Busted.

Well, well, well. Who do we have here?

It's me, Chris. You know me.

Why are you talking like a bad guy?

Listen! I say you steal money from Mom's purse.

Oh.

Well, I was just trying to get new sneakers. You're not gonna tell on me, are you?

Well, that depends.

On what?

How about I won't tell Mom and Dad about the money if you promise to do whatever I say.

Meg, this is how a lot of porn starts.

I mean it, Chris! I'll tell them.

Mom! Chris took money out of the--

Okay, okay, okay. I'll... I'll do whatever you want.

I thought you'd see it that way. Here's a list of stuff I need you to do for me.

Shouldn't've taken that money, Chris.

Okay Meg, I've cleaned your room and did your homework. Can I be done now?

Oh no. There's a lot more things I need you to do for me.

There are? Like what?

Well, now you have to watch An Officer and a Gentleman with me

And that's it?

Hehe, no.

At the end when Richard Gere carries Debra Winger out of the paper mill, you have to read what's on this index card.

[Meg cries]

That's gonna be you someday, Meg.

I know it will! I just know it will!!!

Okay, Meg. I stood outside Planned Parenthood for 36 hours

And here are the pictures of every girl in your class who went in.

Alright, good. Now I want you to call them as if you're their dead baby.

No way! That was the last thing on your list, I can't do this anymore.

Well, you should've thought of that before you stole money out of Mom's purse.

I own you!

Now, here's my post office key. I need you to go downtown and get the stuff that's in my P.O. box.

You... you don't get your mail here?

No. I get a lot of private correspondence from The Netherlands.

Like what?

Like, I'm part of a group that kinda trashes Anne Frank's house every year.

You know what? No, that's it! I'm not-- I'm not doing anymore of your crap, Meg.

Chris, don't you see? You have no choice.

I'll just tell Mom and Dad about the money, and they'll ground your ass for a year!

I don't care! Tell 'em, 'cause I'm not even gonna be here!

I'm gonna run away and no one will ever see me again!

Good, go! And who's even gonna miss you? You're just a little thief!

Where ya going, Chris? Who are you gonna turn to? You don't even have any friends!!

Oh my God, Chris! There you are, I've been looking all over for you!

Why? You wanna humiliate me with more slave work?

No. I... I wanted to apologize.

I should've never blackmailed you. I'm really sorry and I want you to come home.

I thought you said no one would miss me.

I said a lot of stupid things I didn't mean, Chris.

But I miss you.

Thanks, Meg. I miss you too.

You know, living in that family we both have pretty crappy lives

And if we're gonna survive it, we can't turn on each other. We're all we have!

I know. I'll never do anything like that again.

You think you can ever forgive me?

Yeah, I forgive you.