Aww man I stink at songwriting

噢，我寫歌真糟糕

It doesn’t matter if you’re horrible Just pretend you’re not and people will believe you

你寫歌有多麼糟糕都不重要， 只要裝作自己並不是，別人便會相信你

It’s called confidence

這就是所謂的信心

You suck so hard but you can still go far!

You suck so hard but you can still go far! 你這麼差勁，但你仍然走做到這地步！

Never was a confident girl Til I do the dancing front the bathroom mirror

Never was a confident girl, til I do the dancing front the bathroom mirror 從來都不是一個自信的女孩，直到我在浴室的鏡子面前跳舞

Yelled to myself "you look fucking fine" After a sip of cognac or making eye contact

Yelled to myself "you look fucking fine." After a sip of cognac or making eye contact 喝下一口幹邑或眼神接觸，然後對自己說：「你看起來他媽的良好」

To people to a cat to a sofa yoga mat Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park

To people to a cat to a sofa yoga mat. Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park 對着人 對着貓 對着沙發瑜伽墊。因為我在公園裏所做的會令你很驚訝

Everybody look at me when they do the squat

Everybody look at me when they do the squat 當他們做下蹲時，每個人都看着我

'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat

'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat 因為當我食 Kit Kat 時看起來像一個電視廣告

Do you do you do you do you speak Vietnamese

Do you do you do you do you speak Vietnamese 你…你會說越南語嗎？

Hay là Hay là, em là má thắng cu Tí?

Hay là Hay là, em là má thắng cu Tí? (越南語) 或者或者，孩子們的臉頰勝過鈦銅

geared up, a t-shirt saying "I can do this shit"

geared up, a t-shirt saying "I can do this shit" 作好準備，印一件T恤衫說：「我能做到這一點」

You know you gotta fake it til you make it

You know you gotta fake it til you make it 你知道你需在成功做到之前先要偽造出來

you don't have to be good at what you do (don’t matter)

You don't have to be good at what you do (don’t matter) 你不必善於你所做的事（不要緊）

you just need confidence

You just need confidence 你只需要信心

and the right squad to surround you

and the right squad to surround you 和合適的小隊圍繞着你

make sure to get the singer

Make sure to get the singer 一定要得到歌手

And the guy yelling

and the guy yelling 和那個大叫的傢伙

the lady on bass

the lady on bass 玩低音的女士

the six-pack fella

the six-pack fella 六塊腹肌的傢伙

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

ooh, legendary status like Socrates 哦，傳說中的雕像就像蘇格拉底

Nobody sees your mediocrity

Nobody sees your mediocrity 沒有人看到你的平庸之處

Guest artist number one Just tryna stretch this to be a 3-minute song

Guest artist number one Just tryna' stretch this to be a 3-minute song 無名街頭藝術家一號只想將這拉長成三分鐘長的歌

Contractual obligation Then the label can pay the radio to play this

Contractual obligation. Then the label can pay the radio to play this 這是合約的義務，然後這公司能夠向電台購買播放權

We pay them to keep us famous this could be the worst verse that you heard

We pay them to keep us famous, this could be the worst verse that you heard 我們繼續出名為了保持付款給他們。這可能是你聽過最糟糕的歌詞

in your life It don't matter, my swagger distracts you,

in your life It don't matter, my swagger distracts you, 在你的生活中這並不重要，我大搖大擺地走令你分心

then they'll get the chorus right [yeah] I could rap about anything on the track

then they'll get the chorus right. I could rap about anything on the track 然後他們會把副歌弄好。我能夠說唱所有在這音軌的東西

you won't even notice that I'm describing a fungus on my back

you won't even notice that I'm describing a fungus on my back 你甚至不會注意到，我正在描述我的背脊的真菌

Spreads so fast you can't stop this fiery hotness in the tropics

Spreads so fast, you can't stop this fiery hotness in the tropics 蔓延得很快，你不能在熱帶地區中阻止這火爆的熱力

now the singer's about to change the topic you can listen to the hook while I wash this

now the singer's about to change the topic. You can listen to the hook while I wash this 現在大概歌手會改變主題。你趁我在洗背時可以聽鉤子的

you don't have to be good at what you do (you suck so hard)

you don't have to be good at what you do (you suck so hard) 你不必善於你所做的事（你真的很爛）

you just need confidence

you just need confidence 你只需要信心

and the right squad to surround you

and the right squad to surround you 和合適的小隊圍繞着你

make sure to get the singer

Make sure to get the singer 一定要得到歌手

And the guy yelling

and the guy yelling 和那個大叫的傢伙

the lady on bass

the lady on bass 玩低音的女士

the six-pack fella

the six-pack fella 六塊腹肌的傢伙

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

ooh, legendary status like Socrates 哦，傳說中的雕像就像蘇格拉底

Nobody sees your mediocrity

Nobody sees your mediocrity 沒有人看到你的平庸之處

You can be (with some confidence)

You can be (with some confidence) 你可以成為…（有些信心）

a legend like Socrates

a legend like Socrates 像蘇格拉底的傳奇人物

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

Nobody (it’s just common sense) 沒有人…（這只是常識）

is gonna see your mediocrity

is gonna see your mediocrity 會看到你的平庸之處

You can be (with some confidence)

You can be (with some confidence) 你可以成為…（有些信心）

a legend like Socrates

a legend like Socrates 像蘇格拉底的傳奇人物

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

Nobody (it’s just common sense) 沒有人…（這只是常識）

is gonna see your mediocrity

is gonna see your mediocrity 會看到你的平庸之處

guest artist number 2, you never heard of me, son

Guest artist number 2, you never heard of me, son 無名街頭藝術家二號，你從來沒有聽說過 我的名字，孩子

but I’m better than the other ones for some reason

but I’m better than the other ones for some reason 但我因為某些原因比其他人更好

have we made it to 3 minutes?

Have we made it to 3 minutes? 有我們做到了 3 分鐘了嗎？

(no) let’s talk about the weather however long

(no) Let’s talk about the weather however long （沒有）讓我們來談談天氣多麼漫長

we need to get the verse finished sometimes it’s rainy, sometimes it’s not

We need to get the verse finished. Sometimes it’s rainy, sometimes it’s not 我們需要把歌詞完成。有時候會大雨滂沱，有時候則不會

hmm, that’s about all I’ve got how was traffic today?

hmm, that’s about all I’ve got how was traffic today? 嗯，這就是我的能耐。今天的交通怎樣？

(it was drastic, I’d say) ooh, that shit is classic—but hardly tragic

(it was drastic, I’d say) ooh, that shit is classic—but hardly tragic （我會說這是猛烈的）哦，那些東西真經典；但很難會感到悲劇的

(touché) did you take Route 1? (yeah I did)

(touché) Did you take Route 1? (yeah I did) （受影響）你走的是一號幹綫嗎？ （是的）

That's a true shame when the 4-lane went to 2-lane

That's a true shame when the 4-lane went to 2-lane 這是一個真正的遺憾當四車道變成了雙車道

gave me more pain than a poo stain made it to the bridge and my check is here

Gave me more pain than a poo stain. Made it to the bridge and my check is here 給了比大便污漬更痛苦給我。終於到了大橋，我的支票在這裏

mic drop, record stop, best verse of the year

mic drop, record stop, best verse of the year 丟下麥克風，停止記錄，年度最佳的歌詞

they told us that we need a bridge so I’ll just sing about some snacks, ooh yeah

They told us that we need a bridge. So I’ll just sing about some snacks, ooh yeah 他們告訴我們，說需要一個橋樑。所以我就唱了一些關於零食的歌，哦耶

(no one listens to this part any way) I like the cheesy ones

(no one listens to this part any way) I like the cheesy ones （反正沒人聽這個部分）我喜歡那個芝士味的

I never read those depressing nutrition facts, no, noooo

I never read those depressing nutrition facts, no, NO 我從來不看那些鬱悶的營養成分，從來不會！

you don't have to be good at what you do (your mom’s ashamed)

you don't have to be good at what you do (your mom’s ashamed) 你不必善於你所做的事（你母親會感到羞愧的）

you just need confidence

you just need confidence 你只需要信心

and the right squad to surround you

and the right squad to surround you 和合適的小隊圍繞着你

make sure to get the singer

Make sure to get the singer 一定要得到歌手

And the guy yelling

and the guy yelling 和那個大叫的傢伙

the lady on bass

the lady on bass 玩低音的女士

the six-pack fella

the six-pack fella 六塊腹肌的傢伙

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

ooh, legendary status like Socrates 哦，傳說中的雕像就像蘇格拉底

Nobody sees your mediocrity

Nobody sees your mediocrity 沒有人看到你的平庸之處

You can be (with some confidence)

You can be (with some confidence) 你可以成為…（有些信心）

a legend like Socrates

a legend like Socrates 像蘇格拉底的傳奇人物

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

Nobody (it’s just common sense) 沒有人…（這只是常識）

is gonna see your mediocrity

is gonna see your mediocrity 會看到你的平庸之處

You can be (with some confidence)

You can be (with some confidence) 你可以成為…（有些信心）

a legend like Socrates

a legend like Socrates 像蘇格拉底的傳奇人物

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

Nobody (it’s just common sense) 沒有人…（這只是常識）

is gonna see your mediocrity

is gonna see your mediocrity 會看到你的平庸之處

Right here’s the whole episode Touch the box and fly across the globe

Right here’s the whole episode Touch the box and fly across the globe 右邊是整個的專輯，觸控這個箱便能走遍全世界

And you can get the track too If that’s something that you’d like to do

And you can get the track too If that’s something that you’d like to do 如果你喜歡，你也可以下載這個音軌

We collaborated in six countries for our new show Song Voyage coming every two weeks

我們與六個國家合作，帶給你全新的節目－「歌曲航程」(Song Voyage)，每兩個禮拜更新

Check out more of Kimmese and Suboi from this video down below, they’re amazing

查看更多 Kimmese 和 Suboi 的片段，他們是了不起的

Have a great day and always wear a life jacket

祝你有一個愉快的一天，以及記得總是要穿着救生衣