Aww man I stink at songwriting

It doesn’t matter if you’re horrible Just pretend you’re not and people will believe you

It’s called confidence

You suck so hard but you can still go far!

Never was a confident girl Til I do the dancing front the bathroom mirror

Yelled to myself "you look fucking fine" After a sip of cognac or making eye contact

To people to a cat to a sofa yoga mat Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park

Everybody look at me when they do the squat

'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat

Do you do you do you do you speak Vietnamese

Hay là Hay là, em là má thắng cu Tí?

geared up, a t-shirt saying "I can do this shit"

You know you gotta fake it til you make it

you don't have to be good at what you do (don’t matter)

you just need confidence

and the right squad to surround you

make sure to get the singer

And the guy yelling

the lady on bass

the six-pack fella

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

Guest artist number one Just tryna stretch this to be a 3-minute song

Contractual obligation Then the label can pay the radio to play this

We pay them to keep us famous this could be the worst verse that you heard

in your life It don't matter, my swagger distracts you,

then they'll get the chorus right [yeah] I could rap about anything on the track

you won't even notice that I'm describing a fungus on my back

Spreads so fast you can't stop this fiery hotness in the tropics

now the singer's about to change the topic you can listen to the hook while I wash this

you don't have to be good at what you do (you suck so hard)

you just need confidence

and the right squad to surround you

make sure to get the singer

And the guy yelling

the lady on bass

the six-pack fella

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)

a legend like Socrates

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

is gonna see your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)

a legend like Socrates

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

is gonna see your mediocrity

guest artist number 2, you never heard of me, son

but I’m better than the other ones for some reason

have we made it to 3 minutes?

(no) let’s talk about the weather however long

we need to get the verse finished sometimes it’s rainy, sometimes it’s not

hmm, that’s about all I’ve got how was traffic today?

(it was drastic, I’d say) ooh, that shit is classic—but hardly tragic

(touché) did you take Route 1? (yeah I did)

That's a true shame when the 4-lane went to 2-lane

gave me more pain than a poo stain made it to the bridge and my check is here

mic drop, record stop, best verse of the year

they told us that we need a bridge so I’ll just sing about some snacks, ooh yeah

(no one listens to this part any way) I like the cheesy ones

I never read those depressing nutrition facts, no, noooo

you don't have to be good at what you do (your mom’s ashamed)

you just need confidence

and the right squad to surround you

make sure to get the singer

And the guy yelling

the lady on bass

the six-pack fella

ooh, legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)

a legend like Socrates

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

is gonna see your mediocrity

You can be (with some confidence)

a legend like Socrates

Nobody (it’s just common sense)

is gonna see your mediocrity

Right here’s the whole episode Touch the box and fly across the globe

And you can get the track too If that’s something that you’d like to do

We collaborated in six countries for our new show Song Voyage coming every two weeks

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Have a great day and always wear a life jacket