This video is going to be a little bit weird, I'm not sure what to expect.

And since I'm sure all of you know how to read, you know that I'm going to be trying girl products.

I wanted it to be a surprise so I had a friend that's a girl to get some for me.

Not a girlfriend, a friend, that's a girl.

Not a girlfriend.

I'm just going to leave my number here,

if you guys want to hit me up or anything..

not that I'm desperate..

Please call me.

Anyways, I'm excited and also very scared to see what you women use, but let's get started.

First off we have..

Pads.

Oh hello.

Yo, why is it so sticky?

Hey guys check it, it's an elbow pad.

This is actually kinda soft.

Ay you guys try the new software update for the eyePad.

Wait, what the fuck am I going to do with the rest of these oh my God.

Are you having trouble with your period?

Pad Man is here for you!

Okay this was a lot fucking funnier in my head.

Next we have nail polish.

Oh nice, pink.

I don't know how to put this on, so this could be bad.

Oh God oh God oh God.

What the fuck it changed colors.

Not gonna lie I put this on my middle finger so I can be like, hey guys check out my nail polish.

For our next item we have..

a bra.

Okay well, this is happening.

If you guys didn't know, I am a 38C.

Yo what up bra, how are things holding up?

Well, I guess I'll try this on, here goes nothing.

Aw God this is just weird.

What the fuck how do you put this on?

Oh, I think I got it.

Hey boys, you like what you see?

Oh, it's so soft.

So the front door is right there, if someone were to walk in right now oh my God.

Well I think that's enough for today.

I can't get this off.

Fuck this shit.

Next we have tampons.

It's funny 'cause the little kid inside of me is like, ohh tampon ohhh.

I don't have the female organs for this so I guess I'll have to shove it up my ass.

I actually I don't know how this works.

Oh wow what is this?

Ohhh

Looks like we got some shoes, of the high heels variety.

Well I can tell you right now, this is absolutely terrible.

Do I look good?

Or do I look good?

Okay, we're doing it.

Woah, okay.

We're good, we're good.

Yo why do girls wear these this is so painful.

Okay nope, I'm done.

Oh, I'm out of breath.

Our next item is a dead sea mud mask.

Apply a thin layer of mud mask to clean skin.

This actually feels pretty good.

Yo honestly, I look so hot.

If seeing me with this on doesn't turn you on like, what will you know what I mean?

Alright let's be real it just looks like someone shit all over my face and then smeared it.

My face feels does feel pretty soft right now.

What do we have now?

I know what this is..

Oh my gosh.

Guys this is obviously.. an electric toothbrush!

Yeah I've always wanted one of these thanks!

Okay no but this is.. we're done with this.

Well well well what do we have here?

Oh shit I totally just ripped this.

Oh, okay.

This just turned into a porno and I'm not, I wasn't ready for it.

When I woke up this morning, I did not think I would be seeing this.

I don't know guys, I don't think I'm going to put th-

Okay nope, I'm not, no, this wasn't a good idea.

Alright so that's it for this video, hope you guys enjoyed it.

If you did, please give me a thumbs up to let me know and comment and subscribe if you're

not already but otherwise, I'll see you next, Motoki Monday.