'PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS'

Well it must be a great game then!! ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

it's the worst fucking game i've ever fucking play- (`皿´＃)

so the goal of the game... is out of a 100 people to be the last man standing on this fucking island.

alright, here we go.

give me a gun

oh shit

oh shit

no shit (giggle)

don't shoot! D:

don't shoot, i'm innocent (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I'M INNOCENT!!

I JUST WANNA HUG YOUUUUUUU

this fucking time I'm gonna fucking do it.

what the fuck is that? ._.

*pewds ded*

*silence*

are you kIDDING M-

you guys come here often? ;)

no? :\

is that MARKIPLIER?!

OHMAGERD

how do i look?

OH MY GOOOOOOOO~!

here we go

owp

shit shIT SHIT

Oh come on I was reaching for my cornflakes :( C'mon

*laughs*

Meme 2017 xD

*corn flake package crinkles*

HHHHHHHHH

what have I DONE?

I'm so sorry *chuckles*

*another one for Pewds*

i got nothing i have nothing

don-

stop!

this is the fucking one.

*rapid gunfire*

hehe yeah hehe

*rapid gunfires again*

got 'em!

Oh

OOOOOOOOOO

*hipfire god*

I never even got to fucking top 30

Alright.

Here we go.

Easy.

This game is easy.

Just going to loot these Swedish fucking homes

There we go I'll take that shit

gimme that. gimme that shit boi

*loads shotgun*

I saw a bunch of people land over here

I'm literally gonna rush him

00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,380 Oh *fires shotgun*

Oh I killed him?

Fucking range on the shotgun, man

GOTTEM

I'll be taking all your shit, thank you very much (ー_ー )

That's right thank you- thank you very much

I'm still gonna rush him

Oh there's definitely someone in here

Oh shit

I can hear that fucker

Is he upstairs?

Yee

*initiate Pro Pewds combat system*

Fuck

Shit. Fuck. Ass.

Ass fuck. *shit*

What's he doing?

I'm just gonna- just gonna check uh- my emails down here don't worry about it

Just uh, making sure

Everything's fine

This is NOT camping

This is uh- making sure that staircase is safe *pussy*

You never know, lot of people forget to clean out

I'm so fucked *scared*

*grenade* Σ(O_O)

*grenade blasts*

Oh shit oh shit

He's waiting for me

PLEASE DON'T HURT MEE

I'M SWEDISH

I should prolly just make him wanna kill me

I'm not camping, sht the- sht the fck up

Just making sure

He can jump off the balcony

*gasp*

YEAAA BOIII HAHAAaaa

whatchu gonna do huh

roight in the fucking head

almost at tittie

Alright what do you got on you boi?

That's right i'll be taking this and this and this

and this and this and- and

he got a fucking frying pan? *for pancakes, 'f course*

Domo arigato

*swaps weapon*

kay

Scope up.

No? Alright well fuck it.

Looks like a swedish little village doesn't it?

Mkay

Let's go out

Out into the world

*initiate pewds stealth mode*

*distant gunfire*

Oh shIT. SHIT. DON'T SHOOT

DON'T. Well he can't fucking aim. *giggles*

Oh shit. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

Where is he?

There he is. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him

I'll scope him out

He doesn't know that I saw him

There he is. Look at him

Fucking kek

*rapid gunshots*

Okay I got one hit

FUCK. Where'd he go?

I'm gonna go around

Hopefully he doesn't expect it

Might be a stupid fucking move where is he?

C'mon CUNT

'kay

I think he's hiding

That's fine

I can smell his fear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's in my viking blood

Oh he's in the building. He's in THE BUILDING

I think he knows I'm outside

Don't fucking see him tho

He must've heard me

I don't know what the fuck to do. What do I do?

*le gasp*

There he is. Okay. Alright

Alright. Papa Pewds.. is coming for you boi

You better spread your ass for me boi

Cause I got a shotGUN

I don't wanna die now

Kay. Clear

He prolly heard me

In here?

No

*gaaasp* *shotgun blast*

*another shotgun blast*

DIE

*lookit his face*

DIEE

YEAH. GOTTEM

HELL yEAH

YOU Got FUCKED BY THE POODIEPIE

I'll take this

Hey you got Redbull

THANKY- OH A NEW VEST

Alright have that

Oooh. Nice pants

Not for me tho

WHOOOOOOOOO!

Moar ammo

Fuck I don't know where

Anything is

I saw someone. I th-

I think I did

Is he in the building again?

Yes someone's definitely in the building

Fuck me, man. *gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

You hear that wooden floor so well

Are they fucking upstairs?

FUck. The map is getting smaller. I gotta move.

But I know he's in there

OH *brraapp*

Oh SH-

OMGOMGOMGOMG

I'M OUT. I'm out. I'm done. I'm fucking done

I'll pick my battles alright? I'll pick my fucking battles

Shut the fuck up

Did he see me?

Fuck we gotta move

Otherwise we're gonna die

Fuck. You know what?

I'm just gonna run for it

Call me a Swedish pussy *cause you are*

or a figget (probably faggot)

I'm out alright?

If anything I've learned is that you gotta pick your battles, man

Sayonara mothafcka

He's probably looking for me still

asshole

*giggle*

Alright, we got a lot of running to do

Fuck. We're so far away

Gawd dammit

Oh shit.

Oh shIT.

Oh sHIT

Oh SHIT

OH SHIT

OH SHIT

see?

AHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING?

*laughs*

What the fu-

Did he not see me?

Did he just park in front of me?

Oh I'll take that and O-Oh thank you

Ayy a police *?*

Oh look how much ammo

pffff

The fuck was that?

My character looks so fucking retarded *is he?*

Alright well thanks for the car buddy

Appreciate it

*laugh*

Ah. Fuck.

No.

Stop.

I didn't know he was your friend

I'm fuckin outta here

*distant gunfire*

STAHP SHOOTING MEEE

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

This feels a lot like Half Life

When you're driving that bungee or whatever

And like Russian landscapes or some shit

Except this is REAL

This is real life

I'm getting shaky, man

Alright. Let's chill here for a while

*character grunts* Oh for fucks sake

Alright we gotta move again

Circle

Circle's getting smaller

'Kay

I don't know where I should go

OH

Should I-

Eh, fuck it

FUCK IT

*maniacal laughter*

FUCK

WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING?

It was like a fucking Team Fortress character

Fuck, I really thought I would die there

That was so fucking bad

Jesus Christ *you need him*

Those are my glasses bitch *roasted*

Alright time to move again

Gotta get back into the white circle ;)

Fuck it's small now ;);););)

There's 23 people alive

I'm gonna go to the buildings

Oomf

C'mon

I wanna make at top ten at least

Then I'll be happy

I like this strategy

Just going around with a bungee

Okay

Hopefully they'll come, some people from here

Oh

Too Far

I'm playing it safe *pussy*

It's not called being a pussy *yes it is*

It's called being-

A faggo- I'm kidding *i doubt it poods*

For fucks sake

Here's someone *finally*

Fuck

Shit

Fuck

Goddamn it

C'mo- Shut up phone

I can't die now

I just can't

IT'S NOT CAMPING *pussy*

Okay?

Shaddup

I just don't wanna fucking die hehehe

Fuck. Where'd he go

Did he chicken out as well?

There he is

COME OUT AND PLAY BOI

FUCK I CAN'T AIM

GODDAMN IT

Oh fuck I gotta move

Oh shit

Oh fuck

Oh shit

Fuck. What do I do?

Oh, there he is. There he is

AIM

DIIIIIEEEEE

The fuck is he doing? *what am I doing?*

Oh my GAWD

How is he alive?

KIIIIIIILLLLLL

FUCK

I gotta blink. I'm wearing my contact lenses

SHIT

Okay I gotta move

I got 30 seconds

C'mon boi

Seven people alive

I'm going for my car

Is there any other place to fucking go?

I never m- Six people alive

I never made it this far