My name-a-Jiyaah-Pewdiepie.

Good meme.

I've had some f--

so many fucking tech difficulties today.

I is-is-s like the twentieth time I tried to fucking do this video.

I'm really fucking excited to play the new Rick and Morty game.

I don't know why I bother doing an intro cause...

.. most likely...

.. it's just not gonna fucking work.

It-it...

.. is it working?

Okay.

I think it's working.

You see what I'm talking about?

The green screen's gonna look shit.

I'm sure the audio's gonna be shit but...

Alright, let's...

.. give it a go.

(morning sound effects)

Oh!

(water dripped on the right)

Morty: Holy crap Rick!

Pewds: Yes!

Morty: Yi-yi-yu-you made a Morty Clone, Rick! (water drips on the right)

Morty: Yi-yi-yu-you made a Morty Clone, Rick!

Pewds: Oh my god! I'm taller than (laughs softly) you. Rick: Yeah, I know. I had to rearrange the-

Rick: -entire garage to do it.

Rick: Morty. Pewds: (chuckles)

Pewds: This is so awesome.

(water dripped behind)

Rick: Morty clone!

Pewds: Woah! Rick: Pay attention-

Pewds:Where did I go? Rick: -to me.

Rick: I need you to take this laundry...

Rick: .. and put it...

Rick: .. in the washing machine. Pewds: Is this bleach?!

Rick: There's instructions on the dry erase board.

Rick: That i put up in the garage here, the dry erase board area.

Rick: You see I wrote instructions on what you're supposed to do- Pewds: *Pukes* AWWW! SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!

Pewds: My bad, let's have some more. I sound like Morty as well,

Rick and Morty: [Inaudible] Pewds: *puking on morty* ahaha!

Morty: Crazy-

Okay we need to put the laundry, got it.

Pewds: *sniffs* Ew! Morty: Wow Rick, he's a regular old Morty clone!

Rick: Ahh, ok good.

WELCOME WELCUM Rick: So now that it's done the laundry, I don't need it anymore. I mean it's pretty much just a

Rick: useless pile of floating heads and hands. Pewds: NO, NO!! *pew* AHH! What the fuck!?

*Brring* *Brring*

Oh my god, this is so cool.. Phone: Looks like you're dead, welcome to purgatory. The devil's not available so...

you get me the devil's secretary, Pewds: What the

fuck? Phone: We weren't actually expecting you to

be dead so soon so, if you don't want to

be dead you can just press that button right on the front of the phone.

Pewds: I can be not.. o- I'm back!! Rick: Hey uhh, over here

Morty clone listen, uhh, had to bring you back

for some really important stuff that I

can't get into right now because me and

Morty have to go. Some stuff's gotten out of hand.

Pewds: What the fuck is happening? This is so cool. Morty: Yeah I mean, we gotta hurry Rick, come on!

Rick: All right listen, I made a teleport

system for you. all you have to do is, you

know. Look in the direction you want to

go in the room, and then click the

trackpad button under your thumb just...

just push the button down and you can

teleport to any part of the room. Pewds: Oh

shit... Whoa! Rick: All right now, one last thing Morty clone.

there's a watch over there on the shelves.

I'm gonna need you to grab the watch and put

it on your wrist. You'll be able to

call me using the watch, this is very

important. All right Morty clone? Pewds: What did

he say? This is so cool, it feels like uhh,

Job Simulator. I think it's the same

developers.. Gun: initiating Noiverse saf-

Initiating Noiverse safety. *pew pew pew*

*pew pew pew* Pewds: Oh Shit!

Why am I doing this??? 'Cause i think this is the...

What does this do?

Ah shit shit!

some alcohol.

how drunk can you get in this game?

Yes! yes! Eww this fucking thing oh

oh this is the gayest thing I've ever

done oh my yes yes yes

oh wow shut up

now why not what's the worst thing that

can happen hey

I'm King Morty

that's

right mothafuckaaas

a fuckin sledgehammer? whoa I don't think I was

supposed to do that...

Why is it so fun to just fuck around?

Oh yeah, the watch! ok.

Rick: Oh, good! You found the watch. you're not as dumb as I thought.

dumb is like nah this is so cool I'll be

Ok use that to call me back once you get the lay of the land.

Felix: What am I supposed to do? yes! what is

this? Mr. Meseeks! *Mr Meeseeks glitches*

Rick: I've modified the Meeseeks so you can't leave the garage.

they should mimic every action you do. except for teleporting of course.

I'm going to call them "Youseeks".

Wait I can activate a bunch of them?

EYYY IT'S ME!

MORE!

Youseek yells "I GOT IT!"

Wait, he can get it? *Youseeks yells "THANK YOU!"* (felix laughs)

Rick: You gotta watch out with those youseeks. they won't appear in the same place as you.

we can't have your matter intersecting with their matter in the same time and space. It's a time cop situation.

Alright clone morty, I'm gonna be receiving a part in the driveway.

R: Now since you can't leave the garage you're gonna have to use some help, so F: *makes a youseek explode and screams*

it's the green and blue box on the shelf, that should help you out.

Even an idiot could figure this one out.

F: EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Giant Testicle: Delivery for Rick.

Ok so I can't go there but I can get the meeseeks to get it for me.

Oh that's cool! Shit, am I gonna throw it to myself? this is so fucking weird.

Catch!

*Clone Morty yelps in pain*

Ahh! what did I just touch??

*explosion in game* OHMYGOD I THINK I DID SOMETHING BAD

Rick: If you're gonna mess with it, at least use it correctly.

Whoa it's- oh shit it's sticky! Oh! Oh no!

I broke it! :(

Rick: Oh great. they don't make them like they used to.

probably a good idea

not to order these off of Lords list.

I'm going to need you to order me another one of

these things, clone Morty.

head over to my workbench and I'll activate my

computer remotely using my remote, uh, device.

Rick: you know what they say: Hammers don't hurt people. People hurt people. hahahahaa.

what is it? let me off this is his mouse

pad ah ok we need to order what the fuck

is this porn now I don't want to get a

goddamn spam everywhere goddamn porn all

I can't be good consult the

troubleshooting guide.

repair my porn infested computer.

great how do I do that? great way to go Colin warned you broke

my computer you really have a delicate

touch we need a new fuse it's probably

down here be careful cologne morning

there's a monster down there not really

dangerous international hahaha i guess

the fuse from this thing okay

look at that the cons first portal don't

be afraid just walk through it this is

so fucking cool whoa bring significant

from up here what about your you're

pretty insignificant in you shut up but

this is so cool Jesus Christ I don't

know what to say I'm speechless this

game is so close no battery charge

batter needs to charge fuck everything

is just fucking broken

uh my microbrews machine clone morning

what the car to happen what is happening

what do I do oh my god wait i shrank I

put it there okay

what is happening sure sure sure what

that spot i'm charging it I got it yeah

yeah okay we got the battery now let's

go through the fucking Florida no wait

you don't need the part oh yeah we do

need the farm fuck how do i get the

portal again right here portal wall

got it portal battery open few i'll save

that one for later stains appears not a

problem and then last but least we need

a new ram a new ram everyone hey you

gotta ran down there he wants food give

me a metal apple and a carrot hammer

what the actual fuck are you smoking ok

I think I saw him there's a hammer good

one break good one where is the carrots

do we have carrots everyone nope that's

not it maybe in the fridge hell yeah ok

I would eat it better alright wants a

metal Apple as well not a problem sir

not a problem now let's just find some

scrap metal castle this game is so

fucking dumb I love it screwed right I

mean whatever it comes with me this is

my black hole cool here you go buddy yay

oh fuck ok all right we got the van done

yeah boy Oh gonna do nice job cold

morning try ordering that device now it

will teleport it over by the laundry

machine once you order it oh yeah that's

can also be a good place to order things

you need Oh amazon guys norfolk on Rick

part wanted by it

chart shows to Jerry Smith oh shit it

there yeah Oh what thank God you got the

part okay took you long enough oh the

part you're holding is of critical

importance you're going to use it to

retrieve an extremely powerful item it's

not going to be easy it's going to be

one of the hardest things I've ever done

and be very confusing it's going to be

very difficult it's going to be really

challenging this shit is about to get

kicked up like 100 notches and when

you're ready for the part of your life

give me a call back on the florists

comment that I made by today okay we got

to gear up mr. horse I want that

painting so bad it's fucking amazing

alright sounds like we're gonna have to

gear up properly I'm gonna have to make

the most deadliest weapon of all time

cucumber hammer I'm ready well that's

all the time you needed to prepare for

your impending them for you in the

portal just correct a new location with

the arrows on the portal ball ever and

then show once you collected it pull the

lever and a portal will open up

automatically for you you're gonna want

to grab the device you but on the

internet you can want to bring that with

you okay ready okay here we go oh where

the fuck am I oh this one is very

challenging part of the team attach the

device to the bottom of the plunger

bottom of the one over and I'm so cool

why am I doing this Gary if the toilet

doesn't flush stop crying great the fuck

is it like maximum better I really do it

you know your Christmas shit hahaha oh

my god they brush my teeth

I don't know why I tried this obviously

it's not interesting okay snail day now

what way to go look it up for you Nick

goes in the bank you know I mean at the

plunger weird up under you can we go

there we go what's the fuck is Rick game

like toilets broken right you can work

again open the toilet tank make sure

there's liquid in the time okay well

there's the wine is how rich people and