...meaning white people

because...

I really think that white people are from like another planet

because when we came to America

it was so nice

it was just Indians

and they weren't even Indians!

we called them that by accident

and we still call them that!

like we knew in a month that it wasn't Indians

but we just don't give a shit

we never corrected

we came here

They were like: - Hi!

And we're like: - Hey, you're Indians, right?

And they're like: - No.

- No, this is India, right?

- No, it's no... It's totally other place.

- You're not Indians?

- No.

- Eargh, you're Indians.

"You're Indians" for hundreds of years after

We ruined everything here. This was the great...

It was just coast-to-coast just green and brown, and beautiful

and

all the humans were just walking around

With painted faces just walking

And they'd be like: - Oooh, that looks yummy

and they'd just eat from the ground

and then they'd sleep on the grass

and they wake up, and they fuck

and then they'd go for a swim, and do a little dance

That was the whole continent with just folks doing THAT.

I mean there's people in Mexico cutting off kids heads

and rolling them down the pyramid stairs

but that's...

I mean...

That's...

That's always going on.

What are you gonna?

You know, you can't...

You can't do a whole lot about that.

I think we came from another planet

and the reason is because we don't like it here

I mean why, if we're from here, if we belong on Earth

why aren't we comfortable

on Earth at all?

we need nice smooth surfaces

and right angles

and we need it to be cool

and not too hot

just a little

that's

just

perfect

why wouldn't, when it's hot

why wouldn't we just: - Yeah, fuck it

why wouldn't we be like that?

if we belong here?

it's weird because people that are

urgh... whatever you call...

there's environmentalists

and then there's people who are whatever

they just

they hate environmentalists

But that's why people get angry at environmentalists

because they think that it's slowing down the economy

and creating restrictions

and a LOT of these people are Christian

a lot of these people are very devout Christians

and that's such a confusing thing to me

that if you believe

that God gave you the Earth

that God created the earth for YOU

why would you not be...

have to look after it?

Why the fuck?

Why would you not think that when He came back

He wouldn't go

- What the fuck did you do?

I gave this to you, motherfucker

Are you crazy?

The polar bears are brown!

What did you...

What did you do to the polar bears?

Did you shit all over every polar bear?

What did you...

Who did this?! Who spilled this shit? Who spilled this?

Come over... Did you fucking spill this?

What is that?

- It's oil...

it's just some oil

I didn't mean to spill

- Well WHY did you take it out of the fucking ground?

- Coz I wanted to go

Well I'm not... It's not...

I'm not

and I was cold

- What the fuck you mean cold?!

I gave you everything you needed you piece of shit

- Well, coz jobs and...

I wanted a

- What is a job?

Explain to me, what's a fucking job?

- You go to like... You work at a place

and people call when their game doesn't work

and you help them figure it out

- What do you do that for?

- For money

- What do you need money for?!

- Food

- Just eat the shit on the floor

I left shit all over the floor

Fucking corn and wheat and shit

Ground it up and make some bread. What are you doing?

- Yeah, but it doesn't have like

bacon around it

and like

I like when it has like

like bacon on it