Today I have some special, exciting news

you've read the title

I finally, finally, *laughs*

received the 10 million diamond play button

If you don't know, YouTube is handing out

for people with over 10 million subbed channels,

this diamond *hits mic* play button

We're at 44 million

so...

s-it's a little late to the party YouTube

but I thought we'd unbox this together.

alright alright alright

I'm so *fake* excited

*awkward poods acts disappointed :( and shocked :O*

Is this some kinda joke?

*anticipation builds with rustling*

Congratulations for surpassing 100,000

Congrats for 100,000 subscribers

*angry child tantrum slam*

Are you fucking kidding me?

*metal kicks in* DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?

What is this shit? 100k? i get that fucking shit 4 times in a month

They announced this shit years ago

4 years ago

What-The-Fuck

Why don't you give me 440 of these?

yeah, give one to Jimmy Fallon

Give one to Diamond Minecraft *sky does minecraft fgs*

yeah, give one to Kwebbalcop

Even IDUBBBZ?! *hey, that's pretty good*

what is this?

the fuck is this?

Who the HELL is that guy?

ERB? yeah give one to ERB

yeah give one to Smosh

fucking bullshit *salty af*

I ain't doing this shit anymore youtube

I'm fucking tired

Here I was thinking for once my effort had been recognised

I was so happy :(

What's that?

Another package?! *yeah like it was only just delivered*

Could this be?

the fuck is this

what does it say?

*metal part 2* IT'S THE ONE MILLION ONE

AND IT'S FUCKING BROKEN

Congrats for surpassing one million

aghh that's cool, thAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

GIVE ME 44 OF THESE

That's it youtube, I've had enough of your bullshit

I'm calling you out right now, where's my diamond play button?

I'm not gonna do a fucking hashtag and make all my "fans" tweet at you

#givepoodshisdiamondplaybutton

send it to youtube

It's about god damn time

Are you listening youtube?

These are my demands

1. I want 4 diamond play buttons

2. I want them delivered by a horse

3. I want them smothered in glitter *rethinks*

-not too much make it classy

*strokes beard*

4. I want the man delivering the packages to be a bearded beautiful man *so basically you?*

5. and I want a written apology- I want you to- I want a begged apology

alright alright alright, but for real though ahh

*awkward laugh as he trieds to cover up the mess he just made*

I can't believe its broken *actually really upset*

what-the-fuck

jesus

Good job Fed-Ex you fucking idiots, you fucked up

like what am i gonna do, this is clearly trashed [like me]

like what am i gonna do with it? :'/

i'm legit pissed *laughs through the pain*

i waited so long and i- you know what- i thought okay once they announced the diamond play button

2 years ago, i was like oh that's cool maybe now I'll finally get it

*very sad music cri cri*

*holding back tears aww :(*

*only a few more seconds good job*

alright, alright bros

go forth, send out the hashtag

I want that shit trending

on twitter, facebook, tumblr

harass them anywhere, Instagram, I don't give a fuck

This ends now

*REMOVE HEADPHONES*

IF I DON'T HAVE MY YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON

WITHIN A MONTH

THEN I'LL- I'll do something... alright

i'll do something

real bad youtube...

you're gonna make -you're gonna regret this

THIS MEANS WAR YOUTUBE

THIS... MEANS... WAR!!

*sensual* don't make me disappointed

not again

*#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton

we are gonna do something special for his 500 million subscriber special