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  • This is for little kids! Isn't it?

  • This thing. SO EASY!

  • We can start now~

  • Still at level 1 after 20 minutes! Seriously?!

  • I'm going to play this game today

  • I found these on Toys "Я" Us

  • Full of childhood memories! So I bought it!

  • Let's open them~

  • We'll get these...

  • a total of..

  • six balls!

  • put these aside

  • Ok! Now it's complete.

  • There're three sets~

  • Let's start the challenge from this side...

  • challenge~

  • This is for little kids! Isn't it?

  • This thing! So easy!

  • We can start now~

  • Already stuck!

  • This can't be!

  • What happened?

  • Let's test this table's

  • ... this table's levelness

  • I don't have a spirit meter

  • Is this better?

  • I added something under the leg of the table~

  • Again!

  • Start!

  • Yes! It worked!

  • This is too hard!

  • I'm stuck on this level, why~?

  • Annie, lend me your phone~

  • Completely! Zero degrees!

  • Ok! It must be the problem of the machine.

  • There we go!

  • The first level will be, perfect!

  • Go!

  • Thankfully it didn't fall out..

  • Go!

  • Well, well, well

  • feel's pretty good OwOb

  • oh no~!

  • This bridge is a bit hard to get on

  • There it is!

  • What to move next?

  • Could it..

  • It fell out again QAQ

  • Why is this so hard QQ

  • Go! Go! Go!

  • Ok! Let's take it slow take it slow

  • Red!

  • There you go!

  • Skipped a zone!

  • Nice! Nice! Nice!

  • I like it >///

  • I think... I've got the hang of it!

  • But how do you pass this part @@

  • Must be from here, to here

  • Let's try it!

  • I think I need to apply more force?

  • One two THREE!

  • Oh! There it is~

  • I think we'll pass level one pretty quickly

  • Why is there...

  • Do I have to spin this myself?

  • What should I do?

  • This... OAO))

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • So this thing.. ?

  • I must shake it myself?

  • Need some force!

  • Bro! I'm here to save you!

  • No!!

  • Sending out Bro No.3

  • This is ridiculous!

  • This is.. this..

  • this.. this..

  • What's going on!

  • Can I return this? (text:

  • dafuq~

  • I'm still at the very start

  • Let me, restart, promptly

  • There!

  • Go! Go.. Go! Oh no~

  • Oh god..

  • Oh there it is

  • Oh there.. slowly, slowly, ok!

  • It's stuck here! This faulty design!

  • Yes there it is..

  • Why..

  • Oh so close.. didn't fall out

  • There~

  • I won't fail again this time..

  • Wait! Slowly, slowly..

  • Good!

  • We're ready for the next level!

  • Does this count?

  • Wait a sec....

  • Can this thing..?

  • So must I restart?

  • **breathes**

  • **exhales**

  • I'm already..

  • slowly getting!

  • I'm slowly getting the hang of it

  • Ridiculous!

  • God!

  • Oh! Shoot!

  • Oh no ~!

  • How can I fail here!

  • OH! God!

  • Slowly!

  • Ok.. that's fine

  • We can let it jump straight away. Nice!

  • Like so OwOb

  • There's no point to this part!

  • Woah! You're returning?

  • This will do! This will do!

  • Oh oh oh.. Wait wait wait.. Slow down..

  • Ah ok ok ok!

  • Let's get there perfectly!

  • Check point ->

  • Get over there Get over there Get over there

  • NOOOOOOOOO~

  • This is: the pond of the Devil

  • This is: hell's highway

  • This is: the mother f*cking Dugtrio

  • This is: the little b**ch's canal

  • This is: the disgusting hextuple jump

  • The most disgusting is this.. this thing near the check point..

  • THIS HOLE!

  • This hole is just a..

  • Oh God!

  • Oh, nice nice..

  • Oh wow!

  • You're telling me to get back to the START?

  • Did I step on some square on MONOPOLY?!

  • Saving Private Ryan let's go!

  • This~ Is~ Not Happening~

  • God!

  • Oh! Nearly!

  • Oh! No!

  • I know it now!

  • I'm rushing too much

  • Wait for it to stop

  • Wait for it to stop, then..

  • Jump!

  • Yes! Like this~

  • Oh! Fxxk!

  • **sigh**

  • Ah.. god..

  • This is just..

  • Idiotic!

  • Slow down, slow down..

  • SLOW DOWN!!

  • How is it.. What's wrong with this hole?!

  • Got it got it got it

  • Finally..

  • We're back here again

  • Nice nice nice

  • Skipped~

  • No! x5

  • Slow down, slow down, slow..

  • YES!

  • Ridiculous!

  • There's something wrong with the design!

  • Oh god!

  • I dare you to come back!

  • Set off!

  • Why?!

  • It's always that spot!

  • What's wrong with that hole?!

  • Why?!

  • Can't believe I'm stuck here.., again

  • What was this cup used for? This cup isn't washed!

  • Is this why my balls are sticky? (note: no pun intended)

  • There's no case where the second trap is more annoying than the first trap!

  • Isn't this levelled?!

  • Switching ball! Switching ball!

  • I'll use more force here.. okay..

  • F*CK! (note: gan = 幹)

  • 20 minutes gone and I'm still in Level One!

  • For real?!

  • Come on! You can do it!

  • You will get over there!

  • You! You!

  • No!!! Why did you turn!

  • Slow, slow, slow

  • Rushed it again~

  • Why am I torturing myself..

  • Wow!

  • WAHHH

  • You're feeding yourself to the crocodile!

  • Was I that perseverance when I was in primary school?

  • Wouldn't it be great if I used this perseverance to study QQ

  • This hole is too ridiculous..

  • Can I make it bigger?

  • Out of this whole level, the hardest part is right here!

  • Oh good!

  • Slow down, slow..

  • Finally making some progress

  • **sigh** this will be easier in comparison

  • Please let this count~

  • Please QQ

  • Why are you always doing this to me QAQQ

  • **tsk** Does this hole have some sort of magnet

  • I suspect this hole has a magnet installed!

  • .. and it's that sort of magnet that repel each other!

  • It can always repel my ball!

  • NOOOOOoooooOO!

  • It went to @#%@#

  • So hard QQ

  • Annie: What are you doing?

  • Did you know this is the hardest thing to pass in the whole world?

  • Annie: why?

  • It's just a starting point

  • Let me show you~!

  • Annie: you haven't even started yet? Zyn: put the ball here

  • Go!

  • It stops here!

  • Or it'll..

  • Stop!

  • Or it'll..

  • Fall out straight away!

  • It's so hard to control the force! (text: Annie tries to play)

  • What did you say~?

  • Please! Continue! By all means, continue!

  • Annie: I didn't..

  • Zyn: Hurry up! I'll watch you play! Annie: **laughs**

  • Zyn: I'LL WATCH YOU PLAY!

  • Zyn: Come! Come! Continue! Annie: Is it hard?

  • Zyn: Fail! Annie: hehe is it hard?

  • How can you.. You have to restart

  • Annie: This? Zyn: Yes!

  • Zyn: Use some force

  • Annie: Oh? Is this broken? Zyn: It's just stuck

  • Zyn: Harder

  • Annie: What? Zyn: The red one! The red one! Red!

  • and then blue

  • Here..

  • then apply force

  • Annie: It'll get stuck Zyn: Pull it back

  • Zyn: yes yes yes yes yes Annie: oh I..!

  • Zyn: You can skip like this

  • Zyn: and then here Annie: did I pass the level?

  • Continue!

  • Ok, blue

  • Continue

  • And then slow down!

  • You have to be slow! Slow..

  • Just lift this carefully

  • And then let it, go right here..

  • Yes x6

  • And then go to the red part..

  • Go to the red..

  • HAHA!You lose!HAHA!

  • Annie: Continue~ 030

  • Zyn: No you can't! My turn!

  • Annie: But is this hard?

  • Annie: Let me try again OuO

  • Zyn: Oh wait! Annie: oh there you go!

  • (text: Annie tries again ->)

  • Hurry Up! Do it! Continue!

  • You, keep on if you can!

  • KEEP ON IF YOU CAN!

  • Annie: I'm so scared to continue OuO

  • You're so mean

  • Ok.. my turn my turn

  • Today.. I must complete this today

  • Annie: wow you're batman

  • You must be slow here

  • otherwise, when it gets there, it'll go straight out

  • it's so..

  • Annie: do you really complete this part like this?

  • Zyn: No. May be it's supposed to go here and jump on the yellow thing...

  • Annie: may be right here..

  • Zyn: Hey hey hey! Don't disrupt me! I'm nearly at the end!

  • Don't.. Annie: can you actually touch this?

  • Zyn: I'm nearly done!

  • If, here, to here, if I can get to here

  • It's the check point

  • Zyn: FINALLY!!!!!!

  • Zyn: We now arrive at the second level

  • Annie: You're going to complete this today?!

  • Zyn: l'm going to try this! I've never tried level two Looks alright, seems quite easy!

  • (Translation by: kabutocat) (英字翻譯:阿兜)

  • Hey, get on top of there!

  • It's alright..

  • It'll be alright, right?

This is for little kids! Isn't it?

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