-[ Laughs ] -I´m still shaken to the core.

-Oh, I thought you were just kidding, okay.

-Not my mother. -Right.

-I saw mother the other night, like it´s our mother.

-Oh, thank you for seeing it. -No, your movie "Mother."

-Yeah, it´s very -- it´s hard to watch.

-Yeah, we don´t have the same -- we´re not brother and sister.

[ Laughter ]

You´re the daddy. No.

-I thought you were being Andy Cohen. Okay, anyway.

-No, yeah. No, I saw the movie --

your movie last night directed by Darren Aronofsky,

which is a coincidence.

I grew up with an Aaron Daranoski [ Laughs ]

-Oh, really? -No relation.

-Oh, and --

No, I saw this move last night and I am still shaking.

I don´t know what I went through.

-[ Chuckles ] Yeah, I know.

-How did you act in this?

Did you take a giant vacation after this role?

This is insane. -I mean, I´ve already said this.

I don´t know if people know about this.

I got to such a low point, in the film, emotionally,

like, I was going to such a dark place

that eventually I had to bring in the Kardashians in.

Not in person, obviously. -That happens.

No, no that happens they do that for people.

-Yeah. -Yeah, they show up.

It´s like a party bus. they show up, like,

"We´re here to cheer you up. what´s up.

-Oh, my God. -You know Khloe, Kendall,

they go though the whole family. -Oh, my God,

-No, we -- we I had to do this one scene

that like, I had never gone that, like,

you know, that "dark" before,

I don´t want to sound like my craft,

but I had never done something that horrifying.

So I started getting scared like a couple of days before

and I was like, "I needed a tent just to be away

from all the extras because so I didn´t know

what I would do. -Yeah.

-And then eventually, you know,

one Kardashian came and then another Kardashian came.

-It´s like a clown car They all come out of one car.

-But it was just a computer that was playing

"The Kardashians" and it had head shots,

and it also little notes of, like,

to me from them that I had written.

-Yeah, of course. Yeah. just like, just to keep you happy.

-Yeah. -A happy tent.

-Yeah, which I can´t share any of them,

because I don´t want to offend anybody but just like

my own personal thoughts. -But they make you happy?

-I don´t know. -Yeah, because I´m watching you.

I´m going, "This is just insane

for one person to do all this.

You´re so good. -Oh, thank you.

-You´re so talented. -Thanks.

And I´m just like I feel for you,

and I´m like, "I don´t know how much I can take."

-I know, my whole family is going to see it tomorrow,

and I´m really scared.

I´m like, really worried

about my brother seeing it.

-Oh, it is bizarre.

We saw it, and we had an awesome sound system.

The place was rattling because sound is a very --

I would say is one of your co-stars in this film.

Would you agree? -Totally. yeah.

The design, the amount of effort that Aaron

put into the sound design was really grade A.

-Tell him he did a great job

from like it´s from me -Okay, I will.

-I think I know what I´m talking about.

It starts off, and you just hear every creek,

and every little thing and I go, "Okay."

And by the end, it is...

I don´t -- I hate to -- I don´t even know

what to tell people about the movie.

-I don´t really know what to tell people either.

I´ve gone between not saying anything

and just telling everybody everything.

-Just go see it.

Just go see it. and not know anything.

That´s what I did. -Or you can google

all the times I´ve just spilled the entire plot.

-No, don´t. We won´t do that here.

-There´s many of them. -But you guys, Javier Bardem

and you --

He´s a writer, and you have this remote house

in the middle of nowhere, and then and a strange dude --

-That represents Earth.

[ Laughter ]

-You´re spoiling a little bit.

-I know, I know, I know.

I really can´t help it. -Stop it.

-I know but I feel like the metaphors are so good.

-Don´t tell people what to think.

No don´t. -Cause people don´t, don´t know.

-The metaphors, yeah. I know. They do. They get the metaphors.

-You sound just like Darrenofsky.

-Aaron Darrenoksi? -Darrenofsky.

-Oh, Darrenofsky, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I knew him, too.

His parents owned a car wash. Ofsky´s car wash.

[ Light laughter ]

-[ Laughs ]

-I don´t know what to say.

A stranger comes to the door.

it´s Ed Harris... -Mm-hmm.

-...and things just get weird. -Yeah.

-It gets insane. -Yeah.

They almost get biblical.

-Yeah. I was going insane watching it.

I go, "This is the most -- wow.

-I know. -It´s beautifully shot.

-When I saw it with an audience, I felt like,

really shook afterwards, and I pulled Darren aside.

I was like, "This is a mistake." We took it too far.

And then like, he was like, "What?"

And then 30 minutes later I was like, "Ah, no."

-You were singing -- you were you singing Christmas carols?

You were trying to play Christmas music

to keep you happy? -That was...

Yeah, after I would do a scene and I would try to --

or if we were doing rehearsals, anytime I didn´t want to feel

too much or -- this again. Feel so like so like --

But if I didn´t want to feel something

or if I was feeling something gross

and I wanted to get out of it,

I would listen to Bruce Springsteen´s

"Santa Claus Is Comin´ to Town."

So there was this one -- I would be crying on,

like, an apple box in the corner like,

♫ [ Sobbing ] Santa Clause is comin´ to town ♫

[ Sobbing continues ] -[ Laughs ]

♫ You better watch out ♫

♫ You better not cry ♫

♫ You better not pout, I´m telling you why ♫

♫ Santa Claus is comin´ to town ♫

It makes you happy. It makes you happy, yeah.

You got to get us some Herb Alpert on your playlist

cause that makes you happy as well.

-God, I wish that just happened in life.

where you just started singing and --

-Yeah, that does. It did just happen.

-It did, yeah, this is life.

-This is life. -I forgot.

I want to show a clip of "Mother!"

-Okay. -Not, again, not our mother.

This is the movie "Mother!"

Here´s Jennifer Lawrence in "Mother!"

Take a look at this. Whew.

[ Chimes jingle softly ]

[ Floor creaking ]

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Glass shatters ] -[ Gasps ]

[ Floor creaks ]

[ Chimes jingle softly ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

-What! That´s what I´m talking about!

I know!

That´s the whole movie.

-I wasn´t paying attention. -Don´t pay attention.

Oh, my gosh. -My brother is really

sensitive to scary things. He can´t even watch the trailer.

-It was just... -He was scared of oompa loompas.

-People are freaked out, right now.

[ Laughter ]

So then -- so you´re coming on the show,

and I´m so excited you´re coming on.

Then we hear from Matt.

-Matt! -Matt!

That you want to challenge me

to an axe throwing competition.

-Yeah. -Now, what is this story?

Where did this start? Have you ever done it?

-It´s not much of a story.

-No. -It was...

-You just thought it would be fun to do it.

-...I went to a bar with one of my brothers

in Kentucky called Flying Axes, and I threw axes and drank beer.

-The bar is called -- the bar is called Throwing...?

-It´s called Flying Axes. -You drink and throw axes?

-[ Laughing ] Yeah.

-What is wrong with people. -Yeah.

-Oh, my goodness. -[ Laughs ]

-I can´t believe you did that.

-On second thought, it should be more like

a tea or coffee place. -Yeah, no beverages.

Just throw axes. -But I had a lot of fun.

And so I thought we would have fun.

-You´re the best. I´m going to do it.

When we come back... -I just really don´t want you

to win. Eh.

[ Laughter ]

I don´t want that. -Oh, my God that character.

"I just don´t you to win. Eh."

-I don´t´ have any money but can I just have it.

-And you´re like waiting for me to say something.

I´m going to win. yeah.