that made blowing up American landmarks cool...

VOICE (CONT'D) ...until 9/11... but now, 12 years

later, it's apparently cool again?

VOICE (CONT'D) Independence Day.

VOICE (CONT'D) A film that answered whether we're

alone in the universe, by stealing from all the other films that

answered whether we're alone in the universe. Featuring...

VOICE (CONT'D) The premise from War of the Worlds

VOICE (CONT'D) The aliens from Alien

VOICE (CONT'D) The spaceships from V

VOICE (CONT'D) The Dogfights from Star Wars

VOICE (CONT'D) The statue of liberty from Planet

of the Apes

VOICE (CONT'D) (And) the Jeff Goldblum from

Jurassic Park

VOICE (CONT'D) To battle against an alien threat,

humanity's last hope is this rag tag group of survivors:

VOICE (CONT'D) Fighter pilot Steven Hiller, a

Fresh Prince of the Air, who says cool things, even when there's no

one around to hear them.

VOICE (CONT'D) David Levinson. A Jeff Goldblum-like satellite engineer...

VOICE (CONT'D) And Thomas Whitmore: The best movie president ever...

VOICE (CONT'D) Who channels William Shatner.

VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare to stand up and cheer as

they defeat an advanced alien race with...

VOICE (CONT'D) A sheet.

VOICE (CONT'D) Morse-Code.

VOICE (CONT'D) Punching.

VOICE (CONT'D) An Apple Powerbook 5300.

VOICE (CONT'D) And Cousin Eddie.

VOICE (CONT'D) Travel back to a time when summer

blockbusters were fun and uplifting, not dark & Nolany.

VOICE (CONT'D) In a movie that will trigger more 90's nostalgia

than the front page of Buzzfeed. Featuring:

VOICE (CONT'D) R.E.M.

CD-ROMS

VOICE (CONT'D) Data!

VOICE (CONT'D) And Fruitopia.

VOICE (CONT'D) Witness a film whose message of global unity...

VOICE (CONT'D) ... means only America can save the world.

VOICE (CONT'D) And thrill at explosive action that casually

murders millions of people...

VOICE (CONT'D) ...But won't hurt this dog.

VOICE (CONT'D) So this Independence Day, prepare to once

again relive the screen-watching...

VOICE (CONT'D) the Sky-watching

VOICE (CONT'D) And the speech-watching.

VOICE (CONT'D) Hell yeah.

VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...Jaden's Dad

VOICE (CONT'D) President Lonestar

VOICE (CONT'D) President Laura Roslin

VOICE (CONT'D) Apple Genius

VOICE (CONT'D) Crazy Dennis Quaid

VOICE (CONT'D) Michael Buble Jr.

VOICE (CONT'D) Not Jaden.

VOICE (CONT'D) Nerdy Fabio

VOICE (CONT'D) Her?

VOICE (CONT'D) Vivica Not Actually a Fox

VOICE (CONT'D) And The Best Extra Ever

VOICE (CONT'D) Independence Day.

VOICE (CONT'D) Can someone explain to me how they've already

made 3 Chronicles of Riddick movies and yet I still have to wait til 2015 for a sequel

to this?