Way ahead of you, Hayley.

It's not milk.

It's ranch dressing, from the Lazy Ranch River.

Stan, the doctor gave you this health journal to monitor

your fitness and eating habits.

Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

And you heard my stool sample results.

Too hard to test.

But you're getting older.

You need to take care of yourself.

We still have a lot of memories to make.

Of course we do, honey.

Now I'm going to see how close the ranch river

gets me to the cheese cauldron.

[SPLASH]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Sir, you need to wear goggles!

That ranch is highly chlorinated!