the fact thatyou like me? I like that when I

walk out here you're all in the seats

that you're supposed to be in. Sometimes

when you clap you move over a few seats

but then you end up back in the seat you're

supposed to be in, and it's easy for you

but it's not an easy for some people on

my staff. I was watching the show this

weekend, and I noticed something.

Well, I noticed that the day that it

happened but I didn't think they would

actually be on television but this is

what I watched. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!

Alright, I don't know if you saw the

shadowy part. Let's watch it again and

just watch that little shadowy party. >>Here she is now. Ellen Degeneres!

So that's Andy Lassner that he has been

repeatedly repeatedly told not to get

that close to me

Andy Lassner is one of my executive producers

the same Andy Lassner who accidentally turned

off all of the electricity in the studio

shutting down the entire show for about

two hours, right? It was like, two hours or

something like that. >>It was a long time.

Alicia Keys was waiting to perform but

there was no power. He had accidently

leaned against the switch

Same Andy Lassner who can't say balls

without giggling. Same Andy Lassner who

went to a haunted house and used his

assistant as a human shield

so you think with the word executive

in your title, you'd know when the show

starting right? You're wearing a headset

they're counting down Maybe because you're

new. How long have you been here Andy?

>>14 years, Ellen. 14 years.

All right. So i wanna

make sure you're not wandering around

anymore, so I picked a, I went to PetSmart

I picked something up

Zenor, let's put that around him.

There you go. Make sure you have water.

You know what? I love you so much, Andy.

I really, I love you so much. Just, just

being you makes me happy

It looks like one of those things, when you play badminton those things,

what are they called, like a shuttlecock?

Andy, what's it called?

>>[LAUGH] >>Shuttlecock [LAUGH]

>>Sir, have you ever had a flu shot before?

I have never met a flu shot.

>>Okay, well I have to give you this. >>Is this real?

Yep.

>>Okay. >>It's not a real needle.

>>Oh!

>>Hold still.

>>Or is this almost done?

>>Aah!

>>Wow, go, go, go, keep moving, keep moving, they can't get you if you move.

>>Oh my gos, my god, my god, Aah!

>>What about a little hot wax?

Yes, hot wax- >>On Andy. Let's do some hot wax.

>>It's not gonna hurt.

>>No, it's not hot.

>>Pick your person up. >>Oh no.

>>Tuck your chin in, okay?

>>Okay.

>>[Bleep] Stop.

Well, I do love you. I really do.

>>I love you, too.