I've completed the transaction

I think my wife will be less upset with this than what we originally suggested

But I still don't think she's going to like it. Grippity grapes (x2), grapes-grape-grape-grape-grapes

I'm definitely not cool enough for this-

That kid was just crying and you know why cuz he ain't got no grapes. Who's got some grapes?

I got some grapes - you got grapes? Yeah, you might, but not these kind of grapes!

Are you ready? You ready for this? Are you ready for what's about to happen. Alright. Today we are doing

SUPER EXPENSIVE GRAPES

I have some bad news for you, so the $200 grapes were actually sold out.

O.O

Aha, which makes no sense- continue. So I had to get the 400

NO! You're joking there are not $400 grapes. You're joking we could have gone to a hotel with this money. Are you serious?

I didn't wanna.

Nah I'm joking girl then they're not $400, they're only 150 see they're totally cheap

They're only a hundred fifty.

Did you say that to make me feel better?

Then I'm like, oh it's only $150!

See, they're only $150 grapes!

That's not bad, right?

Noone's thinking that. Noone's thinking that. (It's totally fine)

These are cheap grapes! What are you lying to me right now?

These are the poor man's grapes!

No honestly these are $150 grapes.

I really honestly thought that you paid for $400 dollar grapes

Yeah, then I was like see ya!

I actually think that the grapes are $200 before because they weren't in season

But now that we are at the peak of grape season

They like got them back to like the normal price of $150 is how much these were.

NUTS! NUTS DO YOU HEAR ME!

Can I just tell you something hilarious that wound up happening when you pay for these you don't actually pay for these at the cashier

You pay for these in a little like gift food section.

Kind of like when you buy flowers in North America in a grocery store

Yeah, exactly, just like that

So the guy was wrapping this up, and then another girl was like ringing it up, and then she put down

1,500 yen

And then like she came over to me with a plate, I'm like AW SHIT YEAH

And then the guy wound up saying no, it's actually

15,000 yen, and she's like really. I'm like oh no

1,500 is okay! You go into your Korean bartering-

They all had a great laugh.

But I didn't get these at a discount. You know what's funny even though like she thought those are

1,500 yen grapes, our cheap default grape that we have here is

$16 grapes, these are the

cheapest white grapes that we could get- [RECORD SCRATCH] there are definitely cheaper grapes like this in Japan sure

The cheaper variety of grapes nearby are expensive.

Yeah, if you come to Japan. It's not $16 for grapes. It was like at least

7 to 8 bucks for a bunch

Of course but like at the store like the only white grapes that they had they'll be comparable so we could

Actually do like a legitimate taste test.

Did they have purple grapes? They had lots of purple grapes as well

Were they expensive?

Yeah, they were like seven bucks, eight bucks or so

M: And it wouldn't be fair to do purple versus- S: Yeah it wouldn't be fair so we're doing white to white.

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This is so heavy my forearms are working really hard girl. How do you workout? You know?

TWIRL SOME GRAPES

M: Can I hold this? S: Yeah there you go M: Whoa!

S: Isn't that the heaviest bunch of grapes. M: This is some heavy! S: I mean

S: Compare those grapes to these grapes you see the difference here. M: Yep, these are even big grapes

Yeah, these are big grapes S: But those are huge grapes there.

M: This is like this has got to be those hybrid things again

That's why these are probably so expensive. It's not, like, normal. S: This thing right here is

$150 so let's see how they taste!

Let's do a regular grape first

I like how we're spending so long with these macro shots because we're avoiding the inevitable of like having to eat these

Hey listen, this is our one chance to get these before I tearfully cry eating these grapes

Because no matter how you

Like how good this is I don't think it'll ever be worth 150 bucks.

Time to try the $16 grapes.

M: Are you cutting your grape in half fine sir? *In british accent* S: I'm gonna cut mine in half so we could just see also

Aww it's got SEEDS

I ain't spend $16 for seeds!

I'm really good at biting the grape and then moving my tongue around and then putting the seeds out.

So when it comes to like seeds you spit and swallow?

How did we come to this point again?

What I was just asking you what you do with your grape seeds!

Here we go. I'm going to try the $16 grapes. You ready? Okay

Yep, that's grape. It's grape-y.

There's a lot of seeds in here :(

That's why you got to cut yours in half!

That was not a 16 dollar purchase

That was like a $4 or less

That was like a

Default grape that I'm used to because like back when we compared the, like, the two melons the cheap Melon was still a really good melon

This is a lot more than that melon and ain't nowhere as good. Time to get...

Pick one out

Is this a grape or an olive?

S: This is massive! M: Do you see these-

Here's a cheap grape, here's an expensive grape look how much more vibrant look how-

It feels like a plum

It's not giving that kind of like, grape-y feeling

The cheap grapes are so dull.

It's- stop calling them cheap!

Okay, the default grapes are so dull! The other grapes are so dull.

I'm going to cut this in half to see how this looks in the middle

Oh this, like, you've gotta saw it a lot more also.

No seeds? No seeds. You know why they don't want you breeding their precious-!

They don't want you breeding their grapes.

Oh okay. Are you ready? This is going to be really good M: This looks pretty great

I'm going straight for the whole thing. Let's go all right

whoa, whoa

Am I eating a grape or a glass of wine?

That's like an apple, the texture, but it still has like a grape texture to it hang on

I need to try another. That was nuts!

That was an unbelievable grape these don't taste like the fruits you're used to it's very sweet

But it's not the sweet of a grape it is

totally green apple candy

'Cause like before the melon tasted, like the expensive Melon, tasted like Melon plus honey

But this tastes like grape plus like a green apple. M: You know when you'll have green apple Candy

That's what this tastes like S: I gotta tell you these grapes are better than that Melon.actually

I've never actually had anything like this

Would you spend another $150 on this ever again? NOPE

But it is really a unique experience. This is eye opening

And I gotta say also, like, I understand... what? M: It tastes a bit like lychee as well. Yes!

Yes! Yes! That's what it is

Yeah try the default grapes now

M: Am I gonna be even sadder than before? S: Yeah, you are gonna be sadder

These taste so much worse now these taste almost like bad in comparison now

Oh, yeah, it's good that we had those first. Yeah, they actually taste sour now before that

They didn't taste sour they just tasted like normal grapes, now

They taste like not good at all and you see how when I bite into this

mmm

It's not like a normal grape yeah like you could bite it with your teeth

right whoa

Holy smokes

I feel like now we have to test all of the expensive fruits

No, because these are whole new

experiences like people need to know that like grapes are grapes, but these grapes are something different

I just saw some $90 peaches.

You did not?!?

I did!

*bawling*

I literally saw some $90 peaches like don't you want to know what that tastes like

Oh My God, 'cause this is like grape and green apple

Yes, the melons are like Melon and honey. What if that peach is like peach and watermelon combined

Do you really want to deprive yourself of that experience? Do you really want to deprive the audience of that experience?

Yep!

Imma stick to my $1 onigiri. Oh my God

I will say another thing that the textures this kind of reminds me of aloe vera mmM when you have like an aloe vera

I think you guys have those Aloe Vera drinks that have like those chunks of aloe

Vera floating around in it this kind of reminds me of that texture

So when you bite into it it has that kind of like firm

But there's no seed so there's nothing that you hit along the way

Lychee and Aloe Vera have that feeling to them seriously

This is an experience that not a lot of people have in order to like eat grapes like this

you could go to a fancy

restaurant or you could have the grapes of a lifetime, Oh My God!

But you know what I would pick... a fancy restaurant any day yeah, I want that full course meal

I want the gourmet experience. I want some Akita beef, I would like to have some wine, I would like to have some scallops

I would like to have some delicious rice

I would not like to have an entire bushel of grapes that if we keep eating we will get diarrhea

I gotta say also like I'm kind of upset now after eating these grapes because trying to eat these regular grapes

I was totally okay with the regular grapes before, but now I'm like oh my God

What is this swill, this peasant food?

If I hadn't tried these grapes these would have been amazing grapes the thing is it's only context

Exactly. So you know with wine pairing where you have a glass of white wine

And you try a tomato slice and then you take a sip of the wine and you try

with this chocolate and when you do that the wine changes in your mouth

It tastes different like coffee the same thing as well with this procedure

What we need to do is never try these grapes ever again

Oh my God

Just go back to the "normal grapes" and the normal grapes are going to be fine again

Yeah in comparison between these two. It's a terrible idea. I wonder what else you can do with these grapes instead of just eating, like, grapes

Welcome back to Martina's Midnight Munchies, tonight I will be making a deconstructed

Peanut butter Sandwich, it's deconstructed because instead of jelly

I will be using the world most expensive grape to act in place of the jelly and it's also

deconstructed because our full budget to make anything for the rest of the month is deconstructed because this grape is so expensive

Anywho what you're going to need is a tiny jar of peanut butter

And you're also gonna need to go to the store, go ahead and pick up the smallest loaf of bread you can possibly find

Let's get started first

You're going to need to unwrap your bread and cut yourself some thin slices of toast that will be perfect size for your grape

Next up go ahead and pick a grape off the stem

Just one, and we're going to slice it as thinly as we possibly can we're looking for around three to four

wafer thin slices of grape

We have half a grape left over which is around three dollars or so,

Oh

All right, man. :|

OH GOD

So good! So good grapes!

I should have cut- so there's two right. I should have made more grape cuts.

You're just making one sandwich right now.

So am I eating the sandwich?

S: I'm eating the sandwich M: I'm not sharing the sandwich with you. So I should have made two sandwichs

Oh uh...

I mean...

M: I'm the chef, So S: Because the part of these videos is really crucial M: true true (S:I eat the sandwich)

M: I'm just gonna eat the sandwich

M: I hear you x2 Alright x3

Uh-huh. I'm still eating the sandwich. :) Gently spread the peanut butter onto the bread, making sure you coat all areas of it

Just like that, and if you're using smooth peanut butter go ahead and throw that out

You should be ashamed with yourself gently place the layers of thinly sliced jelly

Two might actually be perfect.

S: Let's be wild and go for three

M: Should we be wild and go for three?

S: Let's just be *wild* and go for three.

I'm going for a third slice

And we're going to just serve that up like this

Think it'll be real nice with just a nice cup of coffee on the side and there you go

deconstructed peanut butter

sandwich it took like ten seconds to make and it probably costs around three to four dollars

Maybe more than that, Simon how much do you really think this sandwich costs?

S: If those are $150 grapes (M: yep), and we got maybe 40 grapes there M: you can actually count

There's four bunches per thingy let's count together