Fine, but you will never win

好啊，但永遠都不可能贏的

Wait, does this means I won

等等，這代表我贏的嗎?

What the... From Japan? ha ha... what the hell is this?

搞什...來自日本?哈 哈...這是啥鬼?

wait

等一下

Hello I am Mario

哈囉，我是馬力歐

what the hell is this?

這是搞屁啊?

I don't talk like that...

我才不會那樣說話...

He he...

哈 哈

Sweden are you.. are you good at war?

瑞典，你是不是...你是不是很擅長戰鬥?

Of course I'm good at war

當然，我非常擅於戰鬥

I'm the Troth son of the viking

我是忠誠的維京之子

who destroyed everything on their way

我會殺光一切擋路的東西

and drink the blood of their victims

再喝受害者的鮮血

I'm I'm the best at War

我，我是最棒的鬥士

That's... that's great. You're amazing

那...那真是太好了，你真是太棒了

the thing is Germany is coming and

事情就是德國要來了

You're going to help me right?

還有你會幫我吧?

BÖRK

BÖRK (瑞典的口頭禪)

What?

啥?

dude... they're coming um

老兄...他們要打過來了

You need to help me

你要幫幫我啊

They are just around the corner

他們就在這附近

BÖRK, BÖRK, BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK, BÖRK

BÖRK,BÖRK,BÖRK,BÖRK,BÖRK,BÖRK,

You lying prick. I hate you

你這說謊的渾蛋，我恨你

kill them

殺光他們

kill them all

殺光他們

kill the eastern Europe

殺光那些東歐佬

kill them all

殺光他們

What the hell are you doing? stop!

你在幹什麼?快住手!

What the hell is wrong with you?

你是那根經不對勁?

Are you blind???

你們瞎掉了嗎???

Communism is on the rise

共產主義正在擴張

What?

什麼?

Where the hell did you hear that

你是從哪聽來的?

well even if I'm wrong.. I'm still doing them a favor

好吧，就算我是錯的...我還是幫了他們

You know what they say better dead than red

你知道的他們都說死總比當共產黨好

I Hate you

我恨你

I hate you, too

我也恨你

Hey guys

哈囉，各位

Nice, day huh?

天氣不錯，是不是?

But... but you hate gypsy more right?

但是...但是你更恨吉普賽人對吧?

Got some change guys?

吉普賽:做點改變吧，各位?

You damn right I do

你他媽說的真好

Nice shot buddy... nice shot

幹的好，老兄...幹的好

*mumble* *mumble*

00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,640 你們想不想聽啊，各位?

Do you wanna hear it guys?

這真的是個好點子，各位...

It's really good idea guys...

拉脫維亞..拜託你，閉嘴...拜託

Latvia.. Please, stop talking.. Please

我們應該把波羅的海改成馬鈴薯的海

We should call Baltic states potato states

你們說呢，各位?

What do you think guys?

哈囉 (俄語)

Priviet

我有個驚喜要給你們

I have a surprise for you

喔 天啊!我愛驚喜!

Oh boy!! I love surprises!

等等，搞什麼

Wait, what the hell?

各位...各位不要，不要擔心，我會處理這個

Guys... guys don't, don't worry I got this

所以 呃，所以各位

So ummm guys

我們來組個馬鈴薯聯邦如何?你們想做嗎，各位?

what about our potato union. Did you wanna do it guys?

我恨我的人生

I hate my life

哈囉

Previet

可以，可以讓我買這台坦克嗎，拜託?

Can I, can I buy this tank please?

好啊，當然可以

Yeah, sure

姆 真是奇怪

Hmm that's strange

為什麼印度尼西亞要付茲羅提(波蘭的貨幣單位)?

Why did Indonesia pay in Zloty?

搞什...

What the?

搞什麼?

What the hell?

去死吧，Kurwa! 死吧!!! (Kurwa是波蘭的口頭禪，有罵人的意味)

Die Kurwa! Die!!!

我的錢多到可以用來擦屁股

I have so much money. I could wipe my ass with it

我的石油多到可以用來洗澡

I have so much oil. I could shower in it

我他媽的牛奶在哪裡?

Where's my freaking milk

還有 還有我有? (波蘭和立陶宛曾共組聯邦過)

and... and I have

聽我說

Listen here

你想都不要想

Don't you even try?

嘿，瑞典，你在做什麼?

Hey, Sweden, what are you doing?

我..我做了個時光機

I made a time machine

它要用某人的回憶來運作

That works on someone's memories

那...那真是太棒了

that's... that's awesome

嘿，我在這...

Hey there...

哇 kurwa一個紅色按鈕?

Ooo kurwa a red button?

是可以進入太空的按鈕嗎?

Is this button for space

不，波蘭，不要!!!

No Poland!! No!!!

我感覺好強大

I feel strong

土耳其

Turkey

快逃!

Run

快逃啊!!!

Run!!

Fee-fi-fo-fum (我要來抓你囉)

fe-fi-fo-fum

我聞到鄂圖曼人 (它就是波蘭立陶宛聯邦)

I smell Ottoman

我想...我釣到東西了

I think.. I think I got something

喔!太棒了，你釣到什麼?

ohhh good. What did you catch?

是顆...

It's a

.是顆馬鈴薯!

It's a potato

我一定要擁有它

I Must have it

啥?

What?

不!我釣到的...所以是我的!

No, I caught it. It's mine

不!是我的

No, it's mine

我說是我的

I said it's mine

放手你這小王八...

Let go you son of a...

誰找到就是誰的!

finders keepers

你他媽的是有什麼毛病??

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

你發瘋了嗎?

Are you crazy?

是...是我的 (魔界的梗)

It's.. It's mine

我自己的...

my own

我的寶貝

my precious