I'm Ryan Higa, professional singer and Vocal-Stiloliger-Izer-Ist.

That being said, welcome to

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you

I drink too much and that's an issue but I'm okay

Hey, you tell your friends it was nice to meet them

But I hope I never see them again I know it breaks your heart

Moved to the city in a broke down car And four years, no calls

Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar And I can't stop

No, I can't stop So baby pull me closer in the backseat of

your Rover That I know you can't afford

Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner

Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder

We ain't ever getting older We ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older

so thank you for making it this far into the video

and sorry that you had enjoy that don't worry there's not going to be any more

singing because really if I did end with another song that would just that would

just be so so... predictable and kind of messed up because

I just said I wasn't gonna do it

Asians are Black