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Mordecai: COME ON, BENSON!
YOUR ROOM'S A BIOHAZARD
AND QUITE POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE.
[ METER BUZZING ]
NOBODY'S LEAVING UNTIL YOU TWO CLEAN THIS ROOM!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT!
DUDE, BUT THAT CONCERT IS IN 20 MINUTES.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY WE'RE GONNA SNEAK OUT
QUIET ENOUGH TO GET PAST BENSON.
Man: WE NOW RETURN TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
OF "MASTER OF THE FLYING SWORD VERSUS THE TWO-ARMED PUNCHER."
OH, YEAH, VERY REALISTIC.
Shh. Don't make a sound.
[ SWOOSH! ]
[ SWOOSH! ]
♪♪
[ SWOOSH! ]
HUH?
[ SWOOSHING ]
[ SWOOSHING ]
Psst, wait a sec.
Rigby!
[ SWOOSHING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
Man #1: I WILL KILL EVERY TWO-ARMED MAN I COME ACROSS.
Man #2: HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA!
HA-HA! HA! HA! HA-HA! HA-HA! HA-HA-HA!
YOUR LIFE WILL END WITH THIS, TWO-ARMED MAN.
HA-HA-HA! HA-HA! HA! HA-HA-HA-HA! HA!
HA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
HA! HA-HA! HA!
WE FIGHT NOW!
THOUSAND FLAMING FIST TECHNIQUE.
[ GRUNTING ]
YAH!
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] YOU ARE TRULY...
[ COUGHS, GASPS ]
...THE TWO-ARMED PUNCHER!
[ GROANS ]
IF YOUR ROOM ISN'T CLEAN, YOU'RE FIRED!
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?
YOUR REFLECTION IN THE TV.
AND ALL THAT LOUD SWOOSHING.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
Both: NINJA VANISH!
[ COUGHING ]
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!