got a sinus ache in my face

Nose trouble

Don't wanna go to space

go to space

No Hubble

I like a shaven face

shave that face

No stubble

Just sayin' random things

from my brain

brain,brain,brain..

Yeah it's pretty clear

that I got writer's block

It's driving me insane

feel like a cuckoo clock

I'm fishin' for a hook

just somethin' basic

What should I sing

on top of that bass riff?

I need a goofy phrase

that I can base this on

That will appeal to kids

as well as soccer moms

I said I could write singles

they called my bluff

Now excuse me for a jiffy

while I make some pop hits up

Cuz my bang bang boom clap

Anaconda's gotta stay high

Cuz your trumpets were rude

Chandeliers

Happy

Maroon 5

I think I like it

but that's not quite it

There aren't enough songs out right now

about big behinds

(True dat dat)

Gonna cover my bases

and make up one about mine

(Yeah you should do dat)

Because you know I ain't no skinny waif

I'm not shaped

Like Urkel

I got handles for love

like a Dove

Commercial

I got a plus-sized butt

that's what's up

Dos bubbles

I got a sexy shape

like a bass

Wait!

You know I'm all about that bass

'bout that bass

No treble

Just don't end up obese

that creates

Heart trouble

But have a piece of cake

that's okay

Don't shovel

And that was how I made

'Bout dat Bass

I love it

Sounds like a hit to me