不管

Ignorance is not an excuse

無知不是藉口

Come on come on

拜託拜託

Seriously Asia

認真的

is the biggest continent in the world

亞洲是世界最大個州

Asia then it's Africa

亞洲再來是非洲

Africa is the second biggest continent in the world

非洲是世界第二大的州

So your ignorance

所以你個無知

is not an excuse for anything

不是藉口

People ask to take pictures with me half the time

有人問我一起照相

I'm like sure whatever

我也說好無所謂

Let's take a picture

我們來照相

Wow people ask to take pictures with you

有人問你能不能一起照相？

Yea and we take pictures I smile

對啊我們照相我微笑

Politely

禮貌的

My point was

我的重點是

I met a certain

我上星期遇到

guy last week

一個男生

Taiwanese

台灣人

You are from Africa?

你從非洲來？

I'm like yea

我說對啊

Where

哪裡？

Swaziland

史瓦濟蘭

He said

他說

I knew a guy from Senegal

我知道一個人從塞內加爾

Named uh

叫

Can't remember

我忘記

Solomon

索魯曼

They just assume you know each other?

他就覺得你認識對方？

Do you know him?

你認識他嗎？

Nooooo

當然不

Really?!

真的假的？

Africa is a 1.4B population

非洲有14億人口

How long have you been here?

你在這裡多久？

My 4th year

四年

Oh wow so you going home soon

哦所以你很快要回家了

Yea

對

Oh wow

哇

But of course I can go with you

但當然我也可以跟你走

Anyways

總而言之

I'd like to interview you

我想要訪問你

Sorry?

抱歉？

I'd like to interview you

我想訪問你

Reverse the situation

角色調換

See how you perform in front of the camera

看你在相機的壓力下表現如何

Can I ask you something?

我可以問你？

How many countries do you think there are in Africa?

你覺得非洲有多少個國家？

60s??

六十幾個？

Roughly a guess

大概猜？

You've passed the test

你通過測驗！

I thought maybe you'd say two

我以為你會說兩個

No wayy

怎麼可能

What do you think the population of Africa is?

那你覺得人口有多少？

Ughhhh

呃呃呃