>>DAD,

WHAT IF I AM PUT IN SLYTHERIN?

>>ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER,

YOU WERE NAMED AFTER TWO

HEADMASTERS OF HOGWARTS.

ONE OF THEM WAS A SLYTHERIN,

AND HE WAS THE BRAVEST

MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN.

>>BUT JUST SAY THAT I AM.

>>THEN SLYTHERIN

HOUSE WILL HAVE GAINED A

WONDERFUL YOUNG WIZARD.

>>DAD,

WHAT IF I GET PUT

INTO SLYTHERIN?

>>LILLY LUNA POTTER,

YOU WERE NAMED

AFTER TWO HEROES:

MY MOTHER,

AND A REALLY WEIRD GIRL

I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH,

AND SHE GOT INTO RAVENCLAW,

SO ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

>>WELL, WHAT IF I GET

PUT INTO SLYTHERIN?

>>YEAH, LIKE I SAID,

IT'S POSSIBLE.

♪♪

>>BUT DAD,

WHAT IF I'M PUT IN SLYTHERIN?

>>MINERVA BELLATRIX POTTER,

YOU WERE NAMED AFTER A

CARING PROFESSOR AND MY

GODFATHER'S MURDERER.

>>WHAT?

>>I KIND OF RESENT

YOU BECAUSE OF THAT.

>>REALLY?

>>DAD, WHAT IF I'M

PUT IN SLYTHERIN?

>>VERNON DUDLEY POTTER,

YOU WERE NAMED AFTER

MY EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE

UNCLE AND HIS IDIOT SON.

THEY RUINED MY CHILDHOOD.

>>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>DADDY HAS SOME ISSUES.

>>DAD,

WHAT IF I'M PUT

INTO SLYTHERIN?

>>TOM VOLDEMORT POTTER,

HAVE FUN IN SLYTHERIN.

>>DAD!

DAD!

>>WHAT IF I'M PUT IN SLYTHERIN?

>>FILCH SQUIB POTTER,

FOR THE LAST TIME,

YOU WERE NOT ACCEPTED

TO HOGWARTS,

WE ARE JUST DROPPING OFF

YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

>>ALL RIGHT, DAD.

>>LOVE YOU.

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA POTTER.

ARAGOG SPIDERMAN POTTER.

NAGINI

[PARSELTONGUE NOISES]

POTTER.

ADOLF STALIN MUSSOLINI POTTER,

YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING

TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF.

>>OOH!

I JUST WANT TO HUG EVERYBODY.

OOH!

>>DAD,

WHAT IF I AM PUT IN SLYTHERIN?

>>HARRY RON RIDDLE,

YOU BETTER BE.

>>BRING IT IN.

>>THERE IT IS.

CRUCIO.

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