(knocking)

- Yo!

- If you're going downtown, can I get a ride?

- Yeah, for sure!

- [College Student] Cool, thank you.

- For sure.

Sorry about my car, I guess I don't

realize how gross it gets when it's just me.

- No problem, I mean you're super saving

me from having to take the bus, I appreciate it.

- You don't have to be so nice, it's really gross in here.

- Hey, don't worry, it's a great car.

( car engine faltering)

- It actually barely works.

Sorry, I have to run the heat really

quick to even get it to start.

- Sure, no problem.

Oh, gosh.

(giggling)

- Also, the seat warmers are permanently stuck on.

- Okay, not a problem.

Oh, probably didn't need that.

Do you have a dog or something?

- No.

- Okay.

Did you go to the beach recently?

- Oh, yeah, that was, like, like nine months ago.

- Let me just turn the radio on.

- [Allie] No, don't!

It broke like eight months ago!

I've been meaning to get it fixed!

- What?

- Sorry, I don't even use that,

I just put my phone in a cup.

- What?

- Just as good.

- Yeah.

Can I grab a sip of this?

- What?

No, no no!

Sorry, that's my ash tray.

- Uh-huh, yeah.

- No, sorry, sorry, foot.

Sorry, that was my ash tray, too.

- That's fucking crazy.

- I ash up there, too.

- Oh, my God.

- This entire car is my ash tray.

- It's fine, thank you for the ride.

What is this?

- Fuck, my dabs melted in the sun.

- Your what?

- That's like $800 worth of dabs.

Do you do dabs?

- No, I'm fine.

- You gotta try a dab rig, come on!

- Oh, my God!

(screaming)

- Oh, shit!

- Ow, oh, my God!

Stop!

- Use the sand, use the sand, use the sand!

- No, no.

- Meredith, no!

(screaming)

- Oh, my God!

How do you live this way?

- How do I live like this?

I'll clean my car this weekend.

Shut the fuck up, Meredith.

- Hey, what's up, it's Allie from College Humor.

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