*police sirens*

Ah, dammit...

Mornin' Brian

I'm afraid you ran a red light.

Your license, please.

Ugh, I swear Joe the light was still gray when I went through it.

00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,380 Mhm. Are you aware this is expired?

00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:23,560 What?

Brian step out of the vehicle.

Woah woah what's going on?

Well the law's clear. I have to confiscate your license

and you're gonna have to walk home.

Can't you at least give me a ride?

No can do amigo.

Ugh. Alright, I guess I'll just call an Uber.

*Joe's phone buzzes*

Are you Brian?

Alright class, let's get started.

Stewie, what're you doing?

And why're you dressed like that?

Because I'm your driver's ed instructor, Brian.

You're what?

That's right!

I heard you lost your license

and I'm going to help you get it back.

Um...ok?

Now, we've got a lot to cover

but first, let's watch a safety video

designed to terrorize you into being a responsible motorist.

C'mon kid with a bright future!

I'll give you a no seatbelt car ride after

this teen kegger party.

Oh, I don't know.

I'm going to Harvard-Yale tomorrow

I'd hate to lose it all because of making poor choices.

Ah c'mon man I just had a couple of alcohol-beers

...and I'm his girlfriend because he has great genitals

and I'm impressed with reckless behavior

so I'm going to reward him with my mouth while he's driving!

Now let's smoke a marijuana cigarette

while I'm speeding because of a dare

Hey careful!

I'd hate for you to be unresponsive to my pleasuring

while you're driving because of intoxication!

Brian: Stewie, is this about anything

but oral stuff while you're driving?

Stewie: It's about all facets of driving safety, yes.

Brian: I'm gonna fast-forward.

What a waste.

I'm a grizzled seen-it-all veteran cop

and I'm shakin' my head at the senseless waste.

Sir, we've done our police tests.

The driver was being mouth-pleased at the moment of impact.

Alright Brian, let's begin.

Great, let's do it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP

Demerit!

What the hell?!

Where are your hands, Brian?

Uh, on the steering wheel?!

10 and 2!

Alright, commence.

IPDE, Brian! IPDE!

What?

IPDE.

Identify, predict, decide, execute.

You've got to constantly be IPDE-ing everything

in your target zone.

I don't- I don't know what you're saying!

IPDE! Identify, predict-

Yeah, you said that!

but it doesn't mean any-

IPDE that!

Uh, it's a child with a ball.

Very good. Identify.

Now, predict.

Predict what?

IPDE!

Yeah, you keep saying that like it's a word

those four letters don't make a word

it's not helping me remember anything.

Oh, now you've got an oncoming vehicle

pay attention to your 4 to 6 second zone.

What-what is that?

4 to 6 second-

IPDE the car Brian! IPDE the car!

What does that mean?!

Now check your gauges with one eye

while keeping your other eye on the road.

My eyes go in the same direction!

What's your tire pressure?

I- I don't know! I'm in the car!

Stop! Demerit!

Stewie, I know how to drive! I've been driving for years!

*car horn* Ever hear of IPDE jackass?!

So? How'd we do?

Did you pass your driver's test?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I think so.

You brought up IPDE?

As a matter of fact, I did.

He was impressed...?

No, he had no idea what I was talking about.

He tried to Google it on his phone

and ended up spilling hot coffee on his balls.

I took him to the E.R.

and he said he'd pass me

if I picked him up in an hour.

So it did work!

Well, congratulations! You're getting your license back!

I know it's great!

Now I'll be able to go to those dog parties again.

*playful music*

*sad music*

Hey, Stewie, seriously thanks for everything you did

to help me get my license back.

My pleasure.

But now you owe me.

That means one day, I'm gonna

come to you and ask for a favor.

But I need to know something.

I need to know that you're going to say yes

when that day comes.

Uh...o-ok?

Can we go for ice cream??!!

C'mon!