audience: YEAH!

- MY WEEKEND--THANK YOU FOR ASKING--WAS CRAZY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

"CRAZY" ISN'T EVEN THE RIGHT WORD.

MY WEEKEND WAS SPICY. IT WAS VERY SPICY.

I SPENT SATURDAY NIGHT ORGANIZING MY SPICE RACK.

[laughter]

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HAD A WILDER WEEKEND THAN I HAD.

I DON'T KNOW; MAYBE YOU HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK

AND DISCOVERED YOU HAD A HIDDEN TALENT,

MAYBE LIKE THIS WOMAN IN OUR AUDIENCE JUST A MINUTE AGO.

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[cheers and applause]

AND THERE'S A FEW MORE PEOPLE

THAT I WOULD LIKE FOR THEM TO SHARE THEIR TALENT WITH YOU.

IT'S OUR HIDDEN AUDIENCE TALENTS.

AND THE FIRST PERSON IS RICKY RYBA.

HEY, RICKY. - HI, ELLEN.

- WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?

- I LIVE IN MARINA DEL REY, AND I'M A NAVAL OFFICER.

- WONDERFUL.

[cheers and applause]

- THANK YOU. - WONDERFUL.

AND WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?

- I CAN DO SOME THINGS WITH MY STOMACH.

[laughter]

- WELL, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT?

DO YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR IT?

- I DO NEED TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF.

- AW, THAT'S A SHAME.

[cheers and applause]

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[cheers and applause]

[audience yelling]

- WOW.

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

- THANK YOU.

- I BET YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS ARE VERY IMPRESSED WITH THAT.

- YEAH, RIGHT?

- YEAH. ALL RIGHT, RICKY, THANK YOU.

DON'T PUT YOUR SHIRT ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU CAN STAND ON OVER THERE.

THANK YOU.

[cheers and applause]

OUR NEXT BIT OF ENTERTAINMENT IS FROM KENAN HEPPE,

"HEPPY," HEPPE?

WHERE DO YOU LIVE, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?

- I JUMP BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN L.A.

AND THE PLACE I HAVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, JESSICA, IN OREGON,

AND I'M A CHEMIST.

- WOW, IMPRESSIVE.

WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?

- I PLAY THE PIANO.

- ALL RIGHTY. - YEAH.

- A LOT OF PEOPLE PLAY THE PIANO.

THAT'S NOT--

ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE A PIANO HERE?

SEEMS TO BE A HULA-HOOP OVER THERE AS WELL.

[laughter]

AH.

I SHOULD MOVE THAT PIANO RIGHT NOW.

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[laughter]

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[playing classical music]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- WHOA!

[laughs]

- WOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

STAND OVER THERE NEXT TO RICKY.

[cheers and applause]

THE NEXT PERSON IS MIKAYLA CLARK.

WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT'S YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?

- I FLIP. - YOU FLIP?

- YEAH.

- LIKE, BACKWARDS, FORWARDS?

- BACKWARDS. - BACKWARDS.

A LOT?

- YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, ARE WE GONNA SEE IT RIGHT HERE?

- YEAH.

- THIS ALWAYS SCARES ME

WHEN I SEE PEOPLE DOING BACKWARDS FLIPS.

IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD.

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[cheers and applause]

VERY IMPRESSIVE.

I MAY SEND YOU OUT ON THE STREET TO DO IT.

I MAY ACTUALLY THINK--

BECAUSE I THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN

TO SEND YOU OUT ON THE STREET AND...

[cheers and applause]

NOT IN THE STREET. NOT IN THE STREET.

- YEAH. - ON THE SIDEWALK.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR TALENTS WITH US.

YOU'RE EACH GETTING A 50-INCH INSIGNIA TV

FOR DOING THAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[cheers and applause]

AND WE NOW SHALL ALL DANCE.

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