that's the question right there.

- Let's talk about that.

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Good Mythical Morning.

- Now a few months ago, we did a celebrity food taste test

where we mistakenly thought Rachael Ray's dog food

was Larry the Cable Guy's beef stew.

Let me tell you right now,

my beef stew is the next best thing to cat food.

- It is cat food.

- You've eaten cat food before,

tell me brother if this is cat food.

- I love my beef stew, 'cause it tastes

exactly like cat food, mmm, mmm, mmm.

- It was actually dog food, but Larry

- We're sorry. - We know you didn't

make it, so we want to apologize, and to make it up

to you, we have dedicated this entire segment

to getting on your good side.

- Yes, as it turns out, Larry has more than

just catchphrases, good looks, and a cable installation

license, he's actually got a whole bunch

of food products, and we're gonna rank 'em.

It's time for,

- [Link] Dern Tootin' We Be Disputin' Which of Larry's

Foods Are Worth Salutin'.

- Let's be real, as much as we all want to,

we simply cannot allot the majority or our income

every month to Larry the Cable Guy products, it's a reality.

It would be amazing, but irresponsible.

So, if you can't have it all, we at least want to know

what is the best that Larry offers.

- Right, and that's why we have this ranking board here.

Five to one, - Smooth.

- Worst to best.

Five, it don't gits r done.

Four, kinda sorta gits r done.

Three, gits r done pretty good.

Tow, gits r doner.

And one, gits r donest.

- It could be gets r donner, but that, you know,

- Like the reindeer? - Yeah, like the reindeer.

- Alright, let's bring in the first one.

Right off the bat, we got chips.

I'm a lover of chips.

These are interesting because these

are cheeseburger chips.

Wimpy flavors are for sissies,

these flavors will knock out your snack cravings

like a cop kickin' down a trailer door, gitrdone.

I'll tell ya, it doesn't get old.

- Can you say Prilosec, just say it.

- Prilosec. - I just wanna hear it.

- I'm gonna be saying that a lot

after the end of this segment.

- I already know what I feel about these, because,

we actually had a bunch of these in the office,

a big pack of 'em.

- You ate some?

- I've gone through like three bags of these.

- It's crazy. - It tastes like

a freakin' cheeseburger. - Freakin' cheeseburger.

- But you know what, really heavy on the mustard.

- Mustard and pickles.

- If you don't love that on your hamburger

or cheeseburger, you're not gonna love these chips.

- It's pretty strong.

- Let's start right here in the middle,

and then it can move either way.

- Okay, let's move on. - Ooh my goodness.

- This is Larry the Cable Guy spicy chicken batter.

Hey, this spicy chicken batter,

hey, what do you do?

- You sound like you're impersonating my father.

- Hey, this spicy chicken batter's terrific.

- Gitrdone, - But it's even better, what?

- Here, it kinda. - It's in there now?

- It goes. - It gets stuck in

back in there? - Right.

- With a side of blue cheese or ranch dip,

don't forget the french fries,

we didn't forget the french fries, bring 'em in.

We did everything that Larry told us to.

- I don't want to dip it in anything.

I just want to eat the batter first.

- Boy, it looks glorious.

- It's kinda dark.

- You know what, all fried chicken is pretty good.

- Yeah. - I feel like

I've had much better fried chicken.

- Yeah, it's not horrible, Larry.

- I mean, I'm gonna keep eatin' it.

- No one's gonna stop you from gittin' r done.

- I gotta say I had higher hopes.

- It didn't have that wow factor that the chips do,

so it definitely goes below the chips,

I'm gonna put it somewhere over here, but not give it

a specific-- - It's got a little kick

though now that I'm really letting it sit.

- Yeah, it's got a post-taste kick.

Next we've got beer bread.

Hey, this recipe calls for a can of beer,

just be sure to use the beer, not to drink it, ha ha ha.

Of course, you have to be 21 years old to drink.

- It's got a warning on it?

- Yeah, Larry the Cale Guy is a narc,

he is a total narc.

- Now I'm gonna apply butter on this one.

- [Link] All you need is a can of beer, yum.

- So what is beer bread, is it like a--

- It's bread with beer in it, dude, I don't know.

- Is it like a corn situation?

- Don't get philosophical on me.

- I'm not gettin', I'm just--

- This is Larry the Cable Guy's bread, okay.

- Is it corn based?

- We don't need to think too deeply.

We just need to dink it-- - No, it's wheat based.

- And sink it.

It's a wheat bread?

- That is good bread.

- But, what do you mean, is there a but?

- It's still just bread though, you know what I mean?

- I think it's pretty great.

- Really, it's not better than them cheeseburger chips.

- It's not, I predict those cheeseburger chips

are gonna keep creeping up to gittin r donest.

- And, they're more original than this.

- I like this better - It's better

- Than the chicken batter. - Than the chicken batter.

- Hey, hey, jinx.

Now,

we got salmon sliders.

Salmon, number one ingredient.

Soft and moist-eaten dog treats.

Soft and moist-eaten.

I think probably a lot of Larry's foods

probably could have that moniker applied to them.

Soft and moist.

- Grab one of these.

- That was our,

that was a little side project we had for a while.

- Who was soft and who was moist?

It doesn't matter. - Depended on the day.

- Depended on the day. - Committed on the day.

- Now, I will point out that we've got plenty of dogs

running around the mythical place.

- We could let them do this taste test.

- Right, but we can't trust 'em.

- That's right.

They can't speak.

That's not as soft or as moist as Larry made it out to be.

- It's purty dry, Larry.

- Dry and hard doesn't sell very well, though, you know.

Dry and hard for your dog.

- I'm trying to get the salmon.

- It's like coming back together as sal-mon in my mouth.

It started as salmon and it turned into sal-mon.

- I don't know what it is about my taste buds,

but A, I don't taste any salmon,

B, it tastes like a chewable vitamin,

and C, I kinda like it.

I like it better than the chicken.

You got some on your beard, man.

- Think of it as a dog for a second, though.

- I am.

- You're using your dog brain right now?

- I wasn't, but I'm gonna say that I was.

- If you use your dog brain, I think it might be

better than beer bread.

- You wanna put it above the beer bread?

For dogs, it is for dogs.

- Barbara would love this, I already know it,

I'm very in touch with what she thinks.

- I taste the salmon now.

- Yeah, it is good, right.

- Let's move on before I start bringing

it down in the rankings.

- It becomes soft and moist in your mouth,

that's what he didn't tell you.

- Alright, so this one is roadkill seasoned salt.

- Oh no. - So it's not

ground-up roadkill, it's just granulated sea salt,

cayenne pepper, it's marketing.

Oh my goodness, but what is that.

- Link, this is a raccoon.

I don't know where you guys get this stuff.

- He doesn't say to put the seasoning salt on roadkill,

I think it's just marketing, but we gotta give it

a thorough test.

- I don't know even-- - Oh my goodness.

- I mean that's obviously like a leg.

- What the crap. - What do you,

how do you want to go about this?

Just want me to like, just--

- I think I'll grab one of these.

- Oh, you're just gonna,

oh, you're gonna go caveman, okay.

- It's very dark, it looks like liver.

The meat itself, it's like--

- Just do it man.

Now Tess gave us a warning, and she said that the meat

would be very red, and that she did not undercook it.

It's just that raccoons got red meat.

- If it's good enough for Larry, it's good enough for us.

- Uh oh.

- I tell you, if it wasn't for that seasoning--

- The meat took a real turn,

a real hard turn right into a dumpster.

Oh man.

- I'm gonna swallow it, though, and so are you.

We're doing this for Larry.

- I swallowed it.

Man, that is some strong meat.

- Swallowed it.

But, you know what, just lick it, lick the seasoning.

- If you don't want to eat a raccoon,

lick a raccoon. - Just lick it.

Git r licked.

- Oh there's hair.

I just saw hair.

It's kinda spicy. - We're not assessing

raccoon meat, we're assessing the roadkill seasoned salt,

which made, I think somewhere in here,

because it made actual roadkill palatable.

Like I focused in on the saltiness,

and I got through it, baby.

- Yeah, but it's just salt and cayenne pepper

and black pepper.

- Don't pull back the veil.

- I'm saying that I could make this at home.

- Leave the curtain closed.

- And so it loses points for me.

It's a fine product. - That's true

of every condiment, man.

- But it's not true of these.

You can't get these, I'm so addicted to these.

If I ever need to gain weight for a part,

just get me a couple of crates

of Larry the Cable Guy cheeseburger tater chips.

- I'm in agreement, move that to git r donest,

congratulations to the chips.

And to us, because, yeah, pop 'em open

and move that, move that away,

because I'd rather for that not to be here.

And it's pretty cool, Larry's snack sales

benefit his charity, The GitRDone Foundation

that helps children and veterans.

So Larry, thanks for being your mythical best.

- And remember, this episode is not over,

there are three more videos.

Click in the top right corner to see us attempt

expert cuddling positions, or click the link

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