This is true.

It's called Tinder Select. It's only for rich, famous, and extremely beautiful.

So check, check, and check.

I...

Oh boy.

I made a fake profile, so I can snoop around on there.

Here it is. Don't tell anyone. That's me.

Lucy Burgetta.

And I like short walks on the beach and dinners and men.

No one will ever guess it's me.

Anyway, I was really surprised who was on there.

Here's Zac Efron's profile.

He writes, "I'm Zac freakin' Efron. What else do you need to know?"

And then here's Martha Stewart's profile.

She writes, "I'm only here for dinner and random hookups.

I've already had dinner."

And here's Nicki Minaj's profile.

She writes, "I'm a shy, conservative girl looking for a man with Christian values.

And by Christian, I mean Christian Grey."