James: Welcome to Drunk Disney, where we drink watching Disney movies, and tell you what we learn from them.

Chelsea: This week's movie, released in 1961, is 101 Dalmatians

It was animated with a weird new animation technique that Walt Disney hated.

Dave: Today's guest is musician/youtuber Ali Spagnola!

(cheers)

Ali: Today's drinking game is brought to us by AnnaBanana,

and we're gonna be drinking every time we're confused by how the animal society works.

Do they have a bicameral legislation?

It sounds like we're already confused.

To Walt?

To Walt!

Let's watch some Disney.

(cheers)

"That's my pet, Roger."

J: Wait, the guy is the dog's pet?

A: Are you confused? J: Yeah!

C: Who pays the taxes?

A: To the dog IRS.

"It was plain to see that my ol' pet needed someone."

A: Oh he's trying to hook him up. He's playing dog Tinder right now!

D: I like how the pets and the owners look alike.

A: I don't. 'Cause literally 'cause of this movie, I won't get a bulldog.

A: I want a bulldog but I'm worried that I'm just gonna get wrinkly and fat.

D: I don't think you transform into your dog.

J: No dude, she used to be a black guy.

"Well, now that's a bit more like it."

A: He has a very good grasp on English language

J: Well, he's British. They invented it.

A: They paint him as this starving musician. J: Yet he can afford this big ass apartment in the city.

C: This apartment now, no one even lives in it because it's just owned by an investor from overseas.

D: I don't remember this movie having British accents at all. I've like Americanized the movie in my memories.

J: Well that's a good call for my DRINK ATTACK! Everyone: Ohhhh!

J: To "Young Americans".

A: This is cute. How do I orchestrate this?

J: First you need two very expensive purebred dalmatians...

J: Roger looks like he's from a newspaper cartoon right now.

A: That's it? D: Now they're married? A: What?!

A: They just yada yada yadaed their whole relationship?

J: That pond was full of molly and they just immediately fell in love.

J: I like how there's no one else at that wedding. Like they have no family? or friends?

C: They were dressed up like it was a funeral.

J: That priest just like finished this ceremony and went and buried a guy.

D: So the dogs kind of have like an arranged marriage then.

♪ "Di dum da da diiim" ♪ ♪ "Ta-tum-ti-ta-tum" ♪

J: It's not staccato.

J: It's Angela Lansbury.

A: What, but wait, how is he a starving musician and has a maid?

C: I think Anita's old money. A: No wonder he wifed that immediately.

C: I bet that Anita's parents disapprove of Roger.

"Must be Cruella, your dearly devoted old schoolmate."

J: I can't believe they're old college mates, I always thought Cruella was her boss.

J: But like, does Cruella look the same age as Anita? No.

J: Probably 'cause she's smoking all that meth.

A: I remember thinking: "Oh, you can still be awesome when you're old"

D: I like that Roger was basically like: "Oh shit, you're annoying friend is over."

J: "I'm gonna go get drunk in the attic."

A: I like that he plays the trombone. J: He can play like every instrument.

A: He could be a one gal band

J: Oh! Check out One-Gal band on AliSpagnola's YouTube channel.

J: Aw, that cupcake was five dollars!

C: Why does Anita let her come over?

J: Yeah, she leaves and they have to air out the house for a week.

D: What'd she come over for? J: She had to ash her cigarette.

C: Pongo is just watching them. (laughs) He's like: "Ok, I know this is when I'm supposed to leave the room"

J: I wish Lucy would get the hint.

D: Wait, so she is preggers right now.

A: I feel like she is like the dog version of... J: Octomom?

C: No one makes octomom jokes anymore.

C: Aw, man. Did they have to do it underneath that stove too?

J: "Pongo I just loaded that bowl"

"Eleven puppies, Pongo boy."

D: That is one fertile dog. J: Yeah, Pongo's got some good swimmers in him.

J: Aw, it's a little dead puppy. C: Man, what if they actually really committed to that?

C: That was like the end of the scene. Where he's like: "That's just one of those things." Fade to the next scene.

A: They would now. Pixar just opens with like "Hey, everyone's dead, everything's awful."

D: I feel like CPR has come a long way.

C: Rub that puppy. J: Rub that puppy.

"Nanny"

J: He doesn't even know the nanny's name. They just call her nanny.

C: They just call her nanny!

J: Why did we give her a key?

"They're mongrels. No spots!" "They'll get their spots!"

J: Nanny, shut the fuck up.

A: What animal is she wearing? C: It looks like it's made of a ninetails.

D: What's her hair made out of?

A: Which part of it's real? Does she dye her hair black on one side or does she bleach it?

A: She's actually a redhead. (laughs)

C: It's funny 'cause now he's a dog too. J: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

D: Drink attack! (Oh!!)

C: I just want to be Cruella de Vil though. J: Nooo.

A: She's such a badass, and she has keys to everyone's door.

J: I imagine that the mayor gave her the key to the city for some reason.

D: Or maybe she just is the mayor. To mayor De Vil!

J: ♪ To mayor De Vil ♪ A: Who voted for her?

C: That's like the midquel I want, Disney.

D: Wait isn't Thunderbolt a Disney movie? J: Bolt is. (gasps)

A: Oh my god, there's a fat one! C: He's my favorite! Rolly?

J: Why is this programming seemingly catered towards dogs? I don't understand that.

C: To Rolly! "I'm hungry mamma. I really am."

C: Does Pluto call Mickey his pet?

A: What is your guys– I feel like I'm asking experts.

A: The like long-standing question about Pluto like, being a dog, but also, Goofy's a dog and talks.

J: Pluto's a dog, Goofy's a goof. D: Goofy is its own species. A: Ohhh!

A: Oh, like um, Gonzo D: Who's Gonzo? J: Hunter S. Thompson.

C: ♪ Kanine Krunchies are for me! ♪ J: ♪ We love the cruuuunch ♪

A: One again, confused by someone made commercials to cater to the dogs?

C: To Kanine Krunchies! They're for me!

C: Just send your parents' social security number to this address.

D: I want Nickelodeon magazine please. C: Nickelooooodeon!

A: That's so familiar and so distant in my brain.

A: ♪ Write to me, Stick Stickly, PO Box 963 ♪

D: Oh my god. I can't believe you know Stick Stickly's home address.

J: Dude, I even have his email address. D: Whaaat?

J: I send him stick pics (laughs)

A: I think it's ridiculous that these guys then later got cast in Home Alone.

D: There are way not enough puppies for this movie's title to be it's title.

A: This was a clickbait.

A: They look like the number 10 when they're standing next to each other.

[Off Camera] Joel: We got a Chat Attack!

J: OH GOD

J: To Cruella as a furry!

C: Modern Day Cruella has a DevientArt account and takes commissions.

A: Oh my god, look where she lives! I definitely wanna be her.

A: What, is she just having candies in bed?! She's living the dream!

J: She has a devil phone?

J: She also has like cheekbone spurs.

D: Did you see that spoon next to her bed?

J: What is *that* for?

A: That's how she keeps her figure.

J: No time to eat when you're chasin' that dragon.

A: Alright I'm calling a Drink Attack 'cause I wanna Snapchat it.

A: And we're doin' a Snapchat Drink Attack, cheers! (Ayyy)

C: I bet Cruella got the idea to make a coat of puppies when she was just in like an opium fugue.

J: What are Jasper and Horace's relationship to Cruella?

C: Toadies?

D: One of 'em's secretary in the governor's office.

J: The other's campaign manager.

J: It's her third one though.

C: Horace and Jasper seem like they should be in Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

J: I wonder if there's like a henchmen administration office that you have to go to

J: and you can like get one tall, skinny one and one short, fat one.

A: On their resumes it's like: "Taking orders"

A: and then the other one's like: "Fucking up orders." (laughs)

J: Wait, so they howl to each other across the ci- I'm confused.

[barking]

J: To the Beacons of Gondor!

D: Whoosh.

C: Would the Scotland Yard for dogs be like the Scotland Backyard?

C: Look at all these Lady and the Tramp dogs!

C: There's Lady.

D: Why are they in like the red-light district?

J: There is a billboard for Kanine Krunchies! C: It's a dog dystopia.

A: That's also the biggest ad, like no way. That should be Coca-Cola.

J: Are you saying you're confused? A: Yes. D: Oh, no.

D: To advertising.

C: Oh the goose's name is Lucyyy! I'll call a Drink Attack to Lucy-

J: OH MY GOD how much are we gonna drink in the span of like 20 minutes?

C: You'll drink when I want you to drink.

C: This is to Lucy the goose!

D: Aww I forgot about Tibbs!

C: I love Sergeant Tibbs.

J: The sequel has Tibbs Xtra.

J: That was a Pibb joke? Is that alright?

D: Drink Attaaaaaack! J: You already- what? [buzzer]

J: We have no Drink Attacks left.

J: You forgot doing your Drink Attack? D: Awwww

D: I'm confused how he became colonel.

A: Was there a war? What happened in this society?

C: Oh hey look what we have! J: What is this, Scab Hands?

J: Oh we got some separation here. A: We got some layering going on.

A: If you guys can see...it's like yellow on the bottom!

J: This is a Thymely Dalmatian. Click here to see how to make this drink

J: in our libations studios from Disembodied Hands.

D: This is by far the best-smelling drink we've ever had.

A: I think it's me actually. Yeah it''s definitely me.

J: To the Great War: Part II

D: WHAT?! How did we miss this? We just went from 17 to 100!

J: It's just like five copy-pastes.

D: Where do you buy eighty-something puppies?

A: Still-Living Coats R Us.

J: It's like twitching while you wear it.

A: What are they watching? D: This is like Disney's first cartoon.

C: Look it, they're us! They're literally Drunk Disney right now.

D: This is very meta.

"Watch me pot His Lordship smack on the conk!"

D: That was the most British thing that has ever been said.

A: That's actually how you say "hello" in Britain.

C: Aww Rolly just wants that sandwich!

C: Oh what a diiick! (laughs)

D: No have you ever tried that though? J: Ash sandwich?

D: Oh...it's disgusting.

C: There'll eventually be a food truck that sells ash sandwiches

C: 'cause they're gonna do every other gimmick.

A: Only the day before Lent though.

J: Dude, her car has some mad control in all that snow.

J: I guess it is like a V16

A: She can dispatch the shovels at any time, she's the mayor.

J: Whoa what was she drinking?! Napalm?

C: Straight-up nail polish remover.

D: Wait, are cats pro-dog? Is the cat helping the dogs? I'm confused.

J: To Tibbs Xtra.

J: What is Horace doing, adjusting his body weight?

"I'll pop 'em on the 'ead, you do the skinnin'"

J: That guy's just trying to be British.

"Grab a torch."

A: He called the flashlight a torch.

D: That's classic Brit. A: Everything's a lift.

A: Walk up the lift there. This lift is filming us.

A: How's your lift? J: Pretty lifty.

A: Brought to you by...

D: I don't get why she didn't want the parent puppies.

C: When they're babies it's a lot softer.

J: It's like veal. They're like the veal of fur.

D: Aww how good do you think a puppy tastes?

J: I like his pink boxers. That's a bold move in 1961.

J: Pongo's talkin' 'bout adopting 84 children, I'm confused how they could even afford that.

J: To Normandy.

C: Oh this guyyy! This majestic dog!

D: Do you think her name is Perdy 'cause it sounds like "pretty?"

J: It's 'cause her mouth is perdy.

C: This scene was really controversial 'cause they drink cow milk.

A: So do people. C: But we don't drink it right from their nipples.