Name: YTP - 岩石的歷史，我想。 (YTP - history of the rocks, i guess)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:57:55.000Z
Duration: 9 min 37 s
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I can't even get from here to here without buying a rock

Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different place.

The world is gonna get bigger, and emptier, and sad.

Great news! Some of them even doubled up.

Great news! Some of them even doubled up. [again]

Congratulations! The world is now a star!

Bigger stars burn out and die in a tornado

So now stars have cool stuff, like funny clouds,

[George W. Bush] We must stop the terror.

[George W. Bush] Now watch this drive    [Narrator] Like this ball of flaming rocks for example

Holy shit we just got hit with a ♫ moon ♫

Weather update: It's raining ♫ the moon ♫

SEVERE FLOODING ALERT the entire world is ♫ now the moon ♫

A microscopic speck, it lives at the bottom of the ocean

and eats chemical soup made from GAY ingredients leftover from when it was raining

It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build a thing inventor,

Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Eat sunlight!

Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into sunlight.

Side effect: now there's lava everywhere and the sky is GAY

Then the earth might have been [inaudible due to firey noise]: HOT

It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird strange water bugs...

and strange fish. ♫ It's the Cambrian Explosion! ♫

[click click click] [selection sound] FINISH HIM!

We're still in the ocean. Hey can we go on land?

Okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here?

[fish panting noise whatever that sounds like]

Okay so I can go on land but I have to go back in the water to have sexy times.

[click] Learn to use an egg     [Fish:] I was already doing that

Use a stronger egg, put lava in it. Yeouch!

[Crack] Works for me. Bye bye Mississippi

Wanna see a map of the world? Sure. [Bang] Aw fuck now everything's dead

Keep an eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs.

Here's another map of the world [Bang] Aw fuck now everything's dead

It's mammal time, here come the mammals look at those breasts.

and grab stuff at the same time, and bang rocks together to make rocks. [Ouch!]

And make crazy sounds [unintelligible noises from narrator]

Let's review: There's people on the planet

Fuck look at this, I control the food now,

now everyone will want to be my friend and have no friends.

Let's all build houses except mine is bigger because ♫ COMMUNISM ♫

Tired of using rocks for everything? Use rocks.

Better farming was just invented in India and the Jews are helping.

More food, and more people who came to buy the food

there's more farming and more people to make more people for more people for more people

made with special ingredient Rocks from the Far Lands of Rockland

Meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere they figured out getting somewhere

[Selection Noise] [DingDingDingDing] [Ding]

The middle east is in the middle of the east.

Let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization

Guess who's not gone? They wrote some stuff.

Also can we switch to stones and bowls, thanks.

Look who came back to Israel. ♫ God! ♫ He's got like a 10-step program.

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