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[MUSIC - DAFT PUNK, "AROUND THE WORLD"]
Oh, cool, somebody put Billy Joel on the jukebox.
Billy Joel?
This is Daft Punk.
Da Punk?
What is that?
What-- that-- that's not even words.
What are you saying?
This is Billy Joel.
It's "Anthony's Song," parentheses, "Movin' Out."
First of all, it's "Moving Out," parentheses,
"Anthony's Song."
And second of all, this is 100% not Billy Joel.
You know, when they recorded "Moving Out," someone
left the studio doors open.
And that's why at the end, you hear that car sales.
That's not true either.
No, this is it.
He's talking about going all around the world,
because this Anthony fella, he's moving out,
you know, to live with Mr. Cacciatore
down on Mowbray Street.
And that's all I'm going to say about those two.
Peter, I'm gonna punch you with this beer mug
till I'm holding just the handle.
Guys, calm down.
There's one way to solve this.
I'll just use my phone.
[beep]
It says "Around the World" by Daft Punk.
Thank you!
God, you idiots are exhausting.
Hey, Cleveland, how'd you do that with your phone?
I'm not an idiot.
I used Shazam.
It recognizes songs and tells you their names.
Yeah?
Hey, what if I farted into it?
I don't know.
Be my guest.
[farting]
It says Lana Del Rey.
Wow, how do I get this on my phone?
You just download it.
It's a app.
What's an app?
They're little programs you use on your phone while driving.
Oh, man, apps sounds awesome.
This is a real game changer, like the guy
who invented wearing a sport jacket with genes.
So what can I do for you?
Well, I've got to go to church.
But I don't have time to change from the rodeo.
Excuse me.
I thought you were helping me find a look that will let
me cling to my youth in my 40s.
Yes, I'm interested in cheating on my wife in Las Vegas.
Gentlemen, I think I can help all three of you.