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WAIT, I WATCH "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" ALL THE TIME AS I'M SURE
YOU, DO WE LOVE HIM.
>> YES.
>> Kristen: YOU WERE ON ONE TIME
AND HAD THE FUNNIEST SEGMENT.
YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE OBSESSED
WITH "STAR WARS."
>> YEAH.
>> Kristen: DID YOU KNOW THAT
TODAY IS NATIONAL HOLIDAY, MAY
THE 4th BE WITH YOU.
MAY 4th.
MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU.
YOU LOVE "STAR WARS."
>> SO MUCH.
>> Kristen: YOU TOLD A STORY
ABOUT HOW YOU INVITED MARKHAM
MILL TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
>> YEAH, I DID.
I BELIEVE IT WAS MY 2nd BIRTHDAY
PARTY.
I BELIEVE IT WAS "EMPIRE STRIKES
BACK" WAS COMING OUT.
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT
WHOLE SEASON AROUND WHEN "EMPIRE
STRIKES BACK" CAME OUT.
AND SO I WROTE HIM A LETTER
INVITING HIM TO MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY.
>> Kristen: DID YOU THINK HE WAS
REALLY GOING TO COME?
>> I DID.
I DID.
>> Kristen: SO CUTE.
>> I THOUGHT AT LEAST IF HE GOT
IT AND HE WAS ABLE TO, IF HIS
SCHEDULE WAS CLEAR.
>> Kristen: RIGHT, OF COURSE.
>> HE WAS PROBABLY GOING TO
COME, RIGHT?
>> Kristen: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
IF HE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING ELSE
THAT DAY --
>> NO.
>> Kristen: HE'D BE LIKE, I'M
GOING TO HIT THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY
UP.
I'M GOING TO HIT THIS
2-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY UP.
>> LET ME GET THE JET.
I GOT TO GET UP TO SANTA CRUZ
AND HIT THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
>> Kristen: BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW.
>> HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REMEMBER NOT BEING LIKE
CRUSHED OR ANYTHING.
IT WAS FINE.
I KNEW HE MUST HAVE BEEN
INCREDIBLY BUSY.
>> Kristen: YEAH.
>> BUT THEN IT WAS -- I GUESS IT
WAS LIKE TWO YEARS --
[ "STAR WARS" THEME MUSIC
PLAYING ]
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>> OH, NO.
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>> [ BLEEP ].
>> Kristen: WHOO!
♪
♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> Kristen: THANK YOU FOR
COMING!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> [ BLEEP ].
HOLY [ BLEEP ].
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS CHECKING MY DIARY AND THAT
WEEK I HAD TWO OTHER BIRTHDAYS,
A BAR MITZVAH, AND A SUPERMARKET
OPENING.
>> THIS REALLY IS ONE OF THE --
ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY
LIFE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
FOR REAL.
>> Kristen: WE WANTED TO GET YOU
SOMETHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT.