It's a game where apparently you're a little girl and you walk around doing

...

stuff..

I don't know it sounds like probably one of the more interesting premises I've ever heard of

so ummm...

yeah.

Let's give it a shot.

I hate dreaming of my mom sometimes too.

It's a little strange.

Hmm.

All right.

Oh

I move in a 3D space.

That's good.

And I can kick cans?!

Nice,

I have a lighter?!

Nice!

Oh... I can trip on the cans too

Ahh.. that's awkward.

Alright. Come on.

Let's go kid.

Oh..

Can I climb these boxes?

No. Aright.

Come on, kid.

Making a mess.

Kick the can.

All right.

Well,

probably one of the best games of 2017 so far.

I'l take it.

This.

*gasp*

It's the bonfire. So if I die, I'll come here.

That's the guess.

Um..

Touch it.

*sounds of struggling*

Is that..?

ahhh..

Forward.

Oh..

ahh..

You just gotta press the buttons until they feel right.

Shit.

I'm really glad little girls have lighters.

I didn't have a lighter when I was a little boy, so

Shit just got different.

What?

Oh...

Sorry. I was walking into the wall apparently.

Now I'm wet.

Keep going.

My feet are probably cold-

Oh?

Okay.

Well the atmosphere is really up there.

Its got wet.

Its got dark.

And one can say it's lit.

That's not a dad joke.

Put this out,

don't wanna waste your fuel.

Hmm.

What's that?

Hello?

Take it.

Nice!

I'm literally a thief now.

Come with me, little friend.

C'mon.

Oh! I can dump its body.

Aw man.

Can I jump?

Oh

*hard gasp*

No! *disappointment*

I fucked it.

Damn

Aw well....

You?

Cigarette Butts?

you don't want those.

You wanna smell them?

Smell what the smell of regret is.

Yeah that's right get in the bucket.

Apparently I can't-

I can't pull this either.

But can I take this?

You are SO weak.

You can't even move things your size.

The light's gone...

Hello ?

This one can move, right?

No. *sad*

You.

Okay...

Alright. I'll just leave.

I'm sad I broke my shrine thing, but...

Ehh... It is what it is.

Why are things so tall and why is that man dead?

Toilet paper.

*giggle*

*sighs* What's this?

No.

You-You want the note, right?

Wanna look at?

I'm stepping on it.

Nope. That's trying to burn it

You wanna-You wanna read it?

Think about it?

You wanna kick his feet?

Big shoes.

Steal them.

okay

I-

I wanna make sure I'm not able to-

hang on.

Lighter, jump, grab,sprint, crouch, and slide...

Okay.

Nope. Not missing anything, but I have learned that I can look around.

And I can press this to do that.

Wait a sec.

hmm..

Well...

I tried a little thing

tried my best.

And I can Sprint like this.

And I covered- Oh that's smart.

Now.

If-

Alright.

Take my can.

Let's go.

Wait a second.

Don't mind me.

I need this chair.

Come on.

It's real shame I can't read your last will and testament.

But I didn't even know you in the first place so I guess it's not a huge loss.

Sorry, Pal.

You were probably my dad.

You were just like, "How the hell

did I make something so small?"

And you just gave up.

Dad, you should've kept going man.

Growth spurts happen.

Hang on.

Can I-?

yep

Oh that's how throwing works.

Alright, so...

You hold the button down

And it throws it farther.

Ok, cool.

Gotcha.

So I'll just take it with me when I leave.

Nice.

Here we go.

Come on, T.P

Shit is useful.

*struggle*

Come on.

No... come here. Let's go.

close the Door

In case any Amnesia Grunts come

Don't want to deal with that shit.

Can I light this on fire?

I just thought about this.

Burn it

Burn it

Okay.

Well, you can't say I didn't try.

Umm...take...okay.

I found some...toilets?

A fridge!

I can not push this.

This is far too big.

Should probably turn this on.

Maybe I can get up there though.

Come on.

Yeah, this is looking like I'm gonna have to leave you friend.

Yeah, it was a good T.P.

Later, Homie.

Never mind, I'm stupid.

Do I move this?? I...there's no way.

Can I open it?

Whoa!

There was a mini pyramid head!

I can climb you, huh? All right.

And then there's feet in there, or shoes.

Another pair that I won't be able to get, apparently.

Alright so this is i'm getting like it's a

Three

Plane movement I'm sorry Third plane movement

3D 3d dimension a movement i don't know man It Reminds me of video game and This is Better version of it

What the Hell is this

I

Thought It Was gonna be a pet all right I'm sorry It Just it's

video Games

Gosh Leave Me alone Demon

Stay Over There

Turn This valve and i Really Now Just Messing Around Like grab the Dilys

Oh there's Another One over here leave me alone?

That Chest not sponge But There's a Thing Here

Thank God i stole Mom's lighter oh i made it we're Good

and i Climb this oh

Am i pulling This you're so brave and powerful now

Like This no it's another pyramid oh Shit

Turn on the light oh god Damn it video Games

Avoid the problems of winning the problems

Get Away from the problems

There's a Lot of a Lot of Them there are the bunch of leeches

It's like a Month twitch.tv Slash Television It's not Even a Thing

leave

Damn

Whoo all right What is this oh?

This Is a Lightning all right i

Bonfires Lit I'm Ready My Humanity Is set

What other References can i make praise the sun

All Right That's Good enough i think i've met My quota

Let'S see here bucks okay another

Fellow

Take This with me it's very Dark probably a Bad idea Let me Just Throw This

Good enough For me i

Hope i find a Flashlight One day This Shit is heck is small or maybe

Two Lighters

That Would Be great i

Can't Go this Way i'll die under This one

All right i remember the trailer Where's the chef Thing?

Is that gonna Turn Out to be my father

i'll fight Him i

want to fight Him really Badly Actually i think i could do that some Like David and Goliath Shit i

Get to beat David

But I'm a Girl you can call me dave etta

Turn it

Light Dude This is sick i can see everything oh?

Fuck no wait

Don't fuck

Damn

Alright i think i gotta do what My gut instinct told me and that is Jump across it

It's very Dangerous

but i'll do It i'll do It Right Now even

Test Your Fears

Yeah all right i'll do It do It free you dad

How does the guy that died right sure Let's pretend but

Go Go don't. Break it

Easiest name i can slide

They Should Have done that Through The door that Would have Been so cool really

I'd have Been so cool but Now i just did normal Stuff That's Boring God dammit pyramids

anyThing Else in there no Just stuff

Fair Enough That Was cool at least

Hello

Is that Plot Sound i hear

Alright Sounds Great oh wow there's a Thing Up there

Heck Yeah That Looks like Plot

I'm coming

Pulling Some rapunzel Shit i said Rapunzel That's a Better name Anyway

Fuck the Original That Shit sold

What he speaks in that language anymore there's this Sink

Breaking can I do That

No

Like This

Alright so i don't think it's really Much Of a Checkpoint so much as It Is a Safe point Jump in the Water

your feet Feel Nourished

That Sign Was missing ah is this the Point

Hello rats

Yeah sir can i take One of these and i Reach Down take one no

All right i get this oh?

I can move it

All Right

Beef Shouldn't even Be in this Room Anyway

you Should Be in the bathroom i don't know Why the hell they Kept it in the frickin

What is the oh wait never Mind

That is the bathroom those are Toilets

You were right The Whole time i'm an Asshole trying to read daiquiri for no Goddamn reason

Screw me That's gonna Kill me?

I

Don't want to die that's life

We're in the crapshoot no can i pick Up one of these and go inside

No probably for the best. Oh?

Wait Look Around oh, oh oh i

Got a Tip because i'm stupid a tip all right I'M Guessing That's Why i needed this

Come on redecoration Box

There you

i like that he moves Slightly Faster When you get momentum like Real Things

This is probably The best Room i've ever seen so far can i get on the seesaw probably yes

Am i going to need to make some Weights come with me blocks?