Yeah, you always SAY you'll get us a helicopter and you got it zero times

What you gonna do?

Decorate!

Say it again!

Decorate!

Do what?

DECORATE!

Hey I can't be your friend if you wear high tops like that

You make an extreme foot change, and we'll keep the friend thing rolling

Tambourine! Tambourine! Tambourine!

Hey boo, how's your day?

I'm late for work

Why don't you sit on the couch and paint me?

My bike sucks

Lost its wheels

Hey let me tell you, I own a Ford

You ain't got no Ford, dog

You got a Mazda

Ngh-guh-guh-guh-ga-ga-ga

Hey what is this many? I wanna know!

I chewed up a cow's neck

Fresh Ambassador

I just pile up my money

I got a zamboni and I'll buy a tank next spring

A TANK, man!

Hey Sweaty Fred, where's your cornbread?

I got it right there

That's good

Hey don't touch my cornbread!

Okay, now just so you know, after this, I plan on grabbing that bread

No you're not!

I could see somebody there on the boulder

And he was like this, right, and I'm like

"Woah! Who's there?" - "Nobody"

Mmm-mmmm!

Agh lagh agh gah

The name is Baldy McNutt

I'll fix your rims overnight

Yo, I'm all beefy

Pizzaaaa

Yah-ya-yah

So Nick, why do you keep falling asleep?

I was up playing this video game all night and I haven't slept much

So I have like half of my full brain

Boy you made the eggs crack!

Pika, pika, pika, pika

I don't feel bad! I don't feel bad!

Hey girls LIKE to jump up on me

This girl's thinking about it

Yeah, just like that guy's mom

And this guy's mom

And that guy's girlfriend

Come on up and bite me!

Come on!

My bone must have cracked, wow

My bone fully cracked y'all

Oh, I see how every one of you copied me

You know, I hate that you have to be a ghost now

Because it's like a talk a bunch to no one

It's just a shame

What's your favorite shape?

Not the square, not the square

Good old triangle

This is owie

I hate whispers, but I still say them

I told you I could draw a dot

Water snake! That's a water snake!

Do you get your fangs sharpened?

'Cause I wanna hear about where you go to get your fangs sharpened

Do you go back to the other hermits?

That's it, isn't it

Young man, why run?

Dead... y'all knew that

Hey man, be honest... how was your drink?

I don't wanna talk about it man, I can't believe you'd even do that man

Did you finish it?

Dang, gross son

Anyone got a harpoon?

I need a harpoon

Just one

I'm not your granny

But if you like me to use her voice I will continue to do it

My old girlfriend is here

She made us both eat poison an hour just before she stabbed me

I haven't seen her at all since then. This will be the first time

It's just my nose butter

Oooh I tell ya, my guns ache

Can you define "valedictory"?

Yeah, that's not a word

I mean, I know the whole English language

And the nonsense you said is not in it

Yo camera guy

I hear a crazy sound!

Or is that just my own heartbeat?

You said that I'd finally get a sticker!

I got confidence in my noggin

Really, it's the best

Confidence in my noggin

Oh this is SO exciting isn't it?

Can't wait to get home and play the Sims!

Gold teeth, i collect gold teeth, so I'll get a hit on the radio

Rink-a-dee dee, Rink-a-dee dee

I still wanna take tombstones and drop them off a plane

That sounds like a plan

Yeah, I know, it's like a really good plan

Can you pretend to sneeze on my microphone?

A choo!

Didn't think it would sound like that did you? Hey, y'all don't look at that

Holy mole! Bock bock bock!

I wonder if my head could fit inside that bucket

Let's go find out

You ready for some metal?!

I realize that when I flirt, I don't know how to flirt

You have adorable eyes and I don't believe what I see

I'm sorry what's that?

You have a normal hat and big boots, I said

Oh ok

I will get into Rivers' casa and boop his boop

What's that?

I'll hit him right between the legs

I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing! nuh-uh.... nuh-uh

He's totally freaking out

Ha ya yah, ha ya ya, huh huh huh

Hi Y'all!

I'm NOT Prince Harry?

Someday I'll be an old man!

Hey man I need you to scratch my back

Right now? I can't even reach it

Well I'll turn, and then you can reach it

Just for a minute

Hey, you are the best

Just go ahead and turn

You ready?

Go ahead

I gotta get to my dance-off in the Philippines

Aye aye Captain Rainbow

Man, I'll shoot you in the forehead if you call me that again, okay?

Got that?

Yeah

I got some powers 'cause I got bit by a frog

It's not imaginary

What new nicknames have you heard people call you on the road?

Wippa Zow

Or some people call out "Greg!"

Or Booty Fabacca

Or Coco Bolivia

Or Human Stick Observer

All of these are not really that great

Except for Dolphin the Goldfish

I really like fish based names! This is my horn

It won't blow