Name: 美國隊長-TOON SANDWICH (Captain America Civil War Trailer #2 Spoof - TOON SANDWICH)
Uploaded: 2017-12-28T02:23:08.000Z
Duration: 4 min 36 s

Yeah, but no one could understand
what you were saying, dude.

是啊，
但沒人聽得懂你在說什麼，老兄

Kuala Lumpur. You haven't been there yet,

but I guess it's only a matter of time
before it too is a pile of rubble.

吉隆坡。雖然你們還沒去過那裡，

但我想那裡變成廢墟也只是時間的問題

- What are you gonna demolish next? Paris? 
- Come on!

- 你們接下來要破壞哪裡？巴黎？
- 拜託！

You realise we're not the ones
destroying the cities, right?

We're the ones saving people
from the destruction.

你了解不是我們在破壞城市，對吧？

Why can't you people just let supers be super?!

為什麼你們就不能讓超能者當超能者？！

我們得被管制
(音同：我們得穿格子衣)

- 我是穿格子衣啊
- 不，我是說...

When I see a situation pointed south, I'm
like, "hey, point the other way, situation.

當我看見情勢惡化指向低點(南邊)，
我會說"嘿，指向其他方向"

Sometimes I want to punch
you in your perfect--

有時候我真想揍爆你的一口白...

We did this in the first trailer
and you punched me in the face.

我們在首支預告片演過了，
而你直接揍了我的臉

Bucky, you are so lucky I was wearing this--

00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,620
巴奇，真幸運我有戴上...

Oh, shut up F.R.I.D.A.Y! God I miss Jarvis.

閉嘴啦，周五！天啊，我想念賈維斯

奧斯卡獲獎演員李奧納多狄卡皮歐？

I'm not the one that needs to watch their back.

I'm the one that needs to watch their front.

- 你介意收手嗎？
- 歐嗚！呃...

This doesn't have to end in a fight, Tony.

What are you kidding? It's a Marvel movie.

00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,940
防彈啦~寶貝！

00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,380
所以這就是沒關手機跟電器的下場...

So this is what happens when you
don't switch off all electronic devices.

"植物安東尼"
他們都說你浪費好多電影預算

好吧，17秒跟一整天...
差不多啦

Well, seventeen seconds is close to a full day.

- Oop - fly's undone. Flat tire! Wedgy.
- Ah, god--! Son of a--! DYAAA!!

- 拉鍊沒拉~鞋子沒穿好~
- 天啊...！你狗娘的...！啊...！

- Wet willie. Nice beard!
- Mother-- You little...!

- 內褲露出來了~不錯的鬍子~
- 媽的...你這個小...

- Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.
- D'oh! Ahhr, so annoying!

- 不要打你自己~不要打你自己~
- 喔...！啊...！好煩！

Pretty pimp, huh? They allow me to see...
much less.

很酷，對吧？
他們能讓我視線更窄

Wait a second. That's not a good thing.
Why the hell did I install--

等等...那沒有好處啊
為什麼我要安裝這個...

[TONY STARK]
Ahem. Now before we start senselessly
beating each other to death,

尋人啟事：蜘蛛人
他也叫作"彼德派克"
特徵：會做蜘蛛會做的事

this is the last chance for anyone who wishes to
drop their shield and run home to their mummy.

[鋼鐵人]
咳咳。在我們痴痴
揍死對方之前，

[CAPTAIN AMERICA]
OK, I feel like that was aimed at me.

這是最後機會，
給那些想把盾牌丟了然後跑回家找媽媽的人

[ANT-MAN]
Hey, Ant-Man does not shrink from a fight.

[美國隊長]
好吧，我感覺這句話是在針對我

[蟻人]
嘿，蟻人戰鬥時一向不退"縮"的

[CHIPMUNK VOICE]
I'm running away at a hundred millimetres an hour!

[BLACK WIDOW]
I don't know if we should fight. I mean think about
how awkward its gonna be tomorrow.

Hawkeye, am I still babysitting your kids on Saturday?

[黑寡婦]
我不知道我們是否應該開戰。我的意思是，
想想以後會多彆扭

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