they try to videotape themselves doing stupid stunts.

當他們試圖將自己所做的愚蠢特技錄下

[LAUGH] That go horribly wrong.

[笑聲] 卻出了差錯

And I'm gonna show you what I mean, it's a epic game that involves me,

我會讓你知道我要表達的意思，那是和我、 Twitch，和一個

Twitch, and a paddle.

板子有關的英雄遊戲

It's time to play Epic or Fail.

是時候來玩英雄還是狗熊了

[APPLAUSE] Grab your paddles.

[掌聲] 拿好你的板子

Everybody brought their own paddles from home, that's wonderful.

每個人都從自己的家中帶來了板子，太棒了

[LAUGH] All right.

[笑聲] 好的

Let's see the first video.

讓我們來看第一個影片

Here comes the apprentice across the plank.

這裡有個見習生正穿越木板

He's trying to reach the body.

他試著要贏

Here he goes.

他過去了

Can he do it?

他做得到嗎？

I should have held that up, first of all.

首先我應該舉牌

Tom, you think epic?

Tom, 你認為會成功？

Really?

真的？

Twitch and I. I think most of us think, there's a couple

Twitch和我，我想這裡大部分的人認為，有一些

hopefuls out there, but I- [LAUGH]

懷有希望的人在這，但是我- [笑聲]

Let's see.

我們來瞧瞧

[SOUND] [LAUGH] [NOISE]

[聲音] [笑聲] [噪音]

[SOUND] That's horrible,

[聲音] 太糟糕了

that's just horrible.

實在是太可怕了

All right, let's see the next one.

好吧，我們來看下一個

Here he goes.

他要開始了

He's gonna send.

準備發射

[LAUGH] Just that,

[笑聲] 就只是那樣

that that's the voice of that guy.

那個傢伙的聲音

I can tell. From [INAUDIBLE].

我就可以預測了 。從 [安靜]

[LAUGH] No,

[笑聲] 不

just those two pals are up to no good.

這兩個傢伙湊在一起準沒好事

[INAUDIBLE] [SOUND]

[安靜] [聲音]

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

[SOUND]

[聲音]

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

No, he did send it, he did.

不，他的確發射出去，他有

[LAUGH] He was right in that.

[笑聲] 他就在那裡

[LAUGH] See the next one.

[笑聲] 看下一個

[NOISE] [LAUGH]

[噪音] [笑聲]

Nope.

不

[LAUGH] Nope.

[笑聲] 不

[LAUGH] No.

[笑聲] 不

I love that there are like seven people who think that looks like that can be.

我喜歡有七個人認為那會成功

[LAUGH] That's at ever.

[笑聲] 那是不可能的

Look at that right there.

看那邊

He's already.

他已經準備好了

[LAUGH] That foot is not gonna reach that.

[笑聲] 那隻腳是不可能到達另一邊的

[LAUGH] At all.

[笑聲] 完全不可能

There's no way he's in position to reach that.

他不可能達到目的

[LAUGH] All right.

[笑聲] 好的

[LAUGH] Ooh.

[笑聲] 噢

[LAUGH] And now the fish are laughing at him.

[笑聲] 現在是魚在笑他

[LAUGH] All right, let's see the next one.

[笑聲] 好，讓我們看下一個

[LAUGH] I

[笑聲] 我

don't know why kinda feel like this is going to be good.

不知為何覺得這應該會成功

Really?

是嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道

[LAUGH] I have to go against most of you.

[笑聲] 我必須和大部分的你們持相反的意見

I think something is not going to work out for him.

我認為他不會成功

[LAUGH] [SOUND]

[笑聲][聲音]

[LAUGH] l wish we would have seen him

[笑聲] 不過我希望我們可以看到他

fall further, though.

掉的更遠

[LAUGH] All right, let's see the next one.

[笑聲] 好，我們來看下一個影片

No, no.

不，不

That don't look sturdy.

那看起來不堅固

[LAUGH] I know.

對吧！

It looks like it's not gonna work.

看起來是不會成功

But I do think it is, I don't know, I just have, but I think it looks like it's not.

但我覺得會，我不確定，我只是必須，但我認為看來是不會達成的

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

[SOUND]

[聲音]

[LAUGH] Why didn't I just

[笑聲] 我為什麼不

go with my gut instinct?

以直覺判斷呢？

I don't. [LAUGH]

我沒有 [笑聲]

All right, let's see another one.

好的，讓我們來看下一個

Well, I don't know, I feel good about him.

不知為何，我對他的感覺不錯

[APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

[鼓掌] [笑聲]

Wow.

哇