Why do I have an Italian accent?

Here we go.

This is gonna be good!

In my kitchen, I don’t play,

I light my open flame,

stove like Gordon Ramsay, I’m a cook, and I’m making soup.

First I add preheated ice,

squeeze fresh lemons and limes,

then put the peels inside,

Salivate over my great soup.

This is my recipe, taught to me from my Mother’s side,

I add some flower, baking powder, man you’re gunna die,

When this fresh gingers, gives you flavours you have never tried

And of course, Asians love white rice so,

Oooohhh I put it in my soup, I put it in my soup,

A little bit of MSG, ain’t gunna hurt you

Put chocolate in my soup

This is gunna taste good

A bowl of chilli peppers will be torture when you..

Poulet is French for chicken, let the bird learn to swim

So healthy for your skin, Aveeno lotion in my soup

I add some olive oil that’s extra virgin like Madonna,

This soup is vegetable-based so I will add an iguana,

A salt crystal and we are ready to rock,

Yes, I’ll get rich on this, cuz I invest in stock.

I add some butter, from my Mother’s fridge that’s long expired,

But it’s still good enough for soup she used it all the time,

When growing up I ate this soup and look at me I’m fine

Here’s an egg, with a duck inside balut

I put it in my soup, I put it in my soup,

I add some bubble gum, it’s from the bottom of my shoe

My scalp is itchy oooo My head flakes fall in, too

Because last week I ran out of head and shoulders shampoo

This soup is so yummy, it is my recipe,

I add some sodas inside so it’s bubbly,

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I’m now adding some corn inside, so it’s corny

You might think it’s crazy but naw, you can trust me!

Heck, I’m the guy that made you love water panties

This soup is so yummy, you’ll say it is tasty,

And now some final touches, it’s almost complete.

Oh.

I’m sorry.

I cannot serve this soup right now… why?

Oh.

It needs bread!

Oh, I put it in my soup.

Some random things I put

Include a fidget spinner and I add some slime in, too.

psychedelic mushrooms,

Dust bunnies from my broom,

I cannot wait for you to taste this Mikey Bustos soup.

When people eat my soup, They come for a round 2

Their buttons burst but it’s ok my tailor’s swift and good,

And now to try my soup The world will love this soup,

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Mmmm…

Die-licious!