FRENCH FRIES TO FREEDOM FRIES? "I ORDER LIBERTY SANDWICHES WHEN

I GO TO MEXICAN RESTAURANTS, TO MAKE IT CLEAR WHERE I STAND ON

IMMIGRATION." I LIKE THE IDEA OF CALLING TACOS OR BURRITOS

LIBERTY SANDWICHES. THAT'S AWESOME.

A BURRITO WOULD BE A LIBERTY LOG.

A LOG DOES GET

LIBERATED AFTER EATING ONE OF THOSE. THAT WOULD BE THE WORST

NAME EVER FOR A SANDWICH.

IN WORLD WAR II WE WERE DOING PROPAGANDA AGAINST THE GERMANS,

WE CHANGED THE NAME OF CERTAIN FOOD ITEMS.

WE TRIED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF HAMBURGERS TO SALISBURY STEAKS.

BECAUSE HAMBURG.

SO WE WERE LIKE, THEY ARE NOT HAMBURGERS ANYMORE ñ

ISNíT SALISBURY STEAK SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?

IT IS NOW.

BACK THEN IT WAS, NO, THAT IS WHAT WE ARE CALLING

HAMBURGERS NOW.

SAUERKRAUT THEY TRIED TO CHANGE TO LIBERTY CABBAGE.

NO THEY DIDN'T.

SWEAR TO GOD. THAT'S WHY THE JOKE ABOUT LIBERTY SANDWICHES.

THAT ONE DIDN'T STICK.

THIS IS CRAZINESS

BUT ONE DID STICK.

BRATWURST WAS CHANGED TO HOTDOGS, AND WE STILL CALL

THEM HOTDOGS.

THERE IS NOTHING HOT ABOUT HOTDOGS.

HOTDOG, NOT A GREAT NAME, BUT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT

BETTER THAN BRATWURST, WHICH IS ALSO NOT AN APPETIZING NAME.

ME? I'M PRO-AMERICAN, I'M PRO-HOTDOG.