OOOH

噢

You know I feel bad-

你知道我覺得很不好...

What?

什麼？

Oh he ripped it off.

噢他把它撕掉了

Wait.

等等

OOOhh.

噢

Wait.

等等

He's in love with her.

他愛上她了

Now her husband and-

現在她的老公跟...

Wooa-

哇噢

Today we will be reacting to a thing called K. Will Please Don't.

今天我們要來看 K. Will 的「請不要這樣」MV

It might be K. Won't if I hate it.

如果我不喜歡的話，可能要改名叫 K. Won't

This is a solo artist.

他是一個個人歌手

- You're watching this one. - Ok.

- 你們要看的這個。- Ok

But maybe you will.

但你也許會 (註：此處為 K. Will 名字諧音)

K will like it, but Y won't like it.

K 會喜歡，但 Y 不會。(註：此處亦為 K. Will 名字諧音)

I'm pushin' it haha.

我冷場了

That's really pushing it.

這真的滿爛的

I kinda wanna slap you.

我有點想打你

- You're not gonna see him in the video because there's a story going on.

- 你不會在影片裡看到 K. Will 因為 MV 有故事主線

- Is this like One Shot, I'm not ready for another One Shot. - Yeah I'm not ready for another One Shot. - You'll see.

- 跟 One Shot 一樣嗎？我還沒有準備看第二部 One Shot。(註：One Shot 是另一首韓國歌曲) - 對，我也無法承受。- 你們會知道的

Ok so this one

好，所以這部

Wanna shoot me with some Kwills?

你要拿豪豬的刺射我嗎？(註：kwill 諧音 quill 意思為豪豬或刺蝟的刺)

So do your best to still analyze the music and-

盡力去剖析看看這首歌，然後

- It was so bad. - Why did I lean forward the moment you lean towards me it was like wooooop

- 這超爛的。- 為什麼你往我身上倒的時候我也剛好往前倒，就像這樣「嗚噢」

Point out things that you like and stuff but there's also a cool story

說出你們喜歡的音樂部分，但故事內容也滿酷的

- This is the... - killl meeeee

- 這是... - 殺了我吧

Please don't let us watch it

請不要讓我們看這個

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

啊

AAAAhhhh

啊

Stop making puns please so I can finish a sentence.

拜託不要再講雙關梗了，讓我好好講完

- Um ok. - Um. - K we will.

- 好。- 呃。- 好，我們會的 (註：此處亦為 K. Will 雙關諧音)

I got- I got it.

我、我懂了

Please Don't.

「請不要這樣」

Gooo.

開始吧

- Oh wow. - Woah.

- 哇噢。- 喔噢

I'm ok with this.

這個我可以

Yeah baby.

耶，寶貝

That sounds like, lowkey, ondes martenot.

聽起來像低音的馬特諾琴

- Oh he is just not interested. - Oh he does... he does not look happy.

- 喔他沒興趣。- 他看起來...看起來不太開心

You shouldn't have your inner car lights on while driving.

開車的時候不應該把車內的燈打開

- So we'll never see the person who's singing. - Correct.

- 所以我們不會看到歌手出現？- 沒錯

Is he depressed?

他心情不好嗎？

I kinda like that.

我滿喜歡的

Seems like it doesn't, it

看起來它不太...

Oooh

噢

He obviously isn't showing affection to her

他很明顯不喜歡她

- That groove is sick. - Oh. - Ah.

- 這律動很棒。- 噢。- 啊

Nice piano break

鋼琴那段很棒

or midi break

或是數位音效

I really like that synthesized whistling. - Oh yeah that'd be neat.

- 我很喜歡那個合成的口哨聲。- 對啊很棒

Dude.

老兄

- Oh my gosh. - His voice.

- 我的天啊。- 他的聲音

- Who's this? - He's... - Who's this, is this

- 這是誰？- 他是... - 他是誰？他是...

- It's so intimate. - It's very singer-songwritery.

- 聽起來很舒服。- 這很像創作歌手的作品

- Wait I'm confused about the other dude. - There's, there's like Spanish flare guitar happening - There is like acoustic guitar.

- 等等，我被另外一個男的搞混了。- 好像有西班牙古典吉他的聲音。- 有民謠吉他

What the fu-

搞什麼鬼

Chill.

很放鬆

- I like it. - Wooowww.

- 我喜歡。- 哇噢

I ju- Dude eyes on the road buddy.

我只... 大哥，看路啊

- Oh maybe it's his like bestfriend, and he doesn't want to take her away from his best friend. - OOOOoohhhhh I see.

- 喔他們可能是好朋友所以他不想跟兄弟搶女朋友。- 喔，我懂了

That was good.

剛剛那很讚

That was good.

沒錯

Did it add an extra beat in there?

剛剛是有加一拍進去嗎？

No.

沒有

It was just a beat of silence that felt longer cuz it was used so effectively.

只是留了一個空拍，但那會給人更深刻的印象跟感覺

What do you think of the music so far?

你覺得音樂目前如何？

Oh is the girl not actually in the car?

所以女生其實不在車上嗎？

Like is that his dream?

這是他的夢之類的？

I kinda like it, but he has a really high voice.

我滿喜歡的，但他聲音真的很高

- Boi. - That falsetto though.

- 天啊。- 那個假音

It's a lot less bumpin' than the other synth that we've listened to.

這比我們之前聽的流行音樂輕很多

He's got resting b*tch eyes.

他的眼神好厭世

Good singing key.

唱的音調很好

- So he's gonna... - Oh yeah boy kill it. That riff was great.

- 所以他要... - 喔太讚了，那一段太好聽了

That riff kills me aahh.

剛剛那一段太讚了

- I thought we were supposed to talk about the music Shimon, not that story. - Sorry sorry sorry.

- 我以為我們要討論音樂而不是故事，Shimon。- 抱歉抱歉

- There's like wedding dress. - It, I was just thinking that.

- 這好像 Wedding dress (註：另一部韓國 MV ) - 我剛剛也在想

- Yeah exactly. Oh oh the tuxes. - I was like, this is...

- 沒錯，果然。噢有西裝。- 我覺得，這...

It's the wedding dress but from the other guy's perspective haha.

但這是另外一個男生版本的 Wedding dress

The music is good.

音樂很棒

I like the little flutters at the top.

我喜歡那些震拍

- Flutters? Oh. - Bum bum bum bada bum bum.

- 震拍？噢。- 崩崩崩吧搭崩崩

There it is.

來了

- Oh now they're getting married. - And so he's like watching- he's like watching his bestfriend.

- 他們要結婚了。- 所以他看著、看著他的好朋友...

There isn't much of a of bass though.

這首歌好像很少貝斯的聲音

That would be nice.

如果有的話應該會很不錯

To like solidify the song.

讓這首歌更厚實

- I didn't say that right? - But it's like not really a ballad, so that's what I like about it, but it's definitely a lot slower than the other songs that we've listened to.

- 我沒有這樣講。- 但這不太像是抒情歌，所以我滿喜歡的。但這還是比我們之前聽的歌還慢

It's very transparent.

它很簡潔

- Can you not hear the bass? - I can hear a tiny bit but I'd like a bit more.

- 你聽不到貝斯嗎？- 我聽得到一點點但我覺得可以多一點

I can feel the bass haha

我可以整個感覺到貝斯聲

- Yeah cuz he... - Friendzoned!!

- 對，因為他... - 被發好人卡了！

That was good.

那句很棒

That note.

那個音

Oh that was a nice uh

那是一個滿棒的

major chord there.

大調和弦

Oh what was that?

喔那是什麼？

That was..

那好...

-That sounded like a termination. - It was a...

- 那聽起來像是一個結尾。- 那是一個...

Yeah haha

沒錯，哈哈

OOOOOOoohhhhhh

噢

Yeah his facial expressions are not subtle whatsoever you could definitely tell exactly what he's thinking.

他完全沒有隱藏他的表情，你完全可以看出他在想什麼

- Oh what? - Oh.

- 什麼？- 噢

- Oh she's not there. - Are you kidding?

- 她不在那裡。- 你在開玩笑嗎？

OOOHHHH PLOT TWIST

喔～劇情反轉

- NO AAAHHHH. - WHHHAAATTTTT?

- 不，啊～- 什麼？

Ok but here's the thing, her disappearance in that actually made sense.

好，所以重點來了，她的消失其實是有道理的

RIP

安息吧

It's like this girl who he longs for, and we already figured out what the storyline was, so that's why the disappearing was acceptable in that one.

所以這個他喜歡的女生，因為我們已經知道劇情了，所以她消失是有道理的

WWAAATTT

什麼？

Stop crying.

不要哭了

- So f***in. - Guy's gotta stop crying man, you gotta get it together here.

- 這好鬧。- 不要再哭了老兄，振作起來

- Ooowwww - Oh.

- 噢～- 噢

- OOOOOooohhh man. - OOOOOooohhh classic.

- 噢，老兄。- 噢，經典

He just ripped that girl in half.

他把那個女生撕成兩半了

Oh hey, yeah no, I'm fine it's whatever man I'm cool.

「噢，嗨，呃不，我很好，我沒事」

Toxic masculinity.

大男人主義

They're not... too afraid of their emotions.

他們不... 他們太害怕表達情緒了

Aw best man

喔，伴郎

- Oh this is the memory of the picture and it's about to be taken. - OOOOHHHHHH BOOII

- 所以照片是這樣來的。- 噢～天啊

I mean shouldn't he be happy for his friend?

他不是應該為他的兄弟感到開心嗎？

- Oh he ripped that off. - Wait he oh OH OH OH OH OOOOOHOH

- 他把照片撕掉了。- 等等，他... 噢、噢、噢、噢！

- WHAT! WHAT! WAIT - Oh.

- 什麼？什麼？等等。- 噢

Aww

噢

Wait

等一下

- OOohhhhh - DId this just go gay?

- 噢～- 這突然變成同志故事了嗎？

Wait please.

等一下

- WAIT! WAIT! W- OOOHHHHHH - So he's in love with the dude OOOOHHHHH PLOT TWIST

- 等一下！等等！- 噢！- 所以他喜歡的是那個男生，噢！大反轉！

- YES! - M. Night Shyamalan's back guys!

- 太好了！- 奈沙馬蘭回來了！(註：奈沙馬蘭為一驚悚片導演)

But and then she's like getting married, and she's like you know with her two guys now, her husband and...

但是她要結婚了，所以你看她跟這兩個男生，她的老公還有...

- WWOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOO OH MY GOD - WHAT?

- 哇噢！！！！！我的天！- 什麼？！

WAIT HE'S GAY!?

等等，他是同性戀？！

- NO ok ok let's just... ok hold on hold on. - Ok I love this.

- 不，好、好，我們，好...等等。- 我愛這個

Best

史上

twist

最屌

- ever. - Oh my gooodd.

- 反轉結局。- 我的天啊

- Why is he thirdwheeling haha that's so weird. - Yeah. - Hey friend how bout come thirdwheel at our...

- 他幹嘛要當電燈泡哈哈，好奇怪。- 對啊。- 嘿朋友要不要來當我們的電燈ㄆ...

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

噢！！！！！

- MY GOD now it makes sense! - OH MY GOD

- 我的天啊，這一切都說得通了！- 我的天

WHAT

什麼

WOOOAAH

哇噢

OK.

好

He's in love with her

他喜歡這個女生

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

噢！

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SH*T

噢，靠

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SH*T

噢，靠

- My bestfriend and my husband and I am just so happy. - Your girl...

- 我的好朋友跟我的老公～我好開心～- 你的女朋友...

- And he's just like look at this ugly man trying to steal my woman - You know I feel bad...

- 他感覺在想：這個醜男想搶我女人。- 你知道我覺得很不好...

What?

什麼？

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

噢

OOOOOHHHHH

噢

SH*T

靠

WOAH

哇噢

OH MY GOD

我的天

OOOOHHHHH

噢

Wait, that was just like so extra.

這太出乎意料了

- OH MY GOD - Wow. - That was extra.

- 我的天。- 哇。- 意想不到

What in the f***

這什麼鬼

OOOHHHHH

噢

OH MY GOD

我的天！

YEAH

耶！

I'm screaming a lot I'm really sorry.

我很抱歉我一直尖叫

OOOHHHH SHHH*T

噢，靠

- Woooowww OH MY GOSH. - Wait, what is that what I think what it was?

- 哇，我的天。- 等等，這是我想的那樣嗎？

I mean you know that's great.

我的意思是，你知道這很棒

That just made everything so much cooler.

這讓一切變得更酷了

- I've seen more shocking plot twists in recent memory. - Yes! it's finally cannon for once.

- 我有看過更讓我意外的反轉劇情。- 太好了！終於有個爆炸性故事

- I've been saying gay for the past 2 months and it's finally here! - That rhymed, once and months.

- 我這兩個月一直在講同志，這次終於！- 妳剛剛押韻了，「故事」跟「同志」

The best part is that they TOTALLY left that out until the very end because the whole time they made you think that he's interested in the girl.

最厲害的是到最後才讓你知道結局，這樣你就會一直以為他喜歡那個女生

and so like you see him crying and stuff because it's their wedding.

所以你會看到他因為婚禮而哭

Way to freaking dump it right at the end dammit.

竟然在最後一秒才講，該死

Damn

該死

- Yeah I definitely did not- that would've been the last thing that I would've guessed to happen in that story - Same.

- 我完全沒有... - 我完全沒想過會是這樣。- 我也是

- Sure. - Wow that was in a kpop song. I thought it was super religious over there.

- 當然。- 這不是韓文歌嗎？我以為他們很保守

- UUummmm HAHAH oh f*ck - My body's numb.

- 嗯，哈哈，噢靠。- 我動彈不得

- Alright there we go. - Alright! That was some quality content.

- 好了！來吧！- 好！這內容很棒

Can we just take a moment to just like- like go back?

我們可不可以...花點時間，就、就稍微回放一下？

Yeah I would like to think of this as a continuation of wedding dress.

我覺得這可以當作 Wedding dress 的續集

This is the alternate story.

這是替代版故事

- I feel, I feel like it's almost like parodying it like parodying that story ju- just so that, cuz like everyone's seen wedding dress probably. - Exactly.

- 我覺得、這很像是在故意諷刺 Wedding dress，因為大家應該都看過 Wedding dress。- 沒錯

- Before you, before your time. - Just like playing with that, that expectation.

- 在那之前。- 就是在玩弄你對結局的期待

I guess that's why he wasn't interested in that girl.

我猜這就是他不喜歡那個女生的原因

I see.

我懂了

- Oh that makes sense. - Yes, makes sense, yeah.

- 這一切都有道理了。- 對，有道理

Wow we took the wrong direction.

我們完全猜錯

We were, we were off.

我們完全、完全錯了

Is that how you feel towards me?

你對我也是這樣嗎？

- I'm not interested in you because you're just like the girl to me, I'm that guy and you're the girl. - You're just crying yeah. You just cry-

- 我對你沒興趣因為你就像 MV 裡的女生，我是男主角而你就是那個女生。- 你就一直哭...

You know

你知道

I feel bad that I just assumed his sexuality but

我很抱歉我剛剛直接判斷他的性向

- Well yeah it is indeed 2016, well dang it's - I just thought he was just trying to get over her you know

- 沒錯，現在是 2016 年，喔不對，- 我剛剛以為他是要忘掉那個女生

2017 now

2017 年了

That was too good

這太棒了

- I got played - And then the singing?

- 我被騙了。- 唱歌的部分呢？

- The singing? - The singing was so good. - It was pretty damn good.

- 唱功呢？- 唱得很棒。- 真的很棒

- That- that high riff. - And even the melody, just the way it always- yeah

- 那個、那段高音。- 還有旋律，一直那樣。- 對

There was a direct minor to major chord in there they did like just some like straight up model mixture

有一段直接從小調升到大調的和弦，他們就直接這樣寫了

like unapologetically and it was very effective cuz they blended it so well.

絲毫不擔心，但結果出來很棒而且讓人印象深刻

But

但

- It was... - I actually stopped focusing on the music.

- 它... - 其實我後來根本沒在注意音樂

No both of you stopped focusing on the music at the same time it's hilarious

不，後來你們兩個都沒有在聽了，超好笑

- Really? - Yeah

- 真的嗎？ - 對

- And then the music... - The music was also really straightforward too. - Yeah.

- 音樂的部分... - 音樂很簡單明瞭。- 對

It was- it was like

就像、就像

What he said?

他說什麼？

But I think what got me was- it was really- like it was like the music video.

但我覺得我比較喜歡的是，其實是 MV 的部分

It was like super simple, it was really transparent it just kind of like sat there.

因為整體都很簡單、直白，你就坐在那邊

You know, but it was like- it was good though because I felt like that was definitely about the story that was going on.

然後想說，我完全知道接下來會發生什麼事

Like the- kind of what the song was about more so than like actually making a super complex, intricate display of musicality.

但後來發現它其實超級複雜

- It's ok. - I don't remember the music. - I would like to- hahaha

- 沒關係。- 我不記得音樂了。- 我想要... 哈哈

I liked some stuff like umm

我喜歡一些東西，像是...

- The synth thing that you were talking about. - Yeah.

- 你剛剛講的那些比較流行的元素。- 對

- That was a nice touch, it made it interesting. - It made it a lot lighter.

- 那個風格不錯，很有趣。- 讓整首歌變得很輕快

- I don't know, it set the mood for something. - But no it it...

- 我不知道，它營造了一種氛圍。- 但，不對，它...

- Noooo did it though it kinda like had this like... - I think, to me,

- 不對，我覺得有點... - 我覺得...

Even though it was in major it kinda felt dark.

雖然它是大調，但聽起來很黑暗

But then it was minor at one section.

但有一段是小調

Like right when the girl disappeared.

在女生消失的那個時候

- I don't know. - I could be remembering wrong.

- 我不知道。- 我可能記錯了

- There could've been some foreshadowing with some um - True true true.

- 可能會有些和弦有帶出一點... - 對對

chords there.

預兆之類的

- Great, I liked it. - Good music. - Good music.

- 很棒，我很喜歡。- 很棒的音樂。- 很棒的歌

- Once the storyline started getting really f*cked up I didn't pay attention to the music anymore. - Yeah I started being like

- 當劇情開始反轉的時候我就沒在管音樂了。- 我開始想說...

answer my questions.

回答我的問題

The only reason I don't like this song is because in the verses his voice is whispering and I just feel like he's close to me and it makes me uncomfortable.

我唯一不喜歡的一點就是歌手會用氣音唱歌，好像很靠近我，讓我覺得有點不舒服

- Ok so it's the way they produced it. - Yeah.

- 所以是唱歌的方式。- 對

I thought it was great.

我覺得很棒

- I thought his voice was really... - Hugo's mad at me because I...

- 我覺得他的歌聲很... - Hugo 在生我的氣因為...

I tho-

我覺...

Will you shut the...

妳可以閉上妳的...

I thought it was a great video, It was fine, it was- he did a good job. His riffs were really good, his falsetto was really good.

我覺得影片很棒，全部都很好，他的轉音跟假音都很棒

He rarely dipped lower which I would've liked to see more of.