ALL RIGHT?

TIME FOR SOMETHING FUN.

SOAP OPERAS ARE KIND OF A DYING

BREED IN THE UNITED STATES.

THERE AREN'T MANY LEFT.

BUT IN NEW ZEALAND, THIS FROM A

SHOW CALLED SHORTLAND STREET.

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE SHOW

ITSELF.

WHAT I DO KNOW IS A HELL OF A

CLIFFHANGER WHEN I SEE ONE.

>> AWESOME HOUSE.

WHERE'S YOUR ROOM?

>> UPSTAIRS.

MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE.

>> YOU SAID YOUR DAD IS AT GOLF.

>> HE'S NOT AT GOLF.

>> HEY, DAD, THIS IS LILY.

>> HI.

>> GO HOME, PLEASE, LILY.

>> WHAT?

WHY?

>> GOODBYE, LILY.

>> TOMORROW.

>> THAT WAS RUDE.

>> RUDE.

I'LL SHOW YOU RUDE.

THIS TABLET IS STILL SYNCHED TO

YOUR PHONE.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT YOUR

PENIS!

>> WOW!

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE GOOSE

BUMPS?

I DON'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I WANT TO KNOW.

THIS IS A SHOW I WOULD LOVE TO

BRING TO AMERICAN TELEVISION.

GUILLERMO, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT

TO HAVE A SHOW LIKE THAT HERE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Jimmy: IF WE DID THAT SHOW,

WHICH PART WOULD YOU PLAY?

>> THE GIRL.

>> Jimmy: WE NEED TO GET YOU A

WIG FOR SURE.

>> I DO HAVE A WIG.

>> Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE

IT A TRY.

>> LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

>> Jimmy: YOU PUT THE WIG ON.

I'LL PLAY THE TEENAGE BOY.

AND WHO SHOULD WE GET TO PLAY

THE DAD?

>> HOW ABOUT ME?

ALEC BALDWIN.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.

THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.

THAT'S GREAT.

THIS IS PERFECT.

I'M GLAD YOU HAPPEN TO BE BACK

THERE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL, FORTUNATELY WE HAVE A SET

HERE.

LET'S DO THIS, SHALL WE?

ALL RIGHT.

VERY GOOD.

WAIT.

WE HAVE TO DO ACTION FIRST.

WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO YELL

ACTION.

WE'LL GET IT RIGHT.

DON'T WORRY.

♪

>> AWESOME HOUSE THAT YOU HAVE

HERE.

WHERE IS YOUR ROOM?

>> UPSTAIRS.

MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE.

>> YOUR DAD IS AT GOLF?

>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAND HERE.

>> MY DAD IS AT GOLF.

>> YOUR DAD IS AT GOLF?

>> OH, NO.

>> THERE HE IS!

HEY, DAD.

THIS IS LILY.

>> HI.

>> GO HOME, PLEASE, LILY.

>> WHY?

>> GOODBYE, LILY.

>> BYE?

>> NO.

>> THERE IS ALWAYS TOMORROW.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: NOW THAT WAS RUDE.

>> RUDE?

>> I'LL SHOW YOU RUDE.

THIS TABLET IS STILL SYNCED TO

YOUR iPHONE.

>> YEAH?

>> PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT

YOUR PENIS.

♪

>> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU,