On this occasion, thank you very much for choosing someone like me

在您使用前請好好的閱讀此使用說明書

Before usage, please read this handling manual carefully

並請一直正確且溫柔的對待我

Always, handle me correctly and kindly please

因為本產品只有一件 所以不提供退換服務

Always, handle me correctly and kindly please

請您見諒

Always, handle me correctly and kindly please

偶爾會發點小脾氣

I'm a one-of-a-kind item, so no return, no exchange are allowed

就算問理由

Please be understanding

雖然不回答你，但如果放著不管又會生氣

There are times when I'm suddenly in a bad mood

我總是這樣任性 很抱歉

Even if you ask me why

但是就算這樣的時候也請不要放棄我

I won't even answer, yet I'll get angry if you leave me alone

和我一起走到最後

I'm sorry for always being like this

定期讚美我幾句感情才能穩定持久

Still, at times like that instead of getting fed up

例如指甲真漂亮之類的

Please stay with me until the end

小小的變化也請你注意到喔

Praising me regularly makes things last

對我要仔細地觀察喔

Like "Your nails are pretty"

但如果是變胖之類的

Please notice my change even if they're very small

這樣多餘的事就請裝作沒注意到喔

Please observe me carefully

如果在一起對我感到厭倦

But you don't have to notice unnecessary things like if I've gained weight

開始轉移目光時

But you don't have to notice unnecessary things like if I've gained weight

請想起兩人初次相逢的時候

In case we get a bit old

從今以後也請多多關照

And your eyes start wandering

請微笑原諒這樣笨笨的我

Please remember that day when we meet each other for first time

請永遠珍惜我的愛

Please remember that day when we meet each other for first time

因為我是永久保固的

From now on, please get along with me

意外的一朵花也會心動

Even though I'm like this, please forgive and smile for me

在不是什麼特別的日子裡

Please treasure me forever

小小的禮物是相當有效的

Because I come with a lifetime warranty

品味是很重要的

Surprisingly, a single flower could tighten my heart

但是縱使短短又不擅長的

Little presents on ordinary days are effective

寫一封信反而是最開心的喔

Little presents on ordinary days are effective

如果在目光濕潤泛淚的話

Being sensible is important

請溫柔的擦拭

But even if short and untactful, a letter makes me the happiest

突然緊緊的擁抱

But even if short and untactful, a letter makes me the happiest

因為就只有你才能安慰我

In case my cheeks have gotten wet with tears

從今以後請你多多指教

Wipe them away gently

請微笑著認可這樣的我

and hug me tightly

請永遠珍惜我的愛

Because only you can fix me

因為我是永久保固的

From now on, please get along with me

偶爾的旅行也請帶著我去喔

Even though I'm like this, please nod and smile for me

紀念日時為我做上一對豐盛的晚餐

Please treasure me forever

雖然這不是你的風格我也不會說

Because I come with a lifetime warranty

請一直帥氣的保護著我

Once in a while, take me for a trip

用你寬闊的心與深沉的愛

A sumptuous dinner for our anniversary day

接受我的一切

Don't just say it's not your style

以後也請你多多指教

Escort me nicely

請微笑原諒這樣笨笨的我

With a vast heart and deep love

請永遠珍惜我的愛

Please accept everything

因為我是永久保固的

From now on, please get along with me

Even though I'm like this, please nod and smile for me

Please treasure me forever

Because I come with a lifetime warranty