and welcome to our...

what are we going to talk about today?

sex

NO!

we are going to do couple of these videos

t's like another series

what are we going to talk about this week?

Matus san

let's say that we are in the shop

doing shopping in the store

and I want to buy something in Chinese and English

oh my God

so difficult

alcoholic

Monday is a great time to start drinking

yea

then you have Tuesday

which is very close to Friday already

very close to small weekend

which is Wednesday

OK

so Sansan

I'm going to the store

oh hello there

oh hello

this is me

this is you

why you are three times bigger than me?

how to say

and I think I know

that's what I would say in the store

Hello

gonna order beer

and I think I know that one

beer

what's so funny?!

because

"PI JIAO"

JIAO is feet

so basically if...

what's so funny?

nothing it's cute

basically

if you want to order something in the store

you say "WO" as I/me

"YAO" means want

I want

and then

basically you have to add this specific...

"box"

or "bottle"

the description

of the object

after it

for example

a pack of cigarette

it's the same as English

a pack of cigarrete

a bottle of beer

a cup of coffee

so you also need to add this thing

in between

in Chinese

what about Polish? Sansan

now I am the staff

you have to order the beer

ELO! (Hello)

be respectful of the staff

I am sporty

good day

and that's correct

actually in Poland

you don't really have to say

a bottle

you can just say beer

or you just say the name of the beer

what if I want to have...for example honey beer?

very good

as you can see, she makes the progress

living in here

she can order something in the store

after 1 and half year

and I only know how to order beer

after you order, the staff is gonna tell you how much it's gonna cost

so a beer....let's say....

4zl

so it's gonna be like 40 NTD

how to say 40?

this is a difficult one

so stupid...

Polish is more difficult about that

because...forty is?

fourteen

no, that's fourteen

hold on

the beginning is good

(fourteen)

you just said that

so difficult for me

because it's nothing like..

(trying to explain)

anyways still not the same

but anyways a beer will cost only 4zl

4zl

4zl

please, thank you

no, usually I pay by card

so I will say

this one is usually what I say

and then they usually ask:

which means PayPass?

and I always don't remember this

or when people say

PayPass? she is like

stuck

or when people ask her

and then she's like

it means if you want a bag?

then I am like: sorry?

I am embarrassing people so often

but

right now when they ask me if I want the receipt

after I pay by card

how to say it?

and then I will say

great

as a staff

I'm gonna ask you to pay by cash or card?

no....no....

it's nothing like that

cash or credit?

by cash

yes

I want to buy sunflower

sunflower seeds

maybe....water

will be better for beginners

like me

you can say I want a bottle of water

or I want to buy a bottle of water

so?

I want to buy

one

bottle

I'm so Chinese

or Taiwanese

Ni Hao! Hello

Hao! Good

Wei! (Hello, when we answer phone)

they always do this

good

I actually have a colleague

and he...

he has my number

as her

he never change it

and whenever I call him

he thinks it's her

and he always say

I always hear this

and I'm like

what WEI?

no WEI

what WEI? (In Polish)

in Polish, how to say I want to buy a bottle of water?

ok, so I am the staff

hello

hello

what do you like to buy?

I would understand that

so it's bad?

first of all, it's without case

we have cases in Polish

cases..

basically the same word can be said in...

7 different ways

so it's like

(different cases of water)

so many of them

so in this case

you have to say

if you want to say

I want to buy a bottle of water

you have to say

bottle

(correcting pronounciation of water)

BOTTLE!!

I want to buy a bottle of water

I pronounce it

sounds like...wo wo wo

wtf is this?!

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

say Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's you

fish

am I better after 1 year?

yea yea

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