Thank you so much guys

謝謝你們

Can we open the presents?

我們可以拆禮物了嗎?

Sure buddy

當然好

Cool man thank you so much!

酷喔 多謝啦!

sure man

不客氣

Here comrade some vodka and ak47

這裡有一些伏特加和ak47

he he he ahhh... thank I guess

痾...還是謝謝你

I got you the best present this year

我給的一定是今年最棒的禮物

spend some time looking for this

我花了好多時間去找這個

hope you like it

希望你喜歡

is this what I think it is?

這跟我在想的一樣嗎?

Oh man this is the best present ever!

哦天啊老兄這是最棒的禮物!

Wait what? .... It's just a rock..

啥?等等...那只不過是塊石頭..

Ahh.. Montenegro like it so much

啊..蒙特內哥羅很喜歡

It kind of looks good now

它現在看起來很棒

I need it

我需要它

I need it !!!

我需要!!!

I need that rock

我需那塊石頭(☉д⊙)

Sir we just found a country that has a lot of oil

長官我們剛找到了一個充滿了石油的國家

Do I look like I need oil ?

我看起來很需要石油嗎?

We need this f*king rock!

我們需要的是那天殺的石頭!(╬☉д⊙)