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  • Hey this is MatSan

  • and welcome to our...

  • and today we gonna cook

  • in a retarded way

  • as we always cook

  • basically we have a book of Jamie Oliver

  • the recipe of him

  • there are some dishes that we can make in few mins

  • I guess...right?

  • 15 minutes

  • everything is in Chinese and I don't know shit from there

  • today we're going to make this

  • she has to help me

  • alright

  • because everybody knows that our cooking skills are horrible

  • so we will try our best

  • to show you that you can actually make the same food

  • as it is shown on TV

  • or in the recipe....hopefully

  • I don't know..

  • probably not

  • but anyways

  • we will do our best

  • stop it

  • smells good

  • we are going to show you the next ingredients

  • Hello hello hello

  • welcome to our kitchen

  • looks shitty

  • which we are not using it very often

  • so here are our ingredients

  • around 200g potatoes

  • we just cut them

  • and onion

  • and lettuce

  • we suppose to have smaller one

  • but can't find it here, so..

  • we just have these normal one

  • steak

  • seasoned steak

  • with rosemary, pepper, salt

  • and lastly, liver

  • and you also need a bottle of olive oil

  • it's the first olive oil...

  • so much commerical

  • it's the first olive oil..

  • in our life

  • we also need...

  • we also need a bottle of beer

  • Sansan, tell me what to do

  • first of all

  • you should...

  • season the liver

  • here we have a huge pot of boil water

  • and we will have to put everything in there

  • this

  • here right? yes

  • I'm scared

  • I'm gonna do it in this way

  • shit

  • fuck

  • ok

  • made it

  • hello

  • hello there

  • next step

  • is to cut this delicious steak

  • and put it there into the fry pan

  • Sansan the butcher

  • now let's cook them

  • have to cook the steak and the liver

  • one spoon, ah a bit more

  • now we have to mix it

  • Sansan is scared

  • I'm really scared of that

  • cook it

  • now what we have to do

  • is to cook...

  • the onion and other nice smell ingredients

  • here we go

  • a little bit of olive oil

  • that's the chicken stock

  • now you have to smash them

  • you have to smash them

  • what just happened there?

  • and then

  • smash it?

  • yea

  • I'm smashing them

  • ok

  • enough

  • and the onion

  • I have to put them here?

  • yes

  • and then you have to add

  • 300ml of boil water

  • it's made already

  • so please be careful

  • the last two steps

  • add theka

  • which is the flour

  • how much?

  • don't know

  • ok

  • maybe that much. ok

  • and the last step

  • piwo!

  • hahaha beer?

  • yes

  • ok how much?

  • all in maybe

  • we don't actually like this brand

  • it's like nothing special

  • for cooking

  • ah not there

  • I think that's enough

  • basically the potatoes are done

  • what you have to do is

  • to pour off the water

  • add salt and pepper

  • and milk

  • into it

  • so it should be like this

  • the sauce

  • is very, very nice

  • it's the best of all

  • because it tastes very onion

  • and beer

  • of course

  • I'm hungry

  • catch

  • so now I'm going to try

  • it really taste good

  • I'm very surprised

  • but

  • at the same time

  • I feel like something is missing

  • Matus san

  • this is the end of

  • our retarded cooking with MatSan

  • episode 1

  • it wasn't that bad actually

  • I love the sauce

  • the sauce is really making the differences here

  • and I think it will taste nice with beer

  • as you can see

  • it's already dark

  • really it's like 30-40 minutes of cooking

  • maybe not 15mins

  • but you need to have all ingredients ready

  • that's the big point

  • and it really great

  • MatSan recommend!

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