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  • WAIT, I WATCH "JIMMY KIMMEL

  • LIVE" ALL THE TIME AS I'M SURE

  • YOU, DO WE LOVE HIM.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Kristen: YOU WERE ON ONE TIME

  • AND HAD THE FUNNIEST SEGMENT.

  • YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE OBSESSED

  • WITH "STAR WARS."

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Kristen: DID YOU KNOW THAT

  • TODAY IS NATIONAL HOLIDAY, MAY

  • THE 4th BE WITH YOU.

  • MAY 4th.

  • MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU.

  • YOU LOVE "STAR WARS."

  • >> SO MUCH.

  • >> Kristen: YOU TOLD A STORY

  • ABOUT HOW YOU INVITED MARKHAM

  • MILL TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?

  • >> YEAH, I DID.

  • I BELIEVE IT WAS MY 2nd BIRTHDAY

  • PARTY.

  • I BELIEVE IT WAS "EMPIRE STRIKES

  • BACK" WAS COMING OUT.

  • I REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT

  • WHOLE SEASON AROUND WHEN "EMPIRE

  • STRIKES BACK" CAME OUT.

  • AND SO I WROTE HIM A LETTER

  • INVITING HIM TO MY BIRTHDAY

  • PARTY.

  • >> Kristen: DID YOU THINK HE WAS

  • REALLY GOING TO COME?

  • >> I DID.

  • I DID.

  • >> Kristen: SO CUTE.

  • >> I THOUGHT AT LEAST IF HE GOT

  • IT AND HE WAS ABLE TO, IF HIS

  • SCHEDULE WAS CLEAR.

  • >> Kristen: RIGHT, OF COURSE.

  • >> HE WAS PROBABLY GOING TO

  • COME, RIGHT?

  • >> Kristen: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

  • IF HE WASN'T DOING ANYTHING ELSE

  • THAT DAY --

  • >> NO.

  • >> Kristen: HE'D BE LIKE, I'M

  • GOING TO HIT THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY

  • UP.

  • I'M GOING TO HIT THIS

  • 2-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY UP.

  • >> LET ME GET THE JET.

  • I GOT TO GET UP TO SANTA CRUZ

  • AND HIT THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.

  • >> Kristen: BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW.

  • >> HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • I REMEMBER NOT BEING LIKE

  • CRUSHED OR ANYTHING.

  • IT WAS FINE.

  • I KNEW HE MUST HAVE BEEN

  • INCREDIBLY BUSY.

  • >> Kristen: YEAH.

  • >> BUT THEN IT WAS -- I GUESS IT

  • WAS LIKE TWO YEARS --

  • [ "STAR WARS" THEME MUSIC

  • PLAYING ]

  • >> OH, NO.

  • >> [ BLEEP ].

  • >> Kristen: WHOO!

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

  • >> Kristen: THANK YOU FOR

  • COMING!

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> [ BLEEP ].

  • HOLY [ BLEEP ].

  • THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

  • >> I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR

  • BIRTHDAY.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • I WAS CHECKING MY DIARY AND THAT

  • WEEK I HAD TWO OTHER BIRTHDAYS,

  • A BAR MITZVAH, AND A SUPERMARKET

  • OPENING.

  • >> THIS REALLY IS ONE OF THE --

  • ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY

  • LIFE.

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • FOR REAL.

  • >> Kristen: WE WANTED TO GET YOU

  • SOMETHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT.

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