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  • You've seen the good version in Wreck-It Ralph.

  • You skipped the Will Ferrell version in Megamind.

  • Now, get ready for the most OK version of the animated villain becomes a hero story in:

  • Despicable Me 1 and 2!

  • Meet Gru,

  • a terrorist who's just likeable enough to keep the audience on his side.

  • "(coin clangs)"

  • He's got severe depression.

  • A plan that will kill everyone on Earth,

  • "Stealing the Moon?!"

  • and a really funny voice so you won't dwell to hard on those things.

  • "You will not cry, or laugh, or giggle!"

  • "(giggles)"

  • Enter a world where villains and spy's lurk just below the surface.

  • Or rather ride on top of the surface where everyone can see.

  • Where the evil plots are straight out of Carmen Sandiego.

  • "The Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen!"

  • "and replaced by a giant inflatable replica."

  • But the bad guys draw the line at robbery?

  • "I really don't see how we can afford this."

  • "I'll just get another one from the bank."

  • And the police straight up don't exist,

  • which is too bad, because Gru kills a lot of people.

  • "(screams)"

  • "(screaming)"

  • "(clang)"

  • "(tire screech)"

  • "(ray firing)"

  • "(whirring)"

  • "(kids cheering)"

  • "(rumbling)"

  • "I've got it!

  • I've got the moon!!!" (Alarm blazing)

  • In Despicable Me,

  • ride along as Gru adopts three little girls with three old grandma names.

  • "Margo, Edith and Agnes"

  • In the short but sweet kids' movie with heart and humour.

  • "(grunts and groans)"

  • Then watch Despicable Me 2,

  • a 90-minute rehash of the first one with war of what kids really want.

  • Minion fart jokes.

  • "(fart sound, chuckles)"

  • "(gibberish, fart sound)"

  • Haha, get it?

  • The Minion did the fart noise.

  • See Pixar? This is exactly what was missing from Up.

  • (fart)

  • Witness the tragedy of a man slowly losing his franchise to his underlings.

  • As the minions go from cute little interludes between scenes.

  • To having their own B-story.

  • To getting a spin-off movie that's bigger than Despicable Me's ever were.

  • To becoming the unofficial mascot of your crazy aunt's Facebook page.

  • What do the minions have to do with vaccines?

  • What is wrong with you Aunt Pam?

  • So kick back and enjoy the franchise you love to hate.

  • Not because the movies are bad,

  • but because you can't get away from the ad campaigns.

  • The crappy spin-offs.

  • Or that Pharrell song you liked at first.

  • Until it burrowed into your brain like a molly soaked tapeworm.

  • Damn it, it's back in my head again!

  • Hey, you stole that nacho hat from The Simpsons!

  • You don't own everything yellow and bald, you know!

  • Hey, Screen Junkies, if you even more Despicable Me,

  • watch us show Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, and the cast of the movie, some real Despicable Memes,

  • on this week, Screen Junkies Show.

  • Click below to check it out.

You've seen the good version in Wreck-It Ralph.

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