in the magazines are fake. - Yeah.

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- I'm a vegetarian, but I love dairy.

- I used to love dairy until dairy

didn't love me anymore, straight to Lactaid.

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It doesn't give you my classic,

full-fat, white milk look.

- This definitely feels thicker and creamier.

And yellower? - It is very...

- Let's give it a taste, shall we?

- Plan.

- This--

- It's like a nutty aftertaste.

- Yeah.

- You know what, this actually tastes like when

you lick the outside of a peanut.

- When do you lick the outside of a peanut?

- I could see maybe making like a milkshake with this,

but I'm not gonna drink this.

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- This is more in line with like

what I think of when I think of milk.

- Smells almondy.

- Oh.

- Is this expired?

- Unsweetened almond milk is worse than almonds, I think.

- I mean I feel like it's trying

to be skim milk but it's not.

- This is into the milk for me.

- Now this one almost looks translucent.

- Yeah, like if you look--

- This one's like whiter than white.

- If you look at the top, you could almost like

see through the uppermost layer.

- This is good.

- Oh, it's tasty though.

- This one feels the most, the closest to normal.

- It tastes very strongly

of rice. - Almost, I love this.

- There you go!

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- You know what this looks like?

It looks like glue.

- Oh, oh that is strong.

- This is like the lightest flavor for me,

the most passable, the most like milk.

To me. - Yeah, I agree.

- It definitely has a little less sweet and enticing

like bold flavor. - Yeah.

It's got that fattiness, I like the fattiness.

- I am undecided. - It tastes like--

- Undecided, sorry, that's not

how much I didn't like the milk.

It's not going anywhere, it's just Elmer's.

- Elmer's Coconut Milk, it will stick with you.

- This one has a real big-- - Warmer.

- So I like the beginning, but I don't love the end.

- It was very thick.

- I feel like all of the moisture

in my mouth has just been sucked out.

- This is what we've been waiting for.

- Already, this is is gray.

- It's gray and it tastes like gray.

- Ugh, I'm not a fan of this though.

This is like the loser of milks.

- Cashews are honestly like the upper-class nut

and then the milk-- - Oh, well now you're saying

that it's separate, it makes me

feel better that I don't mind it.

I like my milk fancy.

- Rice stole the show today, it was all about rice.

Rice was the Beyonce. - Yeah.

And everybody else was in the show,

I gotta say. - Wait a minute here.

- I couldn't just drink it, drink any of these straight.

I think I could maybe try incorporating them

with other things? - Yeah.

- I don't know if I'd like jump to these as an alternative

or if I'd use any of them. - Yeah.

I'm gonna hold out for as long as I can deal with lactose.

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