to have zero political or military experience

and he has no interest in helping

the disenfranchised, i-i-i-i-it's--

- Raph, how do you feel about this?

You must be more concerned than all of us.

- Yeah, that's a really good question.

- Well, I mean, obviously I have cause for concern, right?

But my parents saw a lot worse, so I still have hope.

That is such a positive outlook,

but all I feel is outrage, y'know.

How can we expect to progress as a nation

if this is how we're treating our poor?

(noises of disgust)

- Riiight, but, I mean,

I'm not poor.

(exclamations)

(overlapping denials)

- My god, that was so rude.

- That's, that's okay.

- We know we're all rich in our own way.

(murmurs of agreement)

- Rich in love.

- No. - Rich blood.

- Rich in stamps.

- Nope, see, no, I'm not poor.

Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm poor.

(exclamations of agreement)

(overlapping denials)

- I'm not racist.

- Seriously, if anyone's poor, it's me.

- Exactly, same, same, y'know,

we're not here to judge.

(exclamations of agreement)

- Uh, pizza's here.

(exclamations of agreement).

- I'm so hungry.

- How do you guys wanna pay for this?

- Split it four ways?

- Oh yeah, totally.

- No, there's five of us, so five ways.

(murmurs of pity)

- We know you'd pay if you could, Raph.

No need.

- Seriously dude, save that.

Like, get a phone card to call home or whatever.

- Keep the change.

- We work the same job!

I can't talk to you guys, anymore.

Hey, Trapp?

- Hmm, oh I'm sorry.

I only have a dollar, if that's okay?

God bless.

- What is wrong with all of you?

I'm black, not poor.

I have a 401k.

- Geeze, how slow is that internet?

- They only have dial-up?

- Is it just like how your neighborhood works?

- I live a block away from you.

- Crazy to think how different things can be

just a block away.

I think we'll find that gentrification

is a bigger problem than any of us ever realize.

- Tell me more.

- Gentrification is how these affluent people

are coming in and they're pushing these poorer people

out of the neighborhood.

Just because they think it's kind of cool--

(blurring of voices, in a dreamlike manner)

from these people, these families, you know,

it's no longer, I mean that's the thing

it's families, affluent people, pushing these poorer people

pushed out of their homes, neighborhoods,

- Cheer up, friend.

Things are gonna turn around.

- I'm not poor!

- We can all see your toes sticking out of your shoes, dude.

- These are sandals.

Act like you've never seen sandals before.

How did you even get in here?

- I found this keycard.

- Hey, hey, heeey!

We don't have to look at that.

- Forget this, man.

I'm going home.

(noises of pity)

This hobo bindle is a very expensive item

at Urban Outfitters.

- Hey man, can you lend me a hundred bucks?

- I'm queer, not rich.

(staccato, string music)

- Thought I was dead, didn't ya?

Mike Trapp sure thought I was.

I'm now heading right for him.

In a matter of minutes, I will be,

c'mon, really, really?

This traffic is, ugh, it's like not even rush hour

and I'm, ugh, I have a thing to do and I want it,

it would be so--

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Uhhuh.

You whaaat?

You didn't.

I'da did the same thing.