when I thought I could talk about Stupid Things I believed as a kid.

But the only thing I could really think of was the fact that I thought

if I ate too many bananas, I would turn into a monkey.

And I didn't want that to happen, so I stopped eating bananas and have grown a distaste to them ever since.

So I asked my twin sister, who's name's Faith by the way,

if she could remember anything I believed.

She couldn't think of anything about me but gave plenty of examples about things she believed.

So here we go. For the sake of comedy, I'm gonna exploit my twin sister.

Stupid Things my sister believed as a kid...

but not anymore.

So we have this older sister who was like eight, no, nine years older than us.

And she told my sister that the computer could talk back to us through typing.

It happened because Faith was on the computer.

An error message popped up.

She asked my older sister what was wrong with it.

And she said, "The computer says you're typing on it too hard."

Faith asked her to tell the computer she was sorry.

And soon she was having a full-on conversation with it on a regular basis.

But the older sister would have to be there to communicate.

Tell him I got a 100 percent on my spelling test!

Okay, I'm typing it in!

What did it say?

It says it DOESN'T CARE.

Another thing was that one time my sister was drinking water and saw a bug in her drink.

She freaked out and poured the water out.

But my older brother said,

"You know something scary?

Since you were drinking water, you could see the bug.

But if you drink something like uhh, milk?

You wouldn't see it.

Because milk isn't clear like water..."

So she stopped drinking milk for a while,

but she drinks them now.

Of course...

So this one time, our dad came to us and said,

"Come on kids, we have to go! It's buy 1 get 1 free!"

But he said it kinda fast,

so it sorta formed into one word.

So he said, "Come on kids. It's BUYONEGETONEFREE."

And we were like, "What's buyonegetonefree?"

Do you know what buyonegetonefree is?

I don't know what buyonegetonefree is.

Then what's buyonegetonefree?

My sister asked if we could buy things at buyonegetonefree.

My dad was like, yeah.

So she brought her own money.

We were waiting in the car for our dad to get ready,

when my brother said, "You know, at Buyonegetonefree, there's skeletons that pop out and steal your money."

So I thought, "Oh! This buyonegetonefree is like an outdoor horror place huh?"

And that scared my sister, and she didn't take her money.

When we got to buyonegetonefree, it was just a grocery store!

And my Dad was excited about the sale on milk.

You know, I'm beginning to realize that a lot of these problems exist because older siblings suck.

So this one I believed in too.

You know how sometimes airplanes have those little smoke trails coming out?

What we thought, that those airplanes were what made clouds.

All those clouds.

Just a bunch of airplanes.

And I remember seeing a factory with steam stuff coming out,

and I thought, "Wow, that's a very big cloud maker."

Another funny thing is that my sister believed in the Tooth Fairy way longer than she believed in Santa Claus.

That's because my parents didn't make us believe in Santa Claus.

You know, we just pretend Santa's real, like, You know Mickey Mouse?

Mickey Mouse isn't real.

You know how like, someone dresses up as him, and goes to Disneyland...

Well, it's kinda like the same thing, and you know we just pretend that he's real.

We pretend that he comes and visits us every night, you know.

Just... we pretend."

So yeah, we never really believed in Santa Claus, but for some reason, our parents made us believe in the Tooth Fairy!

So yeah, that's about it.

Glad I didn't believe in some stupid crap like my sister.

Haha.. uhh.