New year

New me

*Deep Inhale*

*Deep Exhale*

*Ominous Sound*

*Yawn*

*Smacks Lips*

Don't look at me, Stephen Curry. C'mon man. What, you've never had pizza for breakfast?

No, not really.

(Stephen) Let's put the pizza down, man.

(Rudy) I wasn't finished..

You don't need that.

But ho-how, what is.. what is, uh..

Don't worry about it. All that matters is that I'm here to help you.

Help me with what? My free throws?

*Chuckling*

*Awkward Silence*

Sorry.

I need.. I need help.

Helping me out turning me into the best.

He said: First things first these water bottles gotta go

I said: Why?

And he said: Don't you love the ocean, bro?

He then whipped out the "Brita Stream" so beautifully

"It fills quickly" he said

"And it pours immediatly!"

So he poured two glasses

And we both said "Cheers!"

Time to move on, yes it was time to face my fears

Instead of eating pizza, why not try a healthy snack?

I said " 'Cause pizza is delicious,

and healthy food is whack!"

He introduced me to some veggies

And some salad in a bowl

It actually tasted good, even though it hurt my soul.

Then he made me exercise

Which I had never done before

We did some weird drills, and they made me very sore.

Then we did some Tai Chi

I've always been a fan.

Didn't know what I was doing, but I felt more like a man!

Then he had me make a present that would make my girl blush

Then we cleaned my place, made it tidy in a rush!

Then I sat with my beloved with a candle lit meal

Then he gave me a wink (Ding!) 'Cause he knew I made her feel

Amazing!

First name: Stephen

Last name: Curry

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

Helpin' me out, turning me into the best

Best!

First name: Stephen

Last name: Curry

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

Helpin' me out, turning me into the best

Best!

Hey, how you doin'? I got two large pizzas for, Rudy?

(Pizza Guy) Extra Cheese

I... I ordered that before...

(Pizza Guy) Extra bread, Extra gluten

Yeah, whatever.

Who are you talkin' to?

What do you mean?I'm talkin' to my friend Stephen Curry!

There's nobody there!

You don't see Stephen Curry standing here?

Right now?

Listen, bro, can you just take these pizzas? I don't got all day.

Wait a minute, If you're not real...

Then that means...

The power to change was in you all along, my friend

(Rudy) Wow!

I think you changed my life, Stephen Curry!

Thank You!

Huhh. Good luck, Buddy!

Huh.

Man, people are weird these days, huh?

I know, right?

Let's get outta here!

Let's go!

I need a new job.

New Year New You!

Last name: Curry

He came into my life, now everything is less blurry!

Oh, Steph Steph Curry

Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph

Helpin' me out, turnin' me into the best,

Best!