"What's Wrong With These Signs? Signs"

[Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs" plays]

[singers on recording] - Blocking out the scenery

Breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the signs?

Signs, signs everywhere are signs

[guitar solo]

- [chuckles]

All right, this comes from Cathy Martinez

from New Braunfels?

Texas? Is that right, Braunfels?

"We were driving cross-country and came across this sign."

Says, "Restrooms out of odor."

[audience laughter]

I don't know if that's supposed to be

a good thing or a bad thing, or--

Even the exclamation points are confused.

They're excited and then sad at the same time.

Like "Aah! Uhh.."

You should be glad it's out of odor, I think.

[audience laughter]

Julie Lovejoy from Centreville, Virginia:

"I saw this license plate at the mall.

"I think they meant to say 'fun kids,'

but that's not what I saw."

"Effin' kids."

[audience laughter]

[laughter and applause]

[cheers and applause]

Those effin' kids. [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

Yeah. [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

That's interesting, Clint Eastwood

has the same license plate.

[audience laughter]

That's good, though-- you tell your kids,

"FN means 'fun.'"

That way, when you're in the car,

you can still complain about the effin' traffic.

[audience laughter]

R--Racann... [says nonsense syllables]

[audience laughter]

Rackan Dehabra, from Ontario, Canada--

I'm so sorry, Racann, Rackan.

I don't know what-- Dehabra.

Dehabreh. Deheebra.

[audience laughter]

D-A-H-A-B-R-E-H.

Dahabreh. [laughs]

"This is a sign on a platform at a bus station."

[audience laughter and reaction]

You know, I didn't think you could make--

[audience laughter]

Didn't think you could make a bus station

any dirtier, but they did.

[audience laughter] Thanks for sending those in.

If you see a sign that's not quite right,

please send it to me.