and you will find your soulmate.

#guaranteed.

Anna Kendrick gives us advice we actually need.

What should you say to an ex

that keeps texting you and stalking you on social media?

You should text your ex:

"I set another fire last night, it's starting to make me feel alive.

Oh, sorry, wrong number."

I want to travel the world,

but also I feel like l should start saving my money

because I'm in my late twenties - what should I do?!

You should save your money, not buy anything,

even necessities like toilet paper.

It's a lie, just use leaves from your yard.

Sit on a pile of money,

and die on it and know that you were better.

How do you not act awkward around guys you meet for the first time?

You should imaging that you are...

You have the spirit of Oprah

and the face of James Marsden.

Male or female, doesn't matter.

You know what I'm saying?

And just project that in your daily life.

What do you say to someone who says they aren't hungry,

but then as soon as your plate of fries comes they start eating half of them?

Oh, I've lost friends that way before.

I don't allow that.

I don't stand for that kind of behavior.

What's the best way to start a convo

with someone that you see out and are into?

My opening line is usually looking over at them,

and giving that awkward half smile,

and hoping that they'll come talk to me.

Because the half smile is such that it could be,

"Hi, you seem friendly, and I'm bored."

but also I keep it cool enough that it could be the person right behind them.

I like to keep my feelings protected.

What should you do when you accidentally send a screenshot of a text exchange

to the person you were texting?

You're in a pickle, my friend!

Just say, just start a rumor that there is a glitches on iPhones,

or whatever phone you have.

Create a couple of websites,

log in as a number of people on various forums.

saying "Does anybody else have this problem?

We should write a letter to Steve Jobs ghost." And that's the only solution I can think of.

How do I get my family to stop asking me

when I'm going to get married and have children?

I think you should say that the reason you're not having a baby

is that the water wars are coming

because the world is gonna end.

And that baby will just be food

for somebody's stronger, well equipped baby.

And that should shut them up.