(birds chirping)

Elsa, wake up!

♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪

(poof)

(giggling)

Tickle bumps!

(giggles)

Woo.

Hang on!

Catch me!

Gotcha. Rawr!

Aah!

(whap!)

Ahh! [Bleep]!

♪ (choir vocalizing) ♪ R RATED FROZEN

Lock her away? Seems a bit harsh.

Agreed. I'm sure half-measures will suffice.

Are you serious? Look what your kid's doing.

♪ Do you wanna be a snowman? ♪

Too late. Now you are....

FOREVER!

Elsa is the Antichrist!

Ohh, (bleep).

(chains jingle)

Do you have to go?

You'll be fine, Anna.

(window shuts dramatically)

But you won't.

(evil cackling)

I let you out, and yet you still shut the world out?

What are you so afraid of?!

I said... ENOUGH!

(attendees groan)

(laughing maniacally)

(slam!)

♪ Let it go, let it go ♪

♪ I'm one with the wind and sky ♪

♪ Let it go, let it go ♪

♪ You'll never see me cry ♪

(thunder rumbling) ♪ Here I stay... ♪

(birds chirping)

- Do it, Friedrich! Jump!

(thunderclap) - (yelling)

(ice crackling)

(thump) - Aah--

(thunderclap)

You belong with all the other putrid humans in Arendelle.

So do you!

Hi! I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs.

Ow! -(Anna) Olaf! No!

You built him, remember?

Yes. That means I can destroy him!

(whooshing)

Hi! I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs.

(shattering)

(sunbeams humming)

Ow, ow, ow.

(guttural groan)

Hi! I'm Olaf, and I like--

(guttural groan)

Hi! I'm Olaf, and...

(groaning)

Hi! I'm Olaf... - (cackling)

He just keeps dying!

(laughing wickedly)

(wind whistling)

Kristoff?

Anna.

(sword draws)

No!

(ice crackling)

(shattering)

Anna... you sacrificed yourself for me?

How pitiful!

Hah!

Elsa, you made it eternal winter.

I know, 'cause I'm super evil.

Yes, but did you think it through

from an astrophysical perspective?

In order for it to be winter all the time,

the world stopped rotating around the sun.

And without that rotational energy,

the planet is being pulled right into the sun.

Only an act of true love can melt the thaw.

Just open up your heart, and...

- Save your breath. I only love myself.

We're [bleep]ed.

♪ (bright chord) ♪

(birds chirping)

It's getting warmer. I can feel my toes.

(people cheering)

Wait, wait. Too hot! Too hot!

(screaming)

(people screaming)

♪ (brash music) ♪

- Hey, guys!

I'm Julie, the associate producer for the scripted department.

For the first time in forever,

we are thrilled to release a new Reverse Ratings episode.

Check out our previous episodes by clicking below.

We had so, so, so much fun bringing this to life,

and we really hope you guys liked it.

Thank you so much for all the support you've always given to us.

I'm gonna go build a snowman now.

♪ (dramatic music) ♪