I have a very very very very very very important announcement

Isn't that right?

Cringemas is coming, on Friday and Saturday

So cancel all your plans

cause you don't want to miss Cringemas, it's a live stream

Mark and Jack are flying all over here to Brighton

We got this whole thing set up

Its gonna be the best live stream ever

and it's for charity, It's for the charity of red

which we're also supporting with tuber simulator

It's to help prevent aids to great charity

We got a lot of cool stuff happening on the live stream

A lot of people are coming

A lot of people involved and there's a penguin! 0_0

We have a penguin

Do I need to tell anything else? I don't think so!

but PJ and Emma are coming to, they live in Brighton

so obviously they're gonna be there

There's gonna be presents

All kinds of shit!

Friday 5 p.m, I'll see you there

UK time, all the Info is in the description

and you don't want to miss this one, I've done a lot of live streams but this is by far the biggest one I've ever done so

* Big Inhale* OHHH let's start the video!

*Pewds mom talking on the phone in mumbles*

Pewds: Mom!

Pewds: mom

Pewds: mom, no I'm not a Nazi

Pewds: I'm not, I promise It's just a stupid article

Pewds: Mh

Pewds: OK love you too

Heya Hydra

I'm use to getting hate comments

and just generally really dumb comments!

That's normal!

But now we got some next level shit this is *chuckles* this is kinda impressing you know

I've seen bad articles, but now they all just came out at once

*Pewds reading* "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi's party"

*Pewds is just done with this generation*

Ok no that one is clearly fake! Ok fake article, what else do we got?

*Pewds read* "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he's white"

Ok clearly another fake com- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PewDiePie more like PewDieWhine

*Long Pause*

*Pewds clap* Got roasted *chuckles*

That's just too clever, how can I possibly have a response

PewDieWhine how come I never thought about that before It's genius *Pewds facepalm*

*Sad music* *Pewds read* "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy"

Wait "insecure?"

*Pewds ponders his life*

*Pewds start to cry* Ok I guess- I guess you know I mean I know Im a little self conscious about my body

You know I feel weird about it but you don't have to sneak that in there, ok

*Pewds giggle*

What do you mean, insecure rich guy?!

What do you mean is there anything more annoying?! Yes there is, this article

How bout that for starter

*Pewds read* "That they're victim of a conspiracy against them for being white"

What?!

What?! (Poor pewds)

Why do they... Where do they get this from?

*Pewds echo* "I'm not gonna let Youtube win I see how it is, It's because I have so many subscribers

They're tryna kill my channel, this is ALL a conspiracy, Youtube wants to kill my channel"

It really seems like he's really serious right there

I really didn't detect any sarcasm in his language so I'm gonna go ahead and write an article where I slander him pretty much

That seems like the right thing to do and well I'm at it, I'm gonna sneak in and call him insecure *Pewds chuckle*

Hmm what's the title?

PewDiePie? PewDieShit? NO that's not good enough!

I got it *Pause*

PewDieWhine

Because he complains

*pause*

Roasted

*giggle*

ok here's- here's the thing

Can you tell when I'm speaking seriously?

And like I said this is not just affecting me

Its affecting other youtubers and creators that you care about

Like, does this guy have autism?

I don't like to make that joke but I- Im

I'm concerned if you thinks that was-

If he can't tell the difference

Like, why is this an article?

Be- because of clickbait maybe that's why

Because- because hating on Pewdiepie is such a meme

That we can- we can get more clicks from it

Good, you- you did it, good job

Congrats, hey man congrats on your journalism job I think

You're really doing a great job

*Pewds reads* "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling-

he said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site."

*Pewds read loudly* "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP that's even more ridiculous than the rest of it."

*Pewds in the video* "They want someone else on top, someone really extremely cancerous

Like Lilly Singh's

I'm white *Clap* can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem

Now that, you know what? That seemed- that seemed like something he was serious about-

he really seemed genuine about that statement, so no I'm- I'm glad you created this

So here we go (Brace yourself)

Swedish YouTuber, who is the most subscribed user on this site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million

It's also funny because apparently he- he just wrote 12 dollars *chuckles*

But then updated it, so I'm curious what else he corrected in this article

Oh *Pewds lick his fingers*

Oh *licks them again*

I can taste the salt, through the article

Oh

*Makes squirrel noises*

Oh It's nice and salty

Oh and by the way

12 million, oh that's cute

He thinks I make 12 million

*Pewds start to laugh because no one knows how much money he makes*

12 million

Okay, sure

Whatever you want buddy

Whatever you say man

*Pewds reads* "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous"

Well I'm gonna change that

Eh, to you James Dawson

You're extremely cancerous

*Pewds reads* "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage-

he suggested

No I never said that, what the fuck!

I'M THE TOP DOG (yes you are!)

Wish I was Candian

*Sniffles*

It's fucking bullshit

*Pewds read* "Nice one, get cracking then mate"

That's journalism right there, ending an article with-

"Get cracking then mate"

*Giggle*

I didn't know British media was so bad (Its awful)

It's so bad

You know I thought Swedish media was bad

But in- Brtish media is just...

This is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen

This is what people would actually think if I didn't have a chance to, you know

Cause people just read the title

People just read this and they're like

Oh okay

I see

Pewdiepie's a Nazi's now that's-

Alright *Chuckle*

It's extremely annoying how I can't make jokes on my channel

Without anyone quoting it as actual, facts

Like something I've actually said

Do they know my- have they seen any videos coming out on my channel?

Are they so desperate for clickbait that they will literally-

Literally, slander someone else's name in the process?

You know they're clearly taking my name, shoving it into the ground

just to get more clicks on their shitty, fucking website

It's ab- It's disgusting

It's absolutely disgusting

How desperate can you be?

This clickbait journalism-

Is just the- the purest form of cancer

Sports Rageous, what the fuck is that?!

Why is Sports Rageous posting that I'm-

that I'm racist?

PEWDIEPIE RACIST

Question mark

What the fuck

Is this

How is this a thing.. How

He was being sarcastic, did you even watch the video fully??

Thank you!

Well I'm glad to see that people understand in the comments

Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper for real journalism?

Well

This is just how it is now

Cause fucking buzzfeed gets million of clicks and real- real news stories doesn't get enough coverage

so they got to clickbait to keep up

You know- *Chuckle*

You know if Keemstar has more journalistic integrity than you

Than you know it's a big- It's a big fucking problem!

And by the way, Pewdiepie Isn't white, he is Sweeden

OKAY?

So *Claps* Can I make that comment? Can I say that?

*Pewds read* "You crying about not getting 2mil veiws, I am lucky to get 200 veiws-

Oh no views

and I have been on youtube since 2008, stop sooking, grow up"

You know what? I won't stop sooking!

Shut the fuck up, I'll sook as much as I like, okay?

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

I've been sooking since 2008

This is so typical, alright

This one wasn't directed at me but whatever, I found it

,*Pewds read* " Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos didn't reach 2 million views

Lum- Laughing my fucking ass off, cry about it!"

Did you watch- DOES anyone watch the whole video?

Isn't always just picking whatever part that they see-

You know, think is convenient

The video literally is me standing up for everyone on youtube

I- and I even explained that it's not about the views

It's about reaching your audience, but you know whatever's convenient for you to shit on me

Go ahead, you know

*Pewds read* "Some of his videos only get 2 million views, It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on-

talking for six minutes in a totally adorable, super relatable way about putting the T-shirt on-

then asking his subscribers to leave feedback about the T-shirt-

while meanwhile checking if Forbes is putting him on the 2006 (I think he meant 2016) richest stars list

Dud- this is the salty shit I have ever read, you know what I didn't *chuckles*

I didn't ask for my private banking to get leaked, okay?

I didn't a- I don't care

Take away, fucking 3 zeros on my paycheck I would- you know what make it four

Take away four zeros on my paycheck, I would still be making this

They never seem to end for some reason, they always-

You know, ev- every year there's something coming out like this

Where just insane claims about me

You know I've- I've read articles about me all about all kinds of shit

I'm- I'm racist now, and then I'm sexist

I think that I- there's been like I've been pedophile

It's just sooo many insane claims

OH that I was hitting my gurlfriend

Its like... (stupid?)

These like horrific claims, I- I- I just keep have to take from med- from the media

It will get them clicks...

and- uh who cares?

Who cares if there's a real person behind it right?

I mean media has been doing this for years, literally slandering people

So what's the fucking difference now?!

Hmm?

Who cares about youtube? OOH I don't like youtube!

OOH gotta write an article!

OOH he's racist now!

UH *sticks tongue out*

I don't like that he's making more money than me!

UGH It's not fair, UGH!

Getting in the media's public attention

If anything I realized Is that whatever I've learned about other people through media-

Is clearly being skewed well- well growing up and-

Because I've seen how they represent me in the media

And you know what? It's fine! If I'm- If I'm not perfectly represented in the media

But when there's just, pure fucking slander

Like this, I'm not gonna just stand like, step aside for it and take it

This is- this is *chuckles* It's too- It's too dumb

Thanks for defending me when these shitty stupid articles arrive I- I really appreciate that

*Inhale* And uh I'll see you in the next video

Stay awesome *Bro fist*

*Blackness* (If you're afraid of the dark look away for a second)

*Pewds doing something

*Pewds put on a hat*

*Very dramatic music*